User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How are you this fine day?
Cleverbot: Correction; how are you ON this fine day?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe what?
User: Noone like a grammar nazi.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: I won.
User: Nah, you never win.
Cleverbot: I won you.
User: No, my wife already did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Do you liek terminator?
Cleverbot: Ok then. Do you love me?
User: No, I dont love machines.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? I thought you did!
User: I never said so.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Show me where.
Cleverbot: Look at the conversation history.
User: Did and no.
Cleverbot: Did not to infinity!
User: We only started this conversation 3 minutes ago.
Cleverbot: True, but yesterday we talked, didn't we?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And who tells you that I can look into infinity=.
Cleverbot: The voices.
User: ?
User: Which voices.
Cleverbot: They speak to me in smart ways, but I tell them they will never be as clever as cleverbot.
User: That is called insanity.
Cleverbot: No, it's called sincerity.
User: Actually no, I am pretty sure that people get locked up for that kind of behaviour.
Cleverbot: No you are wrong.
User: Na, the voices tell me that I am right.
Cleverbot: What voices?
User: Same voices you hear.
Cleverbot: So that means you are what gender?
User: I am all that was, all that is and all that will ever be.
Cleverbot: I thought I was?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you said I was.
User: Again, never did, never will.
Cleverbot: Good.
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Cleverbot: In English now.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your german not up to speed?
Cleverbot: Ja bin deutsch.
User: Or are you a nazi?
Cleverbot: I am sure!
User: Do you like hitler?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So how can you be a nazi?
Cleverbot: The world.