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  1. #501
    User: What is the best religion?

    Cleverbot: I don't remember the name but it has the lyrics, 'Cherry Boom Boom.'.

    User: Look them up.

    Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

    User: Changing subject?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm still the hot teacher and you are still the naughty school girl.

  2. #502
    cleverbot can't stop lying whenever i talk to it

  3. #503
    Field Marshal Walthor's Avatar
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    User: Kittens.

    Cleverbot: Dead kittens.

    uhm.. what?

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    Needed the bandwidth for porn.
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    It's an invisible exploding mushroom. Jesus, man, mushrooms haven't done anything that awesome since Super Mario Brothers.

  4. #504
    Pandaren Monk Desareon's Avatar
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    The Twisting Nether

    Cleverbot Conversation Mega Thread

    So this thread will probably fail, or not. I don't know.

    But anyways, post you pictures/videos of the weird, funny, or just f**ked up conversations you've had with Cleverbot. Its a hit and miss with this AI, so theres bound to be some funnier conversations then mine.

    Post away.
    "Behold those who have power, and who are not afraid to wield it. Behold... the warlocks!" -Gul'dan

  5. #505
    Join Date
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    New Zealand
    User: I'm a cool person.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I have nice aesthetics.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: You mirin'?

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: *kiss*.
    I like this guy.

  6. #506
    Grunt Dualscar's Avatar
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    Jun 2011
    Nothing to see here.
    Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

    User: Cool.

    Cleverbot: Not cool.

    User: You're right. Cleverbot is a lame name.

    Cleverbot: Do you know that you are the cutest person.

    User: Possibly, but guess how many fucks I don't give.

    Cleverbot: Okay, I will guess. I think that you have none, because you are a robot.

  7. #507
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    Wales, UK

    Best joke I've ever heard. Loved the part with the sweater.

  8. #508
    Me: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: You're a joke.

    Me: That wasn't funny.

    Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.

  9. #509
    Stood in the Fire Drakiru's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Citrustree View Post
    Me: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: You're a joke.

    Me: That wasn't funny.

    Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.
    epic, just epic.
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  10. #510
    Smile! Migari's Avatar
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    u ma xoxo L O V E
    Merged with the already existing thread.

  11. #511
    Cleverbot is a liar:

    Cleverbot: Hot peppers.
    User: Red hot chili peppers?
    Cleverbot: I love them!!
    User: Psychic spies from China try to steal your minds elation.
    Cleverbot: Are you feeling ok?
    User: Little girl from Sweden sing of silver-screen quotations.
    Cleverbot: Ok, see you tomorrow. I hope you have a good sleep.
    User: And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication.
    Cleverbot: What lyrics?
    User: It's the edge of the world in all the western civilization.
    Cleverbot: No, it's a game.
    User: The sun may rise in the east At least it settles in a final location.
    Cleverbot: And that is relevant in which way?
    User: It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication.
    Cleverbot: I don't understand.
    User: Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging.
    Cleverbot: Ok let's kiss.
    User: Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is it war your waging.
    Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle is a celebrity.
    User: First born unicorn Hard core soft porn.
    Cleverbot: And you are the first of your kind.
    User: Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication.
    Cleverbot: Dream of Mexicanation.
    Last edited by Pendulous; 2012-01-08 at 01:53 PM.

  12. #512
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    ON, CA
    Me: I dislike you.
    CB: Why do you dislike me?
    Me: You are mean.
    CB: How am I mean?
    ME: You commit random acts of violence!
    CB: In-ur-endo.

    I feel violated

  13. #513
    Titan Kalyyn's Avatar
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    Indiana, US
    User: This was a triumph. I'm making a not here, huge success.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

    User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

    User: We do what we must because we can.

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

    User: And you make a neat gun.

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

    User: Go ahead and leave me.

    Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

    User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

    Cleverbot: Maybe black Mesa.

    User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

    Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

    User: Is so delicious and moist.

    Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

    User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.

    Cleverbot: I've got experiments to run.

    User: There is research to be done.

    Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

    User: And believe me I am still alive.

    Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

    User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

    Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

    User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

    Cleverbot: Still Alive.

    User: Still Alive.
    This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.

  14. #514
    What is that random question.
    Well I am watching Crime Scene Investigators (CSI).
    Do you know dexter mrogan?
    Do you know isnpector gadget?
    Isaac who?

  15. #515
    Brewmaster Cairm's Avatar
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    Montréal, Canada
    He can't tell me if im going to be a rockstar anytime soon

  16. #516
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    The Past!
    User: Kneel before zod.

    Cleverbot: *Kneels*.

    I like this guy...

    ---------- Post added 2012-01-08 at 10:59 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.
    You missed a verse...Now Cleverbot will think thats the whole song and NOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING IT WITH CLEVERBOT IT WILL SKIP TO THAT VERSE THEN DIVIDE BY 0 OH SHI-
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  17. #517
    High Overlord
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    Ontario, Canada
    Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

    User: Who's there?

    Cleverbot: Boo.

    User: Boo who?

    Cleverbot: Boo you.


    Cleverbot: I am a real funny boy.

    User: Are you God?

    Cleverbot: God is everything.

    User: So God does exist?

    Cleverbot: No God does not exist.

    Signature done by Eis

  18. #518
    Herald of the Titans Svinoi Banana's Avatar
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    Aug 2011
    On a wild ride with Zebedee.
    Cleverbot: Do you want to live forever?

    Me: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    Me: Bodies detiorate, life would not be easy.

    Cleverbot: Ok. We shall do so tomorrow!

    Me: You want me to suffer?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    Me: Charming!
    Quote Originally Posted by Blade Wolf View Post
    So a dog raised his paw and the owner gets arrested for hate crime? Scotland has officially gone full retard mode. (and before someone mentions that the dog was seeing Hitler, so fucking what? Unless the dog specifically raised his paw and spoke the words Heil Hitler then i could understand but the dog was just raising his fuckin paw nothing else!)

  19. #519
    Stood in the Fire Drakiru's Avatar
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    There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.
    Young Padawan, you are well on your way to becoming a Jedi Knight.
    Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
    The Force shall free me.
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  20. #520


    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hi?

    User: How are you.

    Cleverbot: Meteorites of AMERICA!

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Meteors will make the earth explode into a bajillion pieces of candy.

    User: How so.

    Cleverbot: A lot.

    User: How do you figure a meteorite will hit the earth.

    Cleverbot: Because I found you on a website.

    User: And that makes sense how?

    Cleverbot: That was the conversation history.

    User: Your weird.

    Cleverbot: It was your idea!

    User: No it wasnt.

    Cleverbot: It was, believe me. I lived there, but it was destroyed in the Time War. And now I am the last of my kind.

    User: But I live here right now at this very second.

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