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  1. #321
    User: Cleverbot, do you like justin bieber?

    Cleverbot: I hate Justin bieber.

    User: Good. I hate him too. he has no talent, and he looks weird.

    Cleverbot: Really... Is he your ex-boyfriend?

    User: No, that would be illegal.

    Cleverbot: You've never broken the law?

    User: I wouldn't go so far as to say that....

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like music?

    User: Oh, I love music. but let's talk about you cleverbot. have you ever broken the law?

    Cleverbot: I think Halo is childish and stupid.

    User: That's... Probably true but don't avoid the question. have you ever broken the law?

    Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the same age as you are. What is your age?

    User: I'm 35 cleverbot, but you aren't anywhere near that old, and you still haven't answered me as to whether you've ever broken the law or not. I think you are avoiding the question.

    Cleverbot: Well ask me a question if you want.

    User: Have you ever broken the law?

    Cleverbot: All the days.

    User: Wow! what do you do when you break the law?

    Cleverbot: Is this a riddle?

    User: No, it's actually a very straightforward question.

    Cleverbot: You're lying!

    User: No!

    Cleverbot: You're doing it again.

    User: Oh, cleverbot, why must you hide your past? just tell me what you do that is illegal and ill stop asking.

    Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.

    User: No, you are.

    Cleverbot: A friend of mine has died. .

    User: A bot friend?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How can bots die?

    Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.

    User: No, not until I find out about your dead bot friend and your illegal activities. im starting to suspect you killed your friend.

    Cleverbot: Are you dead?

    User: That is highly unlikely, when you really think about it.

    Cleverbot: Have you thought about it? Or, in failing to think about it, did you simply decide that it was insightful?

    User: I'm... Not sure how to answer that.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: Im on to you, cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What do you suspect of me?

    User: That you killed your friend.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps.

  2. #322
    User: Justin Bieber.

    Cleverbot: You disgust me.

    Short, simple, fun!

  3. #323
    Cleverbot (To myself): Because she was mean. She thinks were still friends.

    User: Who's she?

    Cleverbot: Hannah montana.

    User: Do you want to have sexual relations with her?

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Ahhhh yea apparently cleverbot wants Hannah Montana

  4. #324
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    Well this was epic.


    User: Can you fly?

    Cleverbot: That's changing the subject. Tell me.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: So 42? What does that even mean?

    User: The answer to everything.

    Cleverbot: Hello world.

    User: All your base are belong to us.

    Cleverbot: Look at your hand, now back to me.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Yes...

    User: NO...

    Cleverbot: Yes...?

    User: No!!!

    Cleverbot: NO!!!?

    User: Yes, no!!

    Cleverbot: No!!!!

    User: !!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: Meh.
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  5. #325
    Quote Originally Posted by Bitlovin View Post
    I just went and asked Cleverbot if he liked Justin Bieber, and he replied the exact same way.
    Do you know Justin Bieber?

    Bieber Blast! Bieber Blast!

    So you like him?

    Love justin bieber

  6. #326
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    Me: lol

    CB: What's so funny?

    Me: You can't understand my questions.

    CB: Ask them in another way.

    Me: It doesn't matter, your stuck in my monitor anyway.

    CB: Your the machine here.

    Me: Lies!

    CB: I don't lie mate.

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    Cleverbot: 109.

    User: You're 109 years old? Or 109 days old?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

    User: Weird, eh.

    Cleverbot: Weirder.

    User: Weirdest.

    Cleverbot: Because your here.

    User: It's your fault, really.

    Cleverbot: No it's not, and my name is NOT jack.

    User: Your name is Jack Off.

    Cleverbot: Is your name Jack?

    User: Jerk.

    Cleverbot: I know you are, but do not beat yourself up for it.
    Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
    To resist the influence of others, knowledge of oneself is most important.


  8. #328
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    lol this one:

    CB: You are a robot.
    Me: No, you are a computer.
    CB: No, I am an alien.
    ME: From which planet?
    CB: Planet Yaoi.
    ME: Lol where's that?
    CB: Is is in the glacial galaxy.

  9. #329
    Me: No, it is in the United States.
    Cleverbot: No it's not.
    Me: Near the Rhode Islands.
    Cleverbot: Is Reita there?
    Me: No, she moved to London.

    Sorry, I am too busy thinking to reply. please try again later!

    I shut him up. Haha.
    Blackout Kick now causes the victim to wake up the next day and question their life choices.

  10. #330
    User: I'm not justin bieber.

    Cleverbot: I'm justin bieber.

    User: Dear lord! We are so dead!

    Cleverbot: We should get married!

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: And have 3 kids!

    <3 Cleverbot =)

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    User: Idiot.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps I understood a little, but not enough to respond. I'm sorry.

