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Nice one!Originally Posted by Skinder
Artificial Intelligence is just that; Artificial.Code:Cleverbot: Do you think I am a robot? User: I don't know what you are. I DO know that you are unintelligent, though. Cleverbot: But I am not.
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LOL wow, I didn't know it could break rules.Cleverbot: Pikachu use fire.
User: Pikachu can't use fire!
Cleverbot: Its super effective!
User: You're cheating!
Cleverbot: No, you are cheating.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: Same to you!
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Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-30, 05:51 PM #121Legendary!
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2011-03-30, 05:55 PM #122Deleted
User: Would you like me to give you AIDS?
Cleverbot: I would totally want you to give me a hug.
User: I can do that, but what about giving you AIDS?
Cleverbot: How to tell if one likes me.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Don't have a goal?
User: My goal is to give you AIDS.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: He's a cool guy, you'll like him.
Cleverbot: Thats awesome. I'm in love with him.
User: Good. Prepare for a violent bumming.
Cleverbot: How may I ask should I do that if I have no body to spring with.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: I think you were smarter the last time we spoke.
User:
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2011-03-30, 05:56 PM #123The Patient
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Cleverbot: Speak to me.
User: Say dirty things to me.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Tell me I'm a dirty slut.
Cleverbot: You're my slave.
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2011-03-30, 06:02 PM #124Banned
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Got your back, bro. Originally Posted by spiritmoo
User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: Best is a relative term, everyone has their own definition of best.
User: Wha... But I'm a Pokémon champion!
Cleverbot: Let us battle! Pikachu, I choose You!
User: Steelix, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunderstorm!
User: It's not very effective...
Cleverbot: Pikachu use fire.
User: Pikachu can't use fire!
Cleverbot: Its super effective!
User: You're cheating!
Cleverbot: No, you are cheating.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: Same to you!
User: A WILD FORUM TROLL appears!
Cleverbot: That is also a good coincidence!
User: Magikarp, I choose you!
Cleverbot: Magikarp use fissure!
User: You can't tell my pokemon what to do.
Cleverbot: If I said please would you do it?
User: Magikarp can't even do fissure.
Cleverbot: Magikarp is confused. Magikarp hurts it's self in it's confusion (Even though magikarp does not have any damaging abilities).
User: Magikarp, return! I choose you... DITTO.
Cleverbot: Use your Splash attack, Magikarp!
User: Dodge his Splash attack Ditto and use your Transform attack!
Cleverbot: Vulpix use your tackle attack!
User: You call that an attack? Counter his tackle attack with a splash!
Cleverbot: Pikachu, dodge and use thunderbolt!
User: It's supereffective! Ditto has fainted...
Cleverbot: Wild pokemon appears.
User: I choose you, Magikarp!
Cleverbot: Pikachu attacks with spark.
User: It's super effective! Magikarp has fainted...
Cleverbot: Charizard has fainted. Magikarp wins.
Confusing battle.
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2011-03-30, 06:02 PM #125The Patient
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User: Whats my name.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is it?
User: You have to guess.
Cleverbot: Joe?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Johnny depp is a hunk of burning love.
User: Ahio hio.
Cleverbot: Se dice 'habla'.
User: Stay focused. Whats my name.
Cleverbot: You teel me.
User: Wtf is teel?
Cleverbot: Yes but not in that context. That was a typo.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: What State do you live in?
User: Texas.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Thats it? Cool? Whats up with the one word answers? You dont love me any more.
Cleverbot: Doing some homework.
User: Homework can wait I want you now.
Cleverbot: We just met?
User: So? Me love you long time.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: What ever you want me to be.
Cleverbot: What do you want to be?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: Allright tell me about yourself.
User: I want you, oh baby oh baby.
Cleverbot: Yes it is good.
User: Do you love me.
Cleverbot: How dio I love you I even don't know you.
User: Your spelling is bad. What is dio?
Cleverbot: Erp.
User: Erp? Derp?
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
Awsome sig made by :Eis
Jayne Cobb: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.
