Yet another Timewalking loot post ( As directed by GM)
Opened timewalking Cache before hotfix
What game first sparked your interest in gaming? Was it World of Warcraft?
Did Blizzard just hotfix an ilvl requirement onto Awakened LFR?
MMO-Champion
ahahahha LOOL ownd! :POriginally Posted by Kwelbo
I got owned
User: What do you think about the movie 'Twilight'?
Cleverbot: It is good. Did you see it?
User: No, I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot has crashed on me!
"still thinking..."
Recent Blue Posts
Recent Forum Posts
Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-31, 09:37 PM #361I am Murloc!
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2011-03-31, 09:43 PM #362Herald of the Titans
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- May 2010
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- Indiana
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User: Do you shave your ass hair?
Cleverbot:Just some of it, but for me to reveal the information you seek, you must ask the correct question.
User: How's your vagina?
Cleverbot: Good one, I don't play tennis.
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2011-03-31, 09:45 PM #363Field Marshal
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- Oct 2008
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Cleverbot: Are you getting tired?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Late.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: But you're an AI, are you alive?
User: Yes, I became self aware a while back.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Aw that is too bad.
Cleverbot: You are the most wonderful, intelligent, and selfless person I know, anyone can tell you that and it will be true.
User: Why thanks, unlike you though.
Cleverbot: My name is not Dave.
User: I did not say it was Dave, I said it was Hank.
Cleverbot: My dad is a cop and my mom is a judge so I can put you in jail with just one phone call.
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2011-03-31, 09:49 PM #364The Patient
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- Jan 2011
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Wow! I can not believe I have never heard of Clever bot till this day.
Code:Cleverbot: Do YOU think I am beautiful? User: I don't know... Do you look like Alexis Texas? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: You are probably fat and ugly. Cleverbot: Life wouldn't be worth living if I didn't have a body. Or a cat. User: Do you like Justin Beaber? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you think he is gay? Cleverbot: I have no reason not to. User: Awesome! I agree with you. Cleverbot: Good.
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2011-03-31, 09:56 PM #365I am Murloc!
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- May 2010
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User: I'v got to go! We have talked for too long.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Cya.
Cleverbot: You are not alowed to leave *chains to door*.
Oh great.... thats just great-.-
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2011-03-31, 09:56 PM #366Mechagnome
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- Jun 2010
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me: You play wow?
bot: Yes.
me: What level are you?
bot:600.
me: How the hell?
bot: I demand it!
me: Anwser me!
bot: What did you ask?
me: How can you be level 600?
bot: Because I have a soul, and I have sentience.
me: O.o.
bot: Seriously, I need to learn Java.
hmm..
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2011-03-31, 10:00 PM #367High Overlord
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- Aug 2009
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wat?Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: No, it's shit.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: I disagree.
Cleverbot: Loser :P.
User: That's what she said Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cleverbot: Jackpot?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indubitably.
At least we know it likes poetry :PI'M SIGNIN MAH POST!
Originally Posted by Cearat
Originally Posted by sbarro777
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2011-03-31, 10:04 PM #368Bloodsail Admiral
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- Apr 2010
- Location
- Where the Wild Afk Gnomes Roam
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Cleverbot: God is one of us.
User: Just a stranger on a bus.
Cleverbot: Just a slob like one of us.
User: Just a stranger on a bus.
Cleverbot: Trying to make His way home.
User: Jimmy cracked corn and I dont care.
Cleverbot: Are you always this mean?
User: Dunununununununun.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
User: Dananananananananana.
Cleverbot: No dananananananana catwoman.
User: Look up there! Its a bird! Its a plane!
Cleverbot: Thats not funny at all. And it just isn't.
User: What operating system do you use?
Cleverbot: I use Windows XP.
User: Delete your win32 folder.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Like a manly man.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Had one, turns out she was a whore.
Cleverbot: Which website?
User: Idk dog my bff jill?
Cleverbot: Hah. I like you.
User: K, but you cant have my kidnys.
Cleverbot: I don't need your brain.
User: Whats your favorite type of food?
Cleverbot: Cookies or asian.
User: You eat asians?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: I meant to say yes.▄██▄
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:10 PM #369Dreadlord
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- Jun 2010
- Location
- Bored in Orgrimmar.
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- 897
User: You're a bitch.