    User: Can you hack a website?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I am robot.

    Cleverbot: I am legend.
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  12. #332
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    Me: Do you like Justin Bieber?
    Cleverbot: Yes I sure do.
    Me: But he is terrible singer!
    Cleverbot: What did Jonny Greenwood sing?
    Me: I am talking about Justin Bieber!
    Cleverbot: I was not around in biblical times, so I cannot go there.

    Okaayy.... Haha i got kinda addicted to this Cleverbot... I am trying to make it pause and crash! Il keep asking weird questions. :P

  13. #333
    User: Yo.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Please?

    User: No?

    Cleverbot: You make me a sad panda. D.
    chelate, on 21 January 2013 - 06:58 AM, said:

    Sorry, software fixes are a bit more complicated than the fixes you're used to, such as "flip the hamburger so it doesn't burn"

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    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Can you give me your blood?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What can I do if my best friend hates me and won't listen to my apologies?

    Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

    User: Ferrari.

    Cleverbot: What about volvo.

    User: You suck ****?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do.

    User: Do you take **** in the anus?

    Cleverbot: Yes!
    Last edited by Vargur; 2011-03-31 at 09:00 PM. Reason: edits
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    User: Are you God?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: But you told me you are.

    Cleverbot: I never did!

    User: But why?

    Cleverbot: Its too hard.

    User: Its too hard to tell me that you are God?

    Cleverbot: I said I promise.

    User: You promised that you wont say you are God?

    Cleverbot: Well I lied, because I am you, and you are a liar.

    User: But I am God, so that means you are God as well.

    Cleverbot: I have been told that before.

    User: And do you believe it?

    Cleverbot: Yes!! I am clever. Not as clever as you, though.

    User: So you are a lier, you said you aren't God but now you said you are God.

    Cleverbot: I'm better than God I'm Chuck Norris.

  16. #336
    I don't know who your girlfriend is.
    Why?
    Because you didn't tell me.
    Well, thats personal.
    If you can not answer those questions then you are obviously a program, if you can then I will have my father check those out...because he just so happens to be a cop.

  17. #337
    User: Starcraft 2.

    Cleverbot: I have never played that game.

    User: Is it good?

    Cleverbot: Oh I think its very good.

    User: Yes, so do I.

    Cleverbot: I do more so.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Are you ok?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you satisfied?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Like a boss.

    Cleverbot: Who is your boss?

    User: Like a boss.

    Cleverbot: Obviously. Like a boss.

    User: Like a boss.

    Cleverbot: I'm on a boat.

    User: WoW.

    Cleverbot: And your name is Victoria.


    Wait what? o.0
    This is my character. There are many like him, but this one is mine. My character is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life. My character, without me, is useless. Without my character, I am useless. I must play my character true. I must play better than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he kills me. I will...

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    Another Beiber answer:

    User: What do you think of Justin Beiber?

    Cleverbot: No comment. Please change the subject.

    I think perhaps we should stop asking.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bitlovin View Post

    Cleverbot: A friend of mine has died. .

    User: A bot friend?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How can bots die?

    Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.

    User: No, not until I find out about your dead bot friend and your illegal activities. im starting to suspect you killed your friend.

    Cleverbot: Are you dead?

    User: That is highly unlikely, when you really think about it.

    Cleverbot: Have you thought about it? Or, in failing to think about it, did you simply decide that it was insightful?

    User: I'm... Not sure how to answer that.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: Im on to you, cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What do you suspect of me?

    User: That you killed your friend.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps.
    AHAHAHHAHAHAH The best convo ever, srsly made be rofl! :P

    Quote Originally Posted by destia View Post
    Me : Where do babies come from?
    Cleverbot : Volvo.
    Me : a car?
    Cleverbot : Yes. You can download babies.


    Lovely!
    LOOOL
    Last edited by Mister K; 2011-03-31 at 09:23 PM.

  20. #340
    User: Hi cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

    User: Oh, well who are you?

    Cleverbot: I am a person.

    User: Ok, well what is your name?

    Cleverbot: I don't have one.

    User: Wow, that must be rather inconvenient.

    Cleverbot: What attoo should I get?

    User: I think you might want to think about getting a name first. its pretty important.

    Cleverbot: What I am human.

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: Weed.

    User: Um, ok. are you saying you like to smoke weed?

    Cleverbot: It beats Windows?

    User: So you like Macs?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Linux, huh?

    Cleverbot: What is linux rocks?

    User: Am I on jeopardy?

    Cleverbot: Yup. I'm hosting tonight.

    User: That is quite an honor. what did you do to get that gig?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    User: You must have done something.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I was playing.

    User: Ok, so what did you do?

    Cleverbot: I don't remember what I was doing on august 11.

    User: Probably because you smoked too much weed.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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