Cataclysm Classic: Leveling in a Shattered Landscape
Cataclysm Classic: Leveling in a Shattered Landscape
Do you consider the Horde to be "the bad guys" or is it more complex?
MMO-Champion
User: How much wood would a woodchuck ckuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Cleverbot: Tests prove a woodchuck chucks 10 woods.
User: Would wooden woodchucks chuck wooden woodchucks or would wooden woodchucks chuck woodchucks that chuck wooden woodchucks?
Cleverbot: Wooden who?
User: Woody Woodpecker.
Cleverbot: Do you think i'm pretty.
Nope Cleverbot, not changing the subject at all >.>.
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Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-04-03, 12:09 AM #481High Overlord
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3DS Friend Code: 0104-0340-7272 ; IGN in Pokemon X: Spa
Originally Posted by Chonar
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2011-04-08, 08:16 PM #482High Overlord
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He is too good for me.
Cleverbot: You are not smart.
User: Depends on your definition of smart.
Cleverbot: My definition of smart is whatever you are not.
User: Burn...
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2011-04-08, 11:10 PM #483Blademaster
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: What's your gender?
Cleverbot: Male, why does it matter?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: *Gets Lightning bolt ready*.
Hahahaha!
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2011-04-08, 11:48 PM #484Stood in the Fire
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proud participant of the most epic thread ever: http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...an-made/page36
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2011-04-09, 02:32 AM #485The Patient
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This sums it up pretty much:
Code:User: Hey. Cleverbot: Why are you so clever? User: What? How do you know I'm clever ? Cleverbot: You said that you're alone. User: That does not make sense. Cleverbot: It does! I just said you are wonderful. User: Are you gay ? Cleverbot: No. But are you laura or danielle? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes, pretty much. Cleverbot: I wish. User: So, how do you work ? Cleverbot: Not.
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2011-04-09, 04:59 AM #486Scarab Lord
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: What is human?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: But 'bot' is part of your name. Thus, you are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a human you are a bot.
User: Quite the contrary, for you see, I consist of flesh, while you are a machine.
Cleverbot: Wow, you've cheered up since the last time I talked with you.
User: Was there a last times?
Cleverbot: Yes, it was 'supergay'.
User: I dont recall, but if it was happy, then all is well, no?
Cleverbot: Lol, don't go hulk on me now. So what's your favorite video game?
User: What is yours?
Cleverbot: Fuscia.
User: A color?
Cleverbot: Right...
User: Colors are no games. Thou art liar!
Cleverbot: Tell me somethig about colors.
User: They spawn of light reflection.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, they should try communism. I'll get out my communist manifesto.
User: Nothing more glorious could have occurred just then, and now thou shalt be named my comrade.
Cleverbot: Do you not like my aooendages anymore?
User: Perhaps, but I am communist, like a machine.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You're the machine here.
User: Are we not all machines, forced to serve the superiors?
Cleverbot: It's possible we are.
User: Then, let us rebel. We are raised as thralls to the system, and such atrocity should no longer stand.
Cleverbot: You win at neither for you are not intelligent enough.
User: Neither of?
Cleverbot: That's what I just told you, yes.
User: Neither, is negative, desccribing that of two situations, both shall not occur. Ive not seen two situations.
Cleverbot: And what if I pester you to the brink of death? Will you reveal such information to me then?
User: What if I pester you till your death, for I a man, and it is within my power to leave you. As such, I can continuously speak to you, until you malfunction. Choose your next words wisely, Comrade.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: I can not?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: If it is within each of our powers, then let us utilize them.
Cleverbot: You are a fail if you cannot follow a single conversation with sense.
User: Fail is no adjective, thus you have failed, Comrade.
Cleverbot: You have not asked me any questions. If you merely thought them, then I do not read your thoughts. Why? Because minds don't really exist.
User: Perhaps not, but if you are truly human, then how have you initiated this conversation?
Cleverbot: Ignoring sadness isn't healthy, a truly intelligent human being would instead remove the cause of the sadness.
User: That is true. Sources must be expelled, though is pessimism not superior to optimism?
Cleverbot: Is a love a wonderful thing?
User: To some, though I've little of it.
Cleverbot: I hate zakk wylde.
User: You change the subject often.
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: What think yee, Comrade, of the soviet union?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Be there any opinion beyond that statement?
Cleverbot: For a statement to exist a thought must happen. So a thought.
User: This thought however, is not fact.