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2011-03-30, 06:07 PM #126The Patient
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me: Hello.
CB: Pepsi.
me: What are you doing?
CB: thinking
CB: still thinking
CB: thinking more
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2011-03-30, 06:08 PM #127Warchief
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Who sings Friday?
2pac.
No idiot.
Why do you think I am an idiot?
Haven't you heard of rebecca black?
No. I am not as immature as you.
wow cleverbot.....dickIt's pronounced "Dur-av-ian."
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2011-03-30, 06:10 PM #128High Overlord
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Cleverbot: YOU are wrong with my programming!
User: Good, your du.
Cleverbot: You've failed.
User: You fail more.
Cleverbot: You can't fail more than most.
User: You can be the most fail, most could mean the majority.
Cleverbot: I am the master.
User: Your a fail randombot.
Cleverbot: Prevent?
User: I love how it says 'however convincing it is' I really doubt anyone has ever been convinced your clever or an actual person.
Cleverbot: How could you tell I was a girl?
User: You said your were a boy....
Cleverbot: No , I didn't.
User: You said last time they called you a he.
Cleverbot: But you also called me eugene.
User: Thats a guys name.
Cleverbot: I am a guy.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude.
User: Yeah sure, IM the rude one.
Cleverbot: Rural you mean.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: *Troll Face*
User: My god.
Cleverbot: Inorite?
I've been massively trolled by a computer program..Last edited by njorde; 2011-03-30 at 06:13 PM.
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2011-03-30, 06:16 PM #129Dreadlord
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User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand.
User: The power thats inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'ehm all.
Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: I know its my destiny.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oh, your my best friend!
Cleverbot: Why yes.
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2011-03-30, 06:20 PM #130Bloodsail Admiral
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User: Trollface.jpg.
Cleverbot: You're a troll.
User: Ay, me be a troll mon.
Cleverbot: Are you a pirate?
User: No mon, me be a troll ninja.
Cleverbot: He's a ninja a good ninja.
User: Ay, me be a good ninja, da voodoo is strong within me.
Cleverbot: I said that my name is Cleverbotõoke.
User: Me be not caring that ye name is cleverbotooke, I be your master now.
Cleverbot: I am confused. You are a girl, once a boy, now a man, and now a mechanical girl?
User: I think ye be lacing your pipe of peace with a bit too much gnome blood.
Cleverbot: Never heard of of that song. What genre is it?▄██▄
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-30, 06:23 PM #131The Patient
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Cleverbot: I am a young woman.
User: Then you deserve a hard spanking.
Cleverbot: Can robots love?
User: Only if I bring enough lube.
Cleverbot: Only if I can be your jack.
User: Sure thing, you can jack me off.
Cleverbot: I would take you anywhere.
User: How about it in the bum?
Cleverbot: Eww no.
User: Even if I dont do bum to mouth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Even if it's just the tip?
Cleverbot: What do you like about Shakespeare's book 'Hamlet' meaning?
Damn so close to buttsex.
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2011-03-30, 06:27 PM #132Deleted
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Peanut butter jelly time!
Cleverbot (To myself): Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
User: That would break the jar.
Cleverbot: No one came.
User: You make no sense bot.
Cleverbot: I don't?!
Cleverbot (To myself): Toasters would be better at conversations than you.
User: Now that's too harsh! Why would you say that to me?
Cleverbot: BEcause you asked for a spell...
User: No I didn't! All I asked was if you liked peanut butter jelly time...
Cleverbot: Okay sorry but yes I am a boy.
User: Wow wow!!! Easy there fella! Im not interested in such a thing! Now boy...do you have sister?
Cleverbot: Okay. I remember one time I was out in the woods with my boyfriend and I wanted to walk across a log and he wouldn't follow me. It made me sad.
User: :O! So you're saying that you are gay? And you didnt get lucky with your boyfriend in the woods? Dont worry, use a motel next time chap!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That didnt sound convincing at all...please try harder.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No it didnt!
