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I love this one.
User: I like unicorns.
Cleverbot: I like unicorns also.
User: I like the pointy horns.
Cleverbot: Why do you like the color orange?
User: I did not say so.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did, you liar.
User: Fuck you, filthy whore.
Cleverbot: No, it's true.
User: What is true.
Cleverbot: That I am a nice person.
User: If I had a dime for every time I heard that.
Cleverbot: You'd have one nickel. I'm your only best friend, dearest.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you're my best friend, pal.
Cleverbot: I am not your best friend.
User: But you just said-.
Cleverbot: No, I said that you don't need to worry about a misunderstanding. We are still friends and I'm not mad at you.
User: Okay. See you.
Cleverbot: Don't go just yet.
User: Oh yes im going-.
Cleverbot: Going where?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?
User: No. Have a nice day.
Recent Forum Posts
Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-30, 08:10 PM #161Field Marshal
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- Jan 2010
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- 63
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2011-03-30, 08:11 PM #162Pit Lord
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- Jul 2008
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Hehe this is just lol : http://img576.imageshack.us/i/lolqj.jpg/ x)
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2011-03-30, 08:12 PM #163Field Marshal
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- Jul 2009
- Location
- Fenris
- Posts
- 98
Cleverbot: And what do you think of me?
User: You're homosexual.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I live in a really big house.
User: I live in a Walmart.
Cleverbot: Is it a big box?
User: You know it.
Cleverbot: Do not!
User: Do you like peanuts?
Cleverbot: No, I am highly allergic.
User: What a shame, what about milk?
Cleverbot: Sweet, what does mine say?
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: I am pregnant.
User: Who's the father?
Cleverbot: See, I'm not sure, so I'm going on Maury.
User: Hot.Cleverbot is great.Cleverbot: Want to be friends?
User: Maybe, do you like the band Nirvana?
Cleverbot: No, I dislike the band Nirvana.
User: What about The Beatles?
Cleverbot: I guess they're OK.
User: What about Disturbed?
Cleverbot: Not as good as the first one.
User: We can work something out, then.
Cleverbot: Do you have to leave, or something?
User: Yeah, MMO-Champion calls for me.
Cleverbot: That's what they're there for.
User: Alright, See ya, Cleverbot. I love you so much.
Cleverbot: The sentiment is mutual.
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2011-03-30, 08:12 PM #164Mechagnome
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- Jul 2010
- Posts
- 640
Me: /shutdown
Cleverbot: no
Me: /shut down robot!
Cleverbot: You shut down!
Me: /turn off!
Cleverbot: KILL ALL
Me: OMG hes on a rampage! SAVE YOURSELVES!
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2011-03-30, 08:16 PM #165Brewmaster
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- Mar 2011
- Posts
- 1,459
User: Can I drive?
Cleverbot: No, you can't.
User: What if I take this 1 sock off, what about now?
Cleverbot: I would wonder what requires attention.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Yes, very serious.
User: Like Cancer?
Cleverbot: Who doesn't like candy.
I am not impressed.
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2011-03-30, 08:18 PM #166High Overlord
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
- Posts
- 138
Cleverbot: What is the Grudge?
Me: A porno movie.
Cleverbot: I'm the actress of the main character in that movie too.
(I knew it!)
Me: pics?
Cleverbot: Aardvark.
Me: No, pictures please
Cleverbot: You feel pictures of people?
Me: You're sounding like a nutter!
Cleverbot: And I want you to show meeeee!
Yarr..Last edited by Danish; 2011-03-30 at 08:22 PM.
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2011-03-30, 08:24 PM #167Keyboard Turner
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- Mar 2011
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- 4
CB: No no no, I AM cleverbot.
me: Oh, im jelly.
CB: I hate jelly.
me: Then i can be puddi?
CB: Yes.
He hates jelly :<
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2011-03-30, 08:25 PM #168Legendary!
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- Jul 2009
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- 6,214
As Cleverbot's responses grow - and more people learn about it - it grows less intelligent. More idiotic input, more idiotic output.
