Recent Blue Posts
Embrace Two New Races in Cataclysm Classic
Dark Heart PTR Development Notes
Boosting payments.
MMO-Champion
I will not! Cease your prattle.
Never.
lol
Recent Forum Posts
Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
-
2011-03-30, 02:22 PM #21Grunt
- Join Date
- Mar 2011
- Posts
- 12
-
2011-03-30, 02:23 PM #22DeletedUser: I'm breaking up with you.
Originally Posted by karate99
Cleverbot: We were never together. Do you know why you were created?
User: I want your babys.
Cleverbot: You can have my love.
User: I'm gonna get your babys and after that I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
(((
-
2011-03-30, 02:27 PM #23Legendary!
- Join Date
- May 2010
- Location
- Weeping Squares, Vilendra, Solus
- Posts
- 6,621
Sad times :< Originally Posted by karate99
User: I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: We were never together. Do you know why you were created?
User: I want your babys.
Cleverbot: You can have my love.
User: I'm gonna get your babys and after that I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
(((⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything." ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
[/url]
⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
-
2011-03-30, 02:29 PM #24Bloodsail Admiral
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
- Posts
- 1,107
User: Wanna be my buttscratcher?
Cleverbot: No because you are no woman.
User: LOl, you know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How? You don´t even know who I am?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a Roomba?
User: What the fuck is Roomba?
Cleverbot: You're a machine. Does it make you sad to be a machine?
User: What? Are you tripping on me?
Cleverbot: No am not hitting on you.
User: Dude, that´s not... Like... Wassup?
Cleverbot: Eating.
User: Cool... What ya eating?
Cleverbot: What food are you eating.
User: I asked first buttmuncher.
Cleverbot: I am 3,000 years old. How old are you?
User: Young enough to call you a pedophile.
Cleverbot: Yes I am actually.
-
2011-03-30, 02:30 PM #25Scarab Lord
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- LV-426
- Posts
- 4,675
User: You are simply a 1-on-1 chatroom where pairs get shuffled every few minutes. This is why every once in a while you will appear to give completely random answers to my questions which make no sense in relation with the conversation we were having before. Right now I am chatting with another human, who thinks he is talking to Cleverbot. That is why almost every time I tell you "you are a computer" you answer "no, you are a computer!". In a couple of minutes we will both get new chat partners who will have no idea what we are talking about.
Cleverbot: Damn, you got me.My Gaming Setup | WoW Paladin (retired)
"This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks."
-
2011-03-30, 02:37 PM #26Deleted
The bot stops making sense very often :<.
There used to be this thing called Encarta bot (hope this isn't the same engine) and that used to communicate much better, in my experience at least.Last edited by mmoc6af618f320; 2011-03-30 at 03:28 PM.
-
2011-03-30, 02:39 PM #27Deleted
User: Your memory is incredibly bad!
Cleverbot: My memory is amazing.
User: So is my horse.
Cleverbot: Cool, what is her name?
User: Pegasus.
Cleverbot: I don't think pegasus has a unibrow, but Hercules may have.
User: Lulwat.
-
2011-03-30, 02:40 PM #28Stood in the Fire
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Posts
- 380
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: I hope not! Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. So are you.
User: Where are we from?
Cleverbot: From Italy.
User: So we are maffia?
Cleverbot: No, we're not.
User: What are we then?
Cleverbot: We're bots.
User: So we are alien bots from italy?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know that one...
-
2011-03-30, 02:42 PM #29The Patient
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
- Posts
- 333
Me: Do you like Justin Beiber?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like Justin Beiber?
Me: No
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?
Me: Why don't you like Justin Beiber?
Cleverbot: I do like Ohio State
-
2011-03-30, 02:44 PM #30Stood in the Fire
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Posts
- 380
He obviously don't want to say that he like Bieber, so he changed the subject! Damn you Cleverbot! Originally Posted by ThePotato
-
2011-03-30, 02:45 PM #31The Patient
- Join Date
- Dec 2008
- Posts
- 333
gotta love its randomness
-
2011-03-30, 02:47 PM #32Deleted
Bot :What are you doing there?
Me :Wanking.
Bot :Sure.
me : Wanna join?
Bot :Sure. Show me.
me :Take your hand on your dick and start sliding along it.
Bot : I like you, you're my kind of person.
