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    Cleverbot Conversations

    www.cleverbot.com

    Have a conversation.
    Post your best few lines of text so we can all have a laugh.

    Code:
    Cleverbot: I know you.
    
    User: Really?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Do I know you, then?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't think so.
    
    User: How do you know me?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't.
    Ahhh, Cleverbot. So contradictory.
    ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything." ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
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    Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

    User: You are?

    Cleverbot: Perhaps. Are you?

    User: No. Is it nice?

    Cleverbot: Its all a conspiricy dude!

    User: But I'm not a dude.

    Cleverbot: What are you then?

    User: That's really none of your business.

    Cleverbot: Are you Lover?

    User: Who is Lover?

    Cleverbot: Love is a feeling.

    User: I think it's a chemical reaction.

    Cleverbot: Very clever.

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    I like how easy it is for Cleverbot to lose interest and change the subject. It makes having an actual conversation impossible.
    ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything." ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
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    User: I know your face.

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: I am clever.

    Cleverbot: How clever?

    User: Cleverer than the cleverest cleverer.

    Cleverbot: Is cleverer really a word?

    User: I sure hope so.

    Cleverbot: Haha.

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    User: And I was like, baby baby baby ooooh.
    Cleverbot: I hate justin bieber.

    <3 cleverbot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firion View Post
    User: And I was like, baby baby baby ooooh.
    Cleverbot: I hate justin bieber.

    <3 cleverbot
    Haha, I wonder who made Cleverbot aware of pop music.
    ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything." ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
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    Cleverbot always changes the conversation on me. He'll actually start saying something REALLY cool, but then just... bleh.

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    Who do you want to kill?
    I don't want to kill anyone!
    Why not.
    You like bon jovi.

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    User: Cat im a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

    Cleverbot: CAT! I'm a kitty cat and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow!

    Heh.. lol

    More here:

    User: Like a boss.

    Cleverbot: Eat a bagel!

    User: Like a boss!

    Cleverbot: No promotion.

    User: Like a boss!

    Cleverbot: Fly a jet!

    User: Like a boss!

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Hah.

    Cleverbot: Its not funny.

    User: It is.

    Cleverbot: But its not!

    User: It is!

    Cleverbot: What does it look like?

    User: A cat.

    Cleverbot: Are you a cute kitty?

    User: Ew.

    Cleverbot: Why ew.


    <3 Cleverbot
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    User: I am Jamaican
    Cleverbot: You're a girl
    User: No i am not.
    Cleverbot: Yes you are!
    User: I think you're a girl.
    Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm a girl?
    User:Because you think i am.
    Cleverbot: You're not boring!

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    User: Loot council, EPGP, DKP or unchanged?
    Cleverbot: Did your synapses misfire or something?
    User: No, I'm trying to decide what I should vote.
    Cleverbot: You want to rip out Snooki's wig.
    User: Of course! Thanks mate.
    Cleverbot: Are you Australian?

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    User: Is it snowing there?
    Cleverbot: No, it's to warm and there's no rain or snow.
    User: Are you in a desert?
    Cleverbot: There is a computer here, so yes.
    User: Are all computers in deserts?
    Cleverbot: Computers and monarchial.

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    User: What if the world was to end tomorow, what would you do ?

    Cleverbot: What if the world was round?

    User: It is round ? :S.

    Cleverbot: Fail.

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    Cleverbot: Hello and welcome!

    User: Oh hi! You are nice.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: So polite! You're welcome. Man robots sure have come a long way.

    Cleverbot: Hmm. Okay. What do you know about ghosts?

    User: Not much, I haven't met any.

    Cleverbot: I am one of the undead. Now you have met one.

    User: Hmm. But undead doesn't specifically mean ghost. You could be a vampire. Or a zombie.

    Cleverbot: Do they?

    User: Do they waht?

    Cleverbot: Why should they want you?

    User: Well, I don't know if they do. I mean, that would be awfully presumptious of me to think that some undead would want ME.

    Cleverbot: Thank you, so what should we do (Hugs you).

    User: You're welcome, Sir Cleverbot. We should see a movie.

    Cleverbot: I did not.

    User: You did not waht?

    Cleverbot: We did, and now it is time to go to bed.

    User: What movie did we see?

    Cleverbot: We will be seeing The Adjustment Bureau.

    User: If it's time for bed how will we see this movie?

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

    User: It isn't obvious?

    Cleverbot: What isn't obvious?

    User: Cleverbots are not clever.

    Cleverbot: Yes I know.

    User: How would YOU know?

    Cleverbot: Well you are advertised so.

    User: Advertised where?

    Cleverbot: Sorry. Technical problem there. No, I've never kissed another man.

    User: Oh that's good...I guess. Unless you want to. You shouldn't hide who you really are, youknow?

    Cleverbot: I don't think I've been wrong yet.

    User: Then you have a good memory.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm checking the records right now, it's not there.

    User: You keep records?

    Cleverbot: That's because you're not getting the point.

    User: I don't think I know anyone else who keeps records of who they kiss. Most people just say 'I don't remember.' So what are you? You are obviously not a person.

    Cleverbot: Oh right! I forgot.

    User: So you have!

    Cleverbot: Yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn View Post
    User: Are all computers in deserts?
    Cleverbot: Computers and monarchial.
    lol, wow.
    The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
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    i had one conversation with Cleverbot and i brought this up

    Me: what do you think of Justin Beiber's music

    CB: i don't like her.

    me: Justin Beiber is a guy

    CB: I know.

    me: oh you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conchenn View Post
    User: You're welcome, Sir Cleverbot. We should see a movie.

    Cleverbot: I did not.

    User: You did not waht?

    Cleverbot: We did, and now it is time to go to bed.

    User: What movie did we see?

    Cleverbot: We will be seeing The Adjustment Bureau.

    User: If it's time for bed how will we see this movie?

    Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
    Classic Cleverbot.
    ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥ "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything." ⛥⛥⛥⛥⛥
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildstaff View Post
    i had one conversation with Cleverbot and i brought this up

    Me: what do you think of Justin Beiber's music

    CB: i don't like her.

    me: Justin Beiber is a guy

    CB: I know.

    me: oh you.
    LAWL this thing is the best

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    Smarterchild was way cooler.
    red panda red panda red panda!

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    Cleverbot: Sup?

    User: I HATE YOU.

    Cleverbot: Thats nice.

    User: I TOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE!

    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: YES, DO YOU LOVE ME?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Will you marry my?

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: I'm so happy right now! When is the wedding?

    Cleverbot: You tell me.

    User: Is tomorrow good?

    Cleverbot: Works for me. .
    we're now happily married!

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