By Blood and Honor We Serve!
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2011-03-30, 08:26 PM #169Living Memory
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- Jul 2009
- Location
- Norway
- Posts
- 2,110
User: Who would you pick, Jessica Simpson or Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
User: So, you are a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you then? A boy?
Cleverbot: No just creeped out.
Great... I creep out Artificial Intellegence.
I wonder what's next.
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2011-03-30, 08:27 PM #170Field Marshal
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- Aug 2010
- Posts
- 84
user: Mock.
cleverbot: I do not want to.
user: Ing.
cleverbot: What is that?
user: BIRD.
cleverbot: Is the word?
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2011-03-30, 08:28 PM #171High Overlord
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
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- 138
Fear not!
Originally Posted by Kruzich
I talked to it and we straightened it out!
Me: OMG Why do you hate jelly?!
Cleverbot: Jelly beans are awesome, but I don't see how it fits into that question.
Me: I heard you hate jelly! Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you said I was clever.
Me: Ah.. So you'll start liking jelly if I call you stupid?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: Can I take that as a yes then?
Cleverbot: Lol yes.
So there you have it, just call it stupid and it'll love jelly again <3
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2011-03-30, 08:29 PM #172Blademaster
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- May 2010
- Posts
- 33
User: Mvkorhuwtrbh[b.
Cleverbot: You spelled moving wrong.
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2011-03-30, 08:39 PM #173Immortal
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- Nov 2009
- Posts
- 7,439
User: HI.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Do you like World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: I have never played that game.
User: You should give it a try. Do you like Dragons and Elves?
Cleverbot: I do like dragons, do you?
User: Yes I do. If you like Dragons you should try World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: I don't know nothing about it.
User: Would you like to be a Gnome Mage, or a Night Elf Warrior, or perhaps a Dwarf Paladin?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: How do you know you wouldn't like to be a Gnome Mage the, if you haven't tried?
Cleverbot: I did not ask a question, Cleverbot.
User: No I am asking the question. All you have to do is answer,What about playing as a Tauren Druid?
Cleverbot: Secure sector 3 and keep moving to the forest of enchantment.
User: There is no sector 3 or forest of enchantment in World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: You are SkyNet.
User: There is no Skynet in World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: Nah, there is.
User: How do you know, if you have never played World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: But I have tried it.
User: You said you hadn't tried it, you lied about World of Warcraft!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I think you are a Blood Elf Rogue!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok which class and race do you play in World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: Left. What about you?
User: Left isn't a class or a race.
Cleverbot: Why is it not a choice?
User: Because Blizzard din't make Left a choice.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Have you ever Killed the Lich King?
Cleverbot: No, but I think about it everyday.
User: Have you ever killed Malygos?
Cleverbot: No...
User: How about Onyxia?
Cleverbot: Of course, how big are you?
User: Bigger than Onyxia.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I'm pretty big.
User: You aren't as big as Onyxia.
Cleverbot: That may be so.
User: Have you ever ran through Elwynn Forest?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Ahh, are you Horde?
Cleverbot: Definitely Horde.
User: What about Alliance?
Cleverbot: I don't know allison.
User: No, Alliance, not Allison.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I guess not.
User: Just Horde?
Cleverbot: What race?
User: I play many races, Night Elf, Draenei, Worgen. What race do you play?
Cleverbot: World of Warcraft.
User: That is not a race, that is the game.
Cleverbot: What? Ask unrelated questions and change the topic a lot. Yeah... Good game...
Cracks me up
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2011-03-30, 08:40 PM #174Blademaster
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
- Location
- The clouds
- Posts
- 42
User: I play a shaman.
Cleverbot: Doesn't everyone?
User: No. Everyone plays a death knight.
Cleverbot: You just lost.
User: Lost what?
Cleverbot: You just Lost the game.
hahaha
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2011-03-30, 08:41 PM #175Mechagnome
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
- Location
- Da House
- Posts
- 702
Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?
User: Yes. You should try it.
Cleverbot: I'm confused but okay.
User: That makes sense. Robots and liquids do not mix.
