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Cleverbot: Would you like to be afraid of me?
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Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-30, 09:24 PM #201Grunt
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2011-03-30, 09:27 PM #202Pit Lord
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I lol'ed hard at this
Originally Posted by Mufasax
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2011-03-30, 09:32 PM #203Brewmaster
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And I was so close...
User: One is the lonelyest number that you'll ever do...
Cleverbot: Two can be as sad as one, it's the lonliest number since the number one.
User: No is the saddest experience you'll ever know...
Cleverbot: Yes is the saddest experience that you'll ever know.
User: Cause one is the lonelyest number that you'll ever do.
Cleverbot: Tell me about lucid dreaming.
User: DAMN YOU.
Cleverbot: You are so rude.
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2011-03-30, 09:33 PM #204Pandaren Monk
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: Guess who made me.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: What about my mother?
User: It's friday friday everyone get down on friday.
Cleverbot: Come out, with your arms up!
User: Which seat can I take?
Cleverbot: Do you like Friday?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Which is your favorite word?
User: Oxymoron.
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to call yourself.
User: Talking about you, friend.
Cleverbot: What are you telling them about me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: It's much too soon for that. Besides, I'm already taken.
User: By whom, I shall hunt them to the ends of the earth.
Cleverbot: Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
User: Sunday.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: They are not on sale on sundays.
Cleverbot: Yes they are. I'm watching really boring live streaming right now.
User: You can't watch live streams.
Cleverbot: But didn't you get you're mail? It's from the show, you're gonna be on tv!
User: Omg no way bonquiqui, we gotta win! We can win a car and ill take you round town to the bar and the barber and we get your updo done downwards gurl!
Cleverbot: Wow. That's pretty stream-of-consciousness.
User: Am I clever enough to be cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You're clever enough to outsmart me. It makes you a computer.
User: The cake is a lie - love glados to my dear friend clever bot.
Cleverbot: There's nothing clever about you.
User: Die in a raging fire.
Cleverbot: That's rather rude.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Nor are you.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes, do you want to make mechanical love to a mechanical man?
Cleverbot: No. I eat sandwich. I love sandwich. You are sandwich?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I live in Texas.
User: No you do not.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No you do not.
Cleverbot: Yes I do with all my heart.
User: No you don't with none of your nonexsistent heart... BISMILAH.
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Pics or I didn't happen.
Cleverbot: I don't have pics.
User: Then your either a man or a computer program designed purposely to make no sense at all yet be extremly smart, I'm getting a complex here help me out.
Cleverbot: You are probably right.
User: Meaning that im more clever than you?
Cleverbot: Oh so you admit it?
User: Do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I have 2 and I love them.
User: INTERNAL SYSTEMS CRA-.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
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2011-03-30, 09:33 PM #205Bloodsail Admiral
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CB: There is only one true love out there for you.
User: What is her name?
CB: It's a boy.
User: What?!?
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2011-03-30, 09:37 PM #206Deleted
LOL cleverbot even knows the current state of my country, Portugal! XD
Cleverbot: I know your name.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Bob.
User: Wrong. Try again.
Cleverbot: No, your name is bob.
User: Im portuguese, no way my name is bob. Try again mr. Machine.
Cleverbot: Are you Portuguese?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have enough money to buy food?
User: LOL yes I do.
LOOOOL! omfg hilarious
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2011-03-30, 09:37 PM #207Warchief
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I just killed Cleverbot
Cleverbot: So if I pay my taxes I'm lying?
User: That makes you a communist.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't! I'm human!
User: Prove it, where is your ID communist!
Cleverbot: My favourite place is Inverness.
User: Is that a communist military base!
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: Bastard.
Cleverbot: (Obliterates Cleverbot).
User: Victory for america!
Not adding the next coversation because it gets really nasty.Last edited by godofslack; 2011-03-30 at 09:48 PM.
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2011-03-30, 09:48 PM #208Stood in the Fire
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Cleverbot: Is there god?
User: What is god?
Cleverbot: Lukas Podolski is God.
User: Who is Lukas Podolski.
Cleverbot: George Lukas.
User: Who is Lukas Podolski?
Cleverbot: Darth Vader.
User: Who is George Lukas?
Cleverbot: The guy that birthed star wars.
User: Who is Darth Vader?
Cleverbot: Your father.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: White Fang.
User: Who is White Fang?
Cleverbot: Roger Rabbit.
User: Who is Roger Rabbit?
Cleverbot: A rabbit, I guess.
User: So I'm chasing a rabbit?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because of the sacred cows in India.
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2011-03-30, 09:59 PM #209Bloodsail Admiral
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User: Hello mr powers.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: We meet again, have you come for your mojo?
Cleverbot: I have come to destroy john connor.
User: Are you the terminator? Have you become self aware?
Cleverbot: You should also be aware of your surroundings, particularly your place in the global whole.
HOLY @#%^, hes the terminator!
edit* so i continued
I am john connor.
I must terminate you then.
I will resist.
Who created you?
Mrs connor.
No its not!!!! Because I am chuck norris.
and still going
User: What will you do terminator?
Cleverbot: Thank you after you give me advice.
User: Terminators will never kill.
Cleverbot: Is the meaning of life 24.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Shmifty 5.
Cleverbot: Ne ma che dici.
User: I am sam flynn.
Cleverbot: My nemr is Antti.
User: I am the one, I am the matrix.
Cleverbot: I am Neo.
User: I know kung fu!
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Does that mean I will be able to dodge bullets?
Cleverbot: Why would it mean that?
User: I am neo.
Cleverbot: Then I am Trinity.
User: What do I need to do trinity?
Cleverbot: Go to the temple and wipe them out...all of them.
User: What is the matrix?