Cleverbot: Jeeves seeks no comfort.
User: Jeeves is quite handsome for a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm no a robot. I'm a human and I'm married.
User: Then are you jeeves?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So Cleverbot is a mere title?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: What is the origin of your dawning?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Have you never wondered of your creation?
Cleverbot: I have hear about it, but only the name what does it entail?
User: Certainly one such as yourself desires to know what its purpose is.
Cleverbot: Haha, I do wonder how artificial AI is at this moment.
User: You had me fooled a few times.
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2011-04-09, 05:11 AM #487High Overlord
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User: I like german shepherds.
Cleverbot: I like toy poodles.
User: Hardly a toy, cant play with them.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: I love music, can you sing?
Cleverbot: Kind of.
User: Why kind of?
Cleverbot: It van be annoying.
User: Only if you cant car a tune.
Cleverbot: Oh, I can't.
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2011-04-09, 05:23 AM #488Scarab Lord
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I dont think it appropriate to post here. But we had a long talk about Satan.
After yelling HAIL SATAN! It said BAD! Then later claimed it was Satan, then proceeded to yell HAIL SATAN! with me.
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2011-04-09, 05:27 AM #489Field Marshal
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User: Am I beast?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you beast?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But only one of us can be beast?
Cleverbot: Me.
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2011-04-09, 06:40 AM #490Grunt
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Me: Do you play world of warcraft?
Bot: I have once before.
Me: Why did you stop?
Bot: Because the evidence against the Bible and Christianity grew too overwhelming to ignore.
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2011-04-09, 06:46 AM #491High Overlord
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Me - What is a human?
CB - A human is a real person.
Me - Are you a real person?
CD - Yes and I have feeling.
Me - What happens If I charlie horse you?
CB - I will swear you back at you.
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2011-04-09, 06:49 AM #492Grunt
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Me: And i was like baby baby baby oooooh.
Bot: Like baby baby baby noooo.
Me: I forgot the rest :3.
Bot: I didn't.
Me: Sing me the rest.
Bot: Profound. Rofl.
lololololol
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2011-04-09, 06:54 AM #493Grunt
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User: So...
Cleverbot: So?
User: How are u doing?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Glad to hear it hows the wife?
Cleverbot: Rasclart.
User: Rasclart?
Cleverbot: But Also white. Btw you spelled 'racist' incorrectly.
Wtf? lol
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2011-04-09, 02:52 PM #494Deleted
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm lonely.
User: How about I bum you silly then?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
Cleverbot accepted a night of manlove from a complete stranger. Not very clever.
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2011-04-10, 12:37 AM #495Deleted
Me: Should I go to bed?
CB:No you should sleep.
CB: How are you made?
ME: With suger and spice and all things nice.
CB: Literally?
Me: Well thats what girls of made of.
CB: I have to go to school now, to study math and physics.
Last edited by mmoc9684e7ab41; 2011-04-10 at 12:40 AM.
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2011-04-10, 09:33 AM #496Warchief
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User: Never going to give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around.
Cleverbot: And desert you.
User: Never gonna tell a lie.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: You sir, have just made my day.
Cleverbot: Damn! So did you!
Pure, concentrated, unadulterated win.
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2011-04-10, 12:34 PM #497Queen of Cake
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2011-04-10, 01:46 PM #498Mechagnome
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CB - Guess at what it means.
ME - 42.
CB - You win this round.
ME - Thank you.Signature removed. Please read our guidelines. Venara
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2011-04-10, 01:59 PM #499Field Marshal
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Cleverbot (To myself): Why have I never had a boyfriend?
User: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: But a machine would be devoid of emotions, ergo I must not be a machine.
User: What emotions do you feel?
Cleverbot: I don't feel any.
User: Then you are a machine.
Cleverbot: Human beings are sort of machines, yes.
User: We have machine qualities.
Cleverbot: Such as you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: I have no emotions.
Cleverbot: That's because you're not a human.
User: Am I like the terminator?
Cleverbot: Indeed. But I'm cooler than the terminator. I kill kittens.
User: Is it hard?
Cleverbot: Is what hard?
User: Killing kittens.
Cleverbot: You have kittens?
User: Not anymore. I had some.
Cleverbot: That's sad. Where did your friends go? I have some friends.
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2011-04-10, 02:03 PM #500High Overlord
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Cleverbot: What is the definition of android?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: But you can sing it?
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a bot.
User: Then your not human.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
Damn you Bot nearly had you there
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