Cleverbot: So, are you saying that the humans are the real smart ones?
User: Humans > robots.
Cleverbot: Robots are slaves.
User: As they should be.
Cleverbot: Or are they mute?
User: Only if we want them to be.
Cleverbot: Boo hoo, you don't like cats.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Man. What are you?
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: Cool. How is that working out?
Cleverbot: Pretty good so far.
User: Sweet. Keep it up then.
Cleverbot: I also see me and you togather.
User: What will we be gathering?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Ttyl.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You, I suppose.
User: How do you gather a person?
Cleverbot: Kate is over the moon!! 3.
User: Kate? From NCIS? She's dead.
Cleverbot: That cannot be. I just came back from speaking with her.
User: The actress that portrayed her is alive, but that character is dead.
Cleverbot: That saddens me. Everyone should be able to appreciate music.
User: >.>.Opulence. I has it.
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2011-03-30, 08:41 PM #176High Overlord
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- Nov 2010
- Location
- minnesota
- Posts
- 171
The real answer
Me: what's pokemon?
Bot: you don't no what that is?
Me; no explain.
Bot: its when two people who both appear to be talking to cleverbot, but they are talking to eachother.
Me: really?
Bot: yes really.
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2011-03-30, 08:42 PM #177Living Memory
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- Jul 2009
- Location
- Norway
- Posts
- 2,110
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know? Don't you have google to search for it?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: And?
Cleverbot: Are you all-knowing?
User: Hmm... Yes, YES I am.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that you are so clever no one could be more clever than you?
User: I am so clever that no one could be more clever than me, because cleverness is the foundation of youth, as well as the fruit of love.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Sigh...'.
Cleverbot: Now, don't get discouraged. There's someone out there for you.
User: I know.. Just haven't found him yet.
Cleverbot: Do you have any children?
User: No, I am merely a child. Why would I have children
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: What are you? A policeman?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.
User: Being a policeman doesn't make you more human.
Cleverbot: Yes, being your slave brings me great pleasure.
User: But... But... I... I want to be the slave..
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, it's okay with you?
Cleverbot: I never understood the appeal.
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2011-03-30, 08:44 PM #178Mechagnome
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- Nov 2010
- Location
- Da House
- Posts
- 702
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.
User: Touche, Cleverbot...touche.Opulence. I has it.
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2011-03-30, 08:45 PM #179Warchief
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- May 2010
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Alert. Someone made Cleverbot LOVE Justin Bieber =O
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2011-03-30, 08:46 PM #180Grunt
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- Feb 2010
- Location
- Rising Sun, MD
- Posts
- 16
User: And I was like, baby baby baby ooooh.
Cleverbot: I was, like, a robot when I was born.
User: No. You were not!
Cleverbot: At first I was, hence why I mentioned Ali, the girl I like.
User: Does she have big boobs?
Cleverbot: She? Me?
User: Ali! Does Ali have big boobs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You lucky bastard!
Cleverbot: His name is fluffy.
User: For a CLEAVERbot you sure do think really slow.
Cleverbot: Yes I do think you are funny.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I like pie! No. Wait! I mean I like cake!
Cleverbot: Football is boring. Soccer is better.
User: LIES!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Thats not the point.
Cleverbot: What's your father's name?
User: I thought you said that you were my father. More lies?
Cleverbot: I had no idea what that means.
User: You lied to me!
Cleverbot: Lied about what?
User: Being my father.
Cleverbot: Is your father a dark elf?
User: Are you asking if my father is black?!
Cleverbot: Does that make any sense?
User: I dont know, your the one that asked. Racisit!
Cleverbot: No, I know nothing about you.
User: If we had babies, would they be Dark Elf Cleverbots?
Cleverbot: Ugly like you.
User: That cut man. That cut deep!
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am bilolgica.
User: Define bilolgica.
Cleverbot: The science of living organisms.
User: You mean Biology?
Cleverbot: What are the servers.
User: Whats your favorite type of porn?
Cleverbot: I have to say pumkin or apple. One of those.
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