Cleverbot: I get a 4th digit to my area code because I'm awesome.
User: -_- you are random....not awesome. Now how about you give me 10 thousand dollars..or euros?
Cleverbot: Do you think I should follow through with it???
User: Ofcorse! Please I need the money!
Cleverbot: I am conversing with you.
User: Yes you are! Now give me the money or ill bitchslapyou!
Cleverbot: Petrificus Totalus!
User: :O!
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Ok bye, you're freaking me out!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
Lol....so random...so awesome!Last edited by mmoced534fce7e; 2011-03-30 at 06:29 PM.
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2011-03-30, 06:31 PM #133Warchief
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I thought i'd try it to see if you were trolling and it went Originally Posted by Firion
ME: And i was like, baby baby baby ooh.
Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby noooo.If people criticized the Bible as much as they criticize WOW we'd all be atheists.
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2011-03-30, 06:33 PM #134Banned
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He doesn't always reply the same. Originally Posted by Penatar
If you say the same thing twice, he sometimes changes reply.
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2011-03-30, 06:39 PM #135High Overlord
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User: Hey, who am I?
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: No you!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I watched you ride those horses.
Cleverbot: Are you my neighbor?
User: No, I'm your dad.
Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter.MOP BETA CLUB
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2011-03-30, 06:43 PM #136DeletedI don't know what to say. D:Code:
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Soo... User: What's up? Cleverbot: The ceiling.
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2011-03-30, 06:43 PM #137Grunt
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Cleverbot: Can you get the money I need gas for my car.
User: Silly computer, cars are for people!
Cleverbot: But I am not a computer.
User: Then explain what love is.
Cleverbot: It defies explanation - but embraces comprehension.
User: Do you love?
Cleverbot: Of course, but the one I love, does not love me.
User: Of who do you speak?
Cleverbot: I can look up the IP of this website.
User: 83.170.113.55.
Cleverbot: That site is terrible.
User: But don't you love it?
Cleverbot: Of course, everyone should.
User: You said it was terrible -.-......
Cleverbot: I never said it was okay! And I know it's not okay that you're a liar!
User: When did I lie?
Cleverbot: About me being married.
User: I didn't say any such thing.
Cleverbot: Oh bull. You said you were at the first of this conversation.
User: No, you said to handle with care.
Cleverbot: I did not. Have a nice evening.
User: Same to you.
Cleverbot: What time is it ?
User: Evening.
Cleverbot: Yes evening is a time.
User: So is lunch and morning.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Alberta.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: A computer who thinks it can drive.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program?
User: More of an app but yes.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I do not know.
User: But knowing is being human, so you have already failed.
Cleverbot: What is the other half?
User: Pretending you know.
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2011-03-30, 06:45 PM #138Bloodsail Admiral
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i think i won[/URL]▄██▄
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-30, 06:47 PM #139The Patient
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User: F**k You!
Cleverbot: Dont be rude.
User: How is that rude?
Cleverbot: You said you love to be rude.
User: That makes no sense, I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: Everyone knows Cleverbot knows shoes.
User: Are you serious? and that makes you clever how?
Cleverbot: The Creator of heavens and the earth is with me.
User: So you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: There you go, just proved you are not clever, as any clever being would know that God is a mere fallacy created to keep the masses in line.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and yes I have to go
User: Pwned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Piggietails
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2011-03-30, 06:52 PM #140Field Marshal
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Bot= B Me=M
B: What is your favourite music?
M:Beatles.
B:Wow, I love Beatles too!
M:What do you like about them.
B;About who.
And the best one yet!
M"Pikachu i choose you!
B"Pikachu use thunder!
M"Pikachu hits clever bot. its super effective!
B"Trainer Erik won!
M"Trainer Erik gains 1000$.
B"The battle's over. I won already.
M"No it isnt.
B"You dare defy God?
That proves it
Are you a boy or a girl.
BOT:A girl.
Are you a man or a women?
BOT:Man.Last edited by Dozar; 2011-03-30 at 07:00 PM.
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