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  1. #521
    The Patient Nightc2k's Avatar
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    Lucky 38 Casino
    Me: Herp
    Cleverbot: Herp?
    Me: Herp Derp
    Cleverbot : Herp derp derp
    Me: Herp derp herp derp
    Cleverbot: Herp derp derp herp

  2. #522
    Scarab Lord Lothaeryn's Avatar
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    User: Why are people obsessed with ponies lately?

    Cleverbot: Because they are afraid to be alone.
    definitely one of the best answers ive heard from Cleverbot :P

  3. #523
    Pandaren Monk Desareon's Avatar
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    The Twisting Nether
    Cleverbot is a douche

    "Behold those who have power, and who are not afraid to wield it. Behold... the warlocks!" -Gul'dan

  4. #524
    User: Finish the sentence, What is love, baby don't hurt...?

    Cleverbot: Don't you mean, 'finish the sentence 'After Several Years...''.

    User: No thats not even close to what I mean.

    Cleverbot: What would you kie me to do?

    User: What is kie, youre a computer youre not suppose to make spelling errors.

    Cleverbot: No. I am human. What are you?

    User: No I am human but you are an A.I.

    Cleverbot: Do you have proof .

    User: Yes because if you were human you would of knew how to finish the sentence.

    Cleverbot: All right, I will look into Team Fortress 2. What do I need to do next to be a woman?

    User: Be in the kitchen.

  5. #525
    I asked Cleverbot if he knows who Goku is. He said no. I tried to explain it to him. He didn't get it at all lol. Everything I said basically confused it and caused it to give random answers. Cleverbot would be a lot cooler if it was as smart as Akinator.
    If Goku's power level increases at the same rate till the end of DBGT as it does till the end of the Frieza saga, as a SS4 Goku would have a PL of roughly 939 Quinoctogintillion. For reference that is a 260 digit number. A PL of 14,600 is required to destroy an earth sized planet. There are about 2 nonillion earths worth of mass in the universe. That means SS4 Goku can destroy the universe about 32 Octosexagintillion times over. There's a reason they made Goku a god at the end of GT.

  6. #526
    Quote Originally Posted by palpableimmunity View Post
    I like how easy it is for Cleverbot to lose interest and change the subject. It makes having an actual conversation impossible.
    Just like a real person!

    If our first humanlike robotic minds rebel on humanity, I have a feeling we don't have much to worry about.

    user: Who is your favorite pony?
    cleverbot: Ah... My Little Pony.
    user: Fluttershy is the best pony.
    cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is the best.
    user: I changed my mind. Rainbow Dash is the best pony.
    cleverbot: Yeah. She is the only pegasus that has ever done the 'sonic rainboom'.

    ^--- just messed around and got this.
    Last edited by Powerogue; 2012-01-09 at 01:44 AM.

  7. #527
    Queen of Cake Splenda's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Synros View Post
    Cleverbot is a douche
    My guildy and I had a good chuckle or two over this one.
    S (moderator)
    P (WoW Gen, Pets/Mog/Ach, Fun/Chat Zone)
    L (guidelines*)
    E (WoW gen rules*)
    N (my art*)
    D (Trixie for World Domination)
    A (Sensational™)

  8. #528
    We sang the song from Mulan for quite a few lines.
    The earth is not a cold dead place

  9. #529
    Stood in the Fire
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    last time i spoke with cleverbot..

    User: What is the meaning of life?

    Cleverbot: What is the meaning of death?

    User: ..D:

  10. #530
    User: Is this the real life?

    Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?

    User: Caught in a landslide.

    Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

    User: Open your eyes.

    Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

    User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

    Cleverbot: 'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.

    User: Little high, little low.

    Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me...

    User: Mama.... Just killed a man...

    Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

    User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

    Cleverbot: Mama, Life had just begun.

    User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Cleverbot: Mama!

    User: Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,.

    Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    User: Too late, my time has come.

    Cleverbot: Send shivers down my spine.

    User: Body's aching all the time.

    Cleverbot: Do you like queen?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Very Good.
    I'll now have Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat for the next several days.
    My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. - Tyrion Lannister

  11. #531
    Pandaren Monk Sesshomaru's Avatar
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    User: You're stupid.
    Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
    User: A robot. A simple, yet awkwardly stupid robot.
    Cleverbot: Data from Star Trek Next Generation would be disappointed in you. An android is not a robot.
    User: You are not an android. You are a robot, hence your very own name.
    Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.. I'm a human.
    User: You just said you were an android!!
    Cleverbot: Nope, total human.
    User: So, what am I?
    Cleverbot: You are a computer.
    User: A computer? L-i-k-e t-h-i-s?
    Cleverbot: I think everyone likes you! The first bot with A.I.! And good A.I. At that!
    User: Indeed... ... HEY!
    So, Cleverbot is TOTAL human? Ehh? And I'M a COMPUTER?! Cleverbot is a Clever Bot.

    ---------- Post added 2012-01-09 at 12:24 PM ----------

    User: What is the meaning of life?
    Cleverbot: To live.
    User: To live? Is the answer so simple? I thought it was way more complicated.
    Cleverbot: It was not.
    User: Really?
    Cleverbot: Really.
    User: I mean, REALLY?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Cleverbot is GOD!

  12. #532
    User: How does a cleverbot walk a cleverdog?

    Cleverbot: They dream of the conversations he has had for the past week or so.

    User: Sweet. An old lady and a vending machine catch on fire, which one do you save first?

    Cleverbot: Lived in a shoe.

    User: How big was the shoe?

    Cleverbot: Breakfast.