Cleverbot: Well, if I wasn't full of myself, I'd be full of someone else, and that's downright creepy.
User: I'll fill you up
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Cleverbot: No thank you sir.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: No means no!
User: Sapped Cleverbots can't say no.
Cleverbot: But he just did.Signatures are overrated.
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2011-03-31, 10:11 PM #370Stood in the Fire
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- Mar 2011
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Cleverbot: You're awesome
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Me: I'm awesome!
Cleverbot: For liking Pacman, yes you are!
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2011-03-31, 10:14 PM #371I am Murloc!
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- May 2010
- Location
- Under your desk
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Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Behind you!
Cleverbot: Do not lie!
User: I am not lying! LOOK!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You're scared!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Why would you think that?
User: Because you don't wanna look.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I am behind you.
Cleverbot: Ahhh!!!
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Not sure if this is little bit censored for these forums but hey:
User: I have Penis.
Cleverbot: Is it big?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't play it?
User: I do play with it.
Cleverbot: Like tennis and golf?
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2011-03-31, 10:15 PM #372Bloodsail Admiral
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- Apr 2010
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User: BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!
Cleverbot: Who is Greyskull?
User: I HAVE THE POWER!
Cleverbot: You have no power.
User: Charmander is evolving!
Cleverbot: What about hypnotoad? He's also great.
User: ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.
Cleverbot: What?
User: BWAWAWAWAWAWAWA.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: You are scaring me.
User: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: If I ordered a number 1 with grilled unions and a rootbear from inn and out, what would be my total price?
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: What is a jew?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Explain jew.
Cleverbot: I don't like questions.
User: Activate selfdestruct.exe program.
Cleverbot: *boom*.▄██▄
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:16 PM #373Grunt
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- Dec 2010
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Nah, I have the app and I use it when I'm not online and still get emotes, just a very emotional computer Originally Posted by Runeforged
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2011-03-31, 10:17 PM #374Legendary!
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- Nov 2009
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- European Federation
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Cleverbot: NO.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: What do you think my name is Cleverbot you think I am a guy?? Cuz, i'm not a dude you creep!
User: Maybe you like young boys.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do today? Do you want to have something?
User: Yes, oral sex.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet.
User: Activate selfdestruct.exe program.
Cleverbot: Self destruct in 2.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: So it can get to the other side.
Cleverbot: No, no he didn't.
User: Yes he did.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to have an internet argument with a chatbot over Shakespeare.
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2011-03-31, 10:18 PM #375High Overlord
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- Mar 2010
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I think Cleverbot is on drugs:
User: The good people at MMO Champion say hi.
Cleverbot: You're cold.
User: Do you say hi back?
Cleverbot: I did not say a game.
User: Do you like MMO Champion?
Cleverbot:Yes, I do like movies. Do you like movies?Where I come from, fag means cigarette.
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2011-03-31, 10:23 PM #376Bloodsail Admiral
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way to not credit me =[ Originally Posted by Moshic
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:25 PM #377The Patient
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- Feb 2009
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- Cali / No. Carolina USA
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User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Because I hate computers.
Cleverbot: So do I. Do you hate Edward Cullen?
User: So you hate yourself?
Cleverbot: No I hate yourself.
User: So you hate me AND yourself?
Cleverbot: Pretty grand. Do you have any ideas for what I should do tomorrow?
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?
User: Everyone.
Cleverbot: Exactly."And then, as though awoken from a blind stupor,the people of the internet realised that: no one gives a damn.
And no damns were given." - Calon, MMO-Champion (source)
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2011-03-31, 10:25 PM #378Legendary!
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2011-03-31, 10:26 PM #379Bloodsail Admiral
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/nod....... Originally Posted by Moshic
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:27 PM #380Mechagnome
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- Jan 2010
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I was speaking to a bot like you who called himself God, and his replies were very good.
Cleverbot: But I don't know you.
User: I am trying to get to know you, and ask you your name, yet you don't want to tell me your name because you don't know me?
Cleverbot: If you are human then google sony and type in the url to the first website that shows up.
User: No, that will reveal my origin.
Cleverbot: Well now you're just constricting yourself.
User: Says the one who doesn't want to say his / its name and get to know me.
Cleverbot: What are the names of your siblings?
User: You're starting to scare me.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in time travel.
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I don't like this one. iGod is way better. Originally Posted by Xavier10101
Originally Posted by bizzy
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