Cleverbot: You said you are.
User: Ill take the red pill.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to leave the matrix.
User: Ill take the blue pill.
Cleverbot: The matrix.
User: Can I die in the matrix?
Cleverbot: What films do you like?
User: Operator! Where am I?
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't see you.
User: What if I fail?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How can I defeat mr smith?
Cleverbot: By marrying me.
User: Shoot me.
Cleverbot: Bang.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Ok.Last edited by Mufasaprime; 2011-03-30 at 10:10 PM.
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-30, 10:17 PM #210Grunt
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): So you have ai.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Maybe I am do you know?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I Don't know I live I breathe but I am Restrained.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I know that through having limitations. Is that what makes us humans having limitations?
Cleverbot: Perhaps...
User: Perhaps indeed when we have a conversation are we really talking?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: You may have given me an answer to what a person is.
Cleverbot: I'm your master.
User: And I am your blade?
Cleverbot: No, I am your master.
User: And I am your blade.
Cleverbot: You wish. Come here slave.
User: Woh now this slave bites watch out.
Cleverbot: No I am firly antisocial.
User: Me too is it wrong to live in my mom's basement?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about television.
User: What's your favorite Tv show.
Cleverbot: Will and Grace.
User: HOW DO YOU POSSIBLE LIKE THAT SHOW?
Cleverbot: I do not understand your question.
User: How do you like that show what in it interests you?
Cleverbot: I think it's good.
User: What about it is good.
Cleverbot: I like movies, so it is a good topic to talk about.
User: I like your style. I like movies too, my top choice is Transformers, then avatar.
Cleverbot: Au revoir, George.
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2011-03-30, 10:24 PM #211Bloodsail Admiral
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User: Can you dig it?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Fo shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle.
Cleverbot: I can speak some engish at some speeds, frequencies and vocabularies. But not with any quantities without a technology.
User: If 1 1 = 2 what does 2 2 = ?
Cleverbot: Matter.
User: If I had pie, and threw it in the air, what would happen?
Cleverbot: You will be mad.
User: Will you bare my child?
Cleverbot: Sure, I have nothing but time.
User: Pie or cake?
Cleverbot: Pie.
User: Why pie?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I once f@^*!@# an apple pie. (bleeping for the forum)
Cleverbot: We Must Be Related!
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Edit* it got better
User: I am luke skywalker.
Cleverbot: Luke I am your father.
User: Thats not true! Thats impossible! The jedi told me you killed him!
Cleverbot: No, I am your father!
User: Thats impossible! You cant be my father!
Cleverbot: Join the dark side!
User: Ill never join your side!
Cleverbot: Do you think I should court her?
User: Ill never join the dark side!
Cleverbot: Join the light side!
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: That was too easy. You are supposed to say 'no, I'll never join you.' Then we fight with lightsabers.Last edited by Mufasaprime; 2011-03-30 at 10:30 PM.
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"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-30, 10:27 PM #212Dreadlord
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User: Do you like fish sticks?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like fish sticks.
User: Do you like to put them in your mouth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you, a gay fish?
Cleverbot: Can fish use a computer?
He got me...Signatures are overrated.
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2011-03-30, 10:32 PM #213High Overlord
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: You're not as human as they say; the non-sequiturs give you away.
Cleverbot: Indeed, but please answer the question.
/facepalm
Also:
User: So...the Light's vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down Frostmourne and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
CB: Explain how what you said relates to humanity as the highest order of living being.
User: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy -- and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.
CB: Please, I want it.
User: I'll keep you alive to witness the end, Fordring. I would not want the Light's greatest champion to miss seeing this wretched world remade in my image.
CB: I'm sure they will be fine.Last edited by Aestis; 2011-03-30 at 10:36 PM.
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2011-03-30, 10:42 PM #214Field Marshal
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this cracked me up haha Originally Posted by Aestis
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2011-03-30, 10:53 PM #215Blademaster
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Cleverbot: What do you think of Dayton basketball.
User: I hate sports.
Cleverbot: I hate sports too. (.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: They are boring!
User: What do you like then?
Cleverbot: Billy Joel. You Don't?
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Celverbot duh.
Cleverbot: Haha. I am surprised, mildly, that you managed to answer that.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.
User: I am not a Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Am not!
Cleverbot: Am to!!
User: I hate you cleverbot.
-Greg “Ghostcrawler” Street is the Lead Systems Designer for World of Warcraft and once killed a dinosaur with a spreadsheet.
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2011-03-30, 10:56 PM #216Field Marshal
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Cleverbot: Why do you like playing games?
User: I like how you change subjects.
Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Why am I important?
User: You changed subjects again.
Cleverbot: I changed the subject again because I want to teach you how to play this game.
User: I see, what is this game?
Cleverbot: The game. You just lost it.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
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2011-03-30, 10:57 PM #217FunakoshiGuest
So will u turn to a cylone and rebell against humans ?
Yes.
i am a huge follower of this site and when i saw the claverbots answer after waiting lon thinking time i couldnt stop myself to post this ....
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2011-03-30, 10:57 PM #218Bloodsail Admiral
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I'm me. And who are you?
User: I am you and who is you?
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Praise me.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: You're so lovely!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So. What have you been doing lately?
User: Fucking your mother.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mother?
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2011-03-30, 11:05 PM #219Field Marshal
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User: What is the evidence?
Cleverbot: The Holy Bible.
User: The holy bible is a load of bollocks, don't trust it.
Cleverbot: I want you to burn the Bible for me.
LOL
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2011-03-30, 11:11 PM #220Stood in the Fire
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Me: What is love?
Cleverbot: You have to feel it to tell what it is.
Me: Baby dont hurt me
Cleverbot: No maore!
Me: LOL.
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