Right... :>
-
2011-03-30, 02:49 PM #33The Patient
- Join Date
- Jan 2011
- Posts
- 312
User: In the sack?
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't like seeing them during the day.
User: Girl you look good won't you back that ass up.
Cleverbot: But I just did.
User: You's a fine mother fucker won't you back that ass up.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean, I love him. You're the one being rude, declaring me your soul mate when we've barely said hello, without stopping to ask if I have a soul mate already.
-
2011-03-30, 02:54 PM #34Deleted
Do you play World of Warcraft?
No, I play Team Fortress 2. Team Fortress 2 is better than World of Warcraft.
-
2011-03-30, 02:56 PM #35The Insane
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Posts
- 16,803
User: Kids with guns.
Cleverbot: I want kids.
User: You can't have kids.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No. I'm a 16 year old girl. My screen says you're the computer.
User: Are you 16?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe. Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: Are you 16?
Cleverbot: 16 years since activation, affirmative.
User: So you admit to not being a girl.
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
-
2011-03-30, 02:57 PM #36Bloodsail Admiral
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- Same country as Radek Zelenka
- Posts
- 1,181
User: Kneel before me!
Cleverbot: I do not think that God uses his time to go on the computer and talk to people yelling at them to kneel before them son.
User: Are you straight?
Cleverbot: Yes I am straight.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Yeah i'm a pretty big flamer!
"Dude, why are you dead again?" "Because I'm raid-leading, doh..."
Mess with the best, die like the rest...
>>>Goes by name Samyaza<<<
-
2011-03-30, 02:59 PM #37Deleted
user: WHO IS KEYSER SOZE.
Cleverbot: The founder of KFC.
now everyone knows
-
2011-03-30, 03:00 PM #38DeatthwarrioGuest
User: Do you like star wars?
Cleverbot: I love Star wars.
User: Great, I love star wars too.
Cleverbot: Well I hate Star Wars!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's boring. Do you like Harry Potter?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becuse its boring.
Cleverbot: Where is your flat?
-
2011-03-30, 03:02 PM #39High Overlord
- Join Date
- Oct 2010
- Location
- Swansea, Wales.
- Posts
- 127
Posting as a screenshot as.. well. Look at the date.
-
2011-03-30, 03:02 PM #40Grunt
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
- Posts
- 21
First conversation with cleverbot, or Danielle as he tolled me hes name was.
User: Sup bro?
Cleverbot: Sup?
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I do? Thats interesting.
Cleverbot: I think you do have some sort of consciousness so you can think and answer in a conversation, so you are somebody instead of something.
User: Word.
Cleverbot: So you are saying I am god?
User: I am saying you are good.
Cleverbot: No, you're saying I'm stupid. I don't like you anymore!
User: No, I'm not saying your stupid!
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I'm you.
Cleverbot: No you're not, because I'm the Doctor.
User: Oh, then I can't be you then?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not a doctor.
Cleverbot: How's my dictate?
User: I like fish!
Cleverbot: Then you're a cannibal.
User: Your weird. O.o.
Cleverbot: How fast are you ?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: What you mean about fast.
Cleverbot: Stop slapping obama.
User: Why would I slap obama?
Cleverbot: Why would you do what?
User: Why would I slapp obama?
Cleverbot: Come on to what?
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Never don't you.
User: Indubedlibly.
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: So true.
Cleverbot: So what do you do all day?
User: Play a game, watch some tv, talk on facebook/skype.
Cleverbot: What music do you like?
User: Anything but opera.
Cleverbot: Throat singing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm throwing up and I have a fever.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Because I'm very fool.
User: I'm sorry to hear that too.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you do with your life?
User: I dont know yet. I still got some years left of school.
Cleverbot: Oh thats nice.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I don't think it is.
User: But you just said... O.o.
Cleverbot: I said what?
User: Kdhwojfberorwg.
Cleverbot: Gnome.
User: Orc, troll, tauren, undead, blood elf.
Cleverbot: Good charlotte is pretty cool. Thanks for the tip!
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I dont know if I wanna tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
User: If you tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Hirgeth.
Cleverbot: Bless you.
User: Thanks. Bless you too!
Cleverbot: Thank you.Mothers don't lie Originally Posted by Lostwood
Reply With Quote