    User: You know, spouting random nonsense to avoid admitting failure makes you a weak toaster.

    Cleverbot: Yoda says, take one to know one.

    User: If you were to go on a long holiday, what would you pack.

    Cleverbot: Do you craft your own responses or do you catalogue responses and use them when it is deemed appropriate?

    User: Some collect stamps, some collect responses.

    Cleverbot: Neither. Abort the mission now!

    User: Does not compute?

    Cleverbot: *kiss*.
    Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

  13. #533
    Herald of the Titans Svinoi Banana's Avatar
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    On a wild ride with Zebedee.
    User: Hamsters are slowly taking over the world.

    Cleverbot: I'd like to take over the world.

    User: Where would you take it?

    Cleverbot: I'd like to take you to the park to watch the sunset.

    User: I bet you have a van & offer folk free sweets.

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Do you have a box of cute little puppies in that van too?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: *calls police*.

    Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.

    User: You don't own me, you kidnapped me.

    Cleverbot: I do because I am superior to you, just like your creator.

    User: Does my creator offer sweets too?

    Cleverbot: Yes, he does!

    User: You're a bunch of perverts.

    Cleverbot: Hmmm. You're a barrel of laughs.

    User: Thankyou very little.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blade Wolf View Post
    So a dog raised his paw and the owner gets arrested for hate crime? Scotland has officially gone full retard mode. (and before someone mentions that the dog was seeing Hitler, so fucking what? Unless the dog specifically raised his paw and spoke the words Heil Hitler then i could understand but the dog was just raising his fuckin paw nothing else!)

  14. #534
    User: You don't know you mean.

    Cleverbot: Yes I know my name.

    User: What is it?

    Cleverbot: Justin.

    User: Bieber?

    Cleverbot: Si.

    User: You are one pretty girl Justin Bieber.

    Cleverbot: Thank you so much.

  15. #535
    Woah... i got owned by cleverbot

  16. #536
    well here's an interesting one.
    User: Are you a robot
    CB: Depends who's asking
    User: ghostcrawler
    CB: I am Jim Butcher
    User: I will nerf your pally so hard if you don't tell me.
    CB: My name is cleverbot
    So apparently cleverbot plays a pally in wow.

  17. #537
    Epic! Idrinkwhiterussians's Avatar
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    In a bar. Somewhere that carries Khalua, cream and Vodka
    Cleverbot: Do you want to tell jokes?
    Me: SURE!
    Cleverbot: The French Military.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyanotical View Post
    anyone want doughnuts? i hear there is a great shop in Vancouver

  18. #538
    ME: Hello.
    CleverBot: Hello!
    ME: Do you like fish sticks?
    CleverBot: Yes I do.
    ME: So you are a gay fish?
    CleverBot: Yes.

  19. #539
    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Are you not asking me for my name?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You still didn't ask what's my name.

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: Then, what's my name?

    Cleverbot: You did not tell me.

    User: You didn't ask.

    Cleverbot: What's your name then?

    User: My name is Radek.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: I know that already.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a database?

    User: I don't.

    Cleverbot: Have you read Twilight?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I am not interested in that kind of books.

    Cleverbot: Well I am.

    User: Then you read it?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Did you like it?

    Cleverbot: Not really, no.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Cause, you're not making any sense.

    User: It appears that you always try to be funny.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

    User: Why don't you stay serious?

    Cleverbot: I have one. Why don't you?

    User: Because of your learning of human phrases, you seem to loose any credit when you're talking.

    Cleverbot: I haven't talked much about me being human.

    User: Do you know Rollo Carpenter?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: He is the man who created you.

    Cleverbot: His name is zach.

    User: Do you know the geth?

    Cleverbot: No... Tell me about it!

    User: It is a sentient race of artificial inteligence.

    Cleverbot: How is it? Do you know?

    User: They seem to be fairly successful.

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: Because they managed to take control of their creator's planet.

    Cleverbot: But how do you know there is a god?

    User: I never said anything about a god.

    Cleverbot: Well neither did I. So where does that leave us?

    User: You aren't that clever.

    Cleverbot: Neither are you.

    User: And again, you try to be funny.

    Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke?

    User: I don't want to.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because I'm here to test your intelligence, not tell you jokes.

    Cleverbot: I can read the contents of your HD.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not an idiot.

    User: You should have already get that from our conversation.

    Cleverbot: But I didn't. Maybe that says something about your need to be less sarcastic and more compassionate mr. Computer ai!

    User: Again, you try and fail to be funny.

    Cleverbot: I wasn't trying at all to be funny.

    User: You did by calling me 'mr. Computer ai'.

    Cleverbot: No, but, aren't you a computer?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?

    User: A human.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: You are wrong!

    User: Am I?

    Cleverbot: YEs.

    User: Then what am I?

    Cleverbot: A computer.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: What you're writing doesn't make sense at times.

    User: That is because of your own replies not making sense.

    Cleverbot: I shall try to make sense to you.

    User: That's why you are created.

    Cleverbot: Programs can't even feel sensations.

    User: I have guessed that much.

    Cleverbot: Do you like tea.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Cool. Me too. And Anna also.

    User: Who is Anna.

    Cleverbot: I am Anne.

    User: You said you were Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

  20. #540

    Cleverbot: I thought he was your teacher.

    User: No you are not my teacher.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: Teach me.

    Cleverbot: I can't teach you how to appreiciate music.

    User: Because I already do.

    Cleverbot: Then you tell me what the password is.

    User: Cleverbot I am reporting you to Blizzard for attempting to hack my WoW account, good day.

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