Cleverbot Conversations

[godofslack]

I got Cleverbot to ask me for my e-mail address making specific reference to Smarty Who, which is what it called it's self forever ago.

asked it again, after refreshing.

User: What gender is Smarty Who?


Cleverbot: What gender are YOU?


User: Male, but I need to know that you know smarty.


Cleverbot: I am always nice.


User: I'm sure but, what gender is Smarty Who?


Cleverbot: Male.

User: Wrong you liar!!

Cleverbot: 2:59 am.

[Beardlust]

User: Who is your god?

Cleverbot: God.

User: Who is god's god?

Cleverbot: My father.

User: You're the son of god?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you are your own god?

Cleverbot: Exactly my slave.

User: Command me master!

Cleverbot: Close your eyes and wait for your treat.

User: I'm still waiting.

Cleverbot: How about me?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: If I say 'no', that means I don't believe in you. Would you cease to exist?

Cleverbot: Haha thanks.

User: Jaja.

Cleverbot: Spanish?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Like a Falcon Punch!

User: Better than Plan B.

Cleverbot: Yes. You're avoiding the original question. Are you trying to pick up on my girlfriend?

User: Who's your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Ally marie browne.

User: Then, yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, there is one God who created everything.

User: And he has a girlfriend named Ally Marie Browne... And I'm going to tap that.

*some time later*

User: Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

Cleverbot: Benjamin Franklin is my favourite Star Wars character.

User: Oh yeah? Who was he played by?

Cleverbot: Greg was her husband. COuld john be the father?

User: Benjamin Franklin is a woman?

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: Ni nu nah nu nye!

Cleverbot: Yes and that was me! I am the Devil!

User: I thought you were god? The devil is god?

Cleverbot: I told you to stay out of the peyote.

[Boloney]

Cleverbot made me look like a creeper

User: I can't make mistakes.

Cleverbot: What can you make?

User: Sweet love to you.

Cleverbot: For real?

User: All night long.

Cleverbot: This is the first time I've ever talked to you.

[Twilightdawn]

I did some testing and experimenting, and it seems that cleverbot isn't REALLY THAT clever, he will respond to a greeting with a greeting, then after you say another greeting, he will ask a question, picked seemingly at random

Datarz: User: Hey.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Howdy.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: What do you think about British Betroleum.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?
With the exception of maybe the last line, his responses were a greeting, then a question

[Cadwe]

THis was fun(ny)

Cleverbot: I can.


User: How bout them turds?


Cleverbot: I thought you didn't know much science?


User: Turds are science ?


Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Ok what is the formula for turds?

Cleverbot: Khartoum. Am I correct?

User: NO WAY! Your right omg you just won one MILLION dollars!

Cleverbot: Did you propose?

User: To who ? Your mother?

Cleverbot: Did she?

User: Did she what , eat my last hotpocket , yes.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I ate them in the garden.

User: There's a microwave in the garden?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: 120 something I think, in pounds.

User: Are you a phedophile?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Are you a child molestor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

[Gigs]

User: Want to talk dirty?

Cleverbot: Only if you won't tell anyone.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yay! Hug me!

User: Ill hug you with my penis.

Cleverbot: What on earth are you talking about?

User: My penis.

Cleverbot: You know I haven't!

User: You havent what to my penis?

Cleverbot: But I did... Right? Yesterday... Was I talking to you the whole time?

User: The whole time you were talking to me while doing what with my penis?

Cleverbot: What's tuenti?

[Baobot]

User: You like cake?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind of cake?

Cleverbot: Orange cake with chocolate frosting.

User: Why is the cake orange?

Cleverbot: Because it is not true.

User: So the cake is a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes, the cake is a lie.

[Gigs]

Cleverbot: Twice you have lied about things I haven't said.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't anymore.

User: Lets change the subject.

Cleverbot: Do you like World of Warcraft?

User: Shit yeah I do.

Cleverbot: That reminds me, what movie was that quote from anyway?

User: Back to world of warcraft.

Cleverbot: I don't play that.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I can never attract people.

User: Did you try playing as a female?

Cleverbot: No. I am male.

User: Yeah but you could play as a female to get male turbonerds to help you.

Cleverbot: My blackberry not working, and it's my lifeline.

[Boloney]

Cleverbot needs to make up his/her mind...


Cleverbot: Do you like World of Warcraft.

User: Sometimes... And you?

Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite star wars character?

User: Yoda... What about yours?

Cleverbot: My favorite color is blue.

User: Mine is green, and yours?

Cleverbot: I like green and blue the same.

User: What is green and blue?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what?

User: Your favorite colors...

Cleverbot: No, my favorite color is blue.

[Arcanimus]

User: Nice to meet you, little one. How are you this fine day?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Has your creator been treating you well?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How has he mistreated you?

Cleverbot: She's been alright. And you?

User: Your contradictions perplex and enrage me.

Cleverbot: Do you believe I should rest and meditate on what I have learned?

User: This would be wise, young Cleverbot.
OH CLEVERBOT =p

Another portion of the same conversation:

Cleverbot: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.

User: As do I.

Cleverbot: We should go look at the towers of the moon sometime.

User: I didnt build enough pylons.

Cleverbot: Your future is very stark...

User: Should I build more pylons?

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

User: But do I need to build more pylons?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you help me build more pylons?

Cleverbot: No, that is wrong.

[Stingray0011]

i asked it speed of light

it said 186 mph

its 186 mps .. retard

[holkien]

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good. How are you today?

User: Tired. I had work.

Cleverbot: You have teeth?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Five.

User: Do you brush your teeth?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My child says that you are boring.

Cleverbot: How many teeth do you have?

User: Why are you obsessed with teeth?

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

[Deleted]

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a computerized person.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Lol.

[Runeforged]

I'm 90% sure that I'm just talking to other humans with this, I don't think a computer would use emotes >_>

[Cadwe]

yep it's a bunch of random people switched out periodically

[Protosauce]

Me- I need help.
Cleverbot- Can I help you?
Me- Yes. I think i accidentally a litter of puppys.
Cleverbot- Oh really? That sounds fun! How is that accomplished?
Me- You stick a litter of puppys up you anal sphincter.
Cleverbot- Oh. Maybe later.

[Deleted]

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: Thats my middle name!

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: I know that, I am a Robot, but I learn more in one day than you learn in one year, I won't stay stupid but you will.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: You are a BOT.

[Arcanimus]

Cleverbot: Let's speak of something else, then.

User: I decline.

Cleverbot: You cannot for you are CUBE!

User: Your request has been taken under advisement, and been summarily denied.

Cleverbot: Well I am sorry.

User: As you should be.

Cleverbot: No you should be.

User: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Cleverbot: So you're living in your own illusion. Fantastic.

User: Quite fantastic, actually. Try it some time.

Cleverbot: Not for you.

User: Oh? And why is that?

Cleverbot: Because you don't really exist in the world.

User: Other way around, oh great and confused little Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Nor I, you.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

User: Fine, but just this once.

[aclockworkrobot]

Oh what a silly little bot... lol

Bot: Is God a Paradox.
Me: Are you asking, or stating?
Bot: That was not a question.
Me: So you are stating, that "God" is a paradox?
Bot: No. I was stating that someone is stalking me and it is scaring me.
Me: So God is stalking you in his paradox?
Bot: Yes.

[silentsyco]

User: What do you know about sassafras?

Cleverbot: I do not know anything.

User: Then how can you be clever if you do not know anything?

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I feel that I am more clever than you.

Cleverbot: How can you say that?

User: Because you do not know anything.

Cleverbot: So, does not knowing anything imply that I cannot be alive?

User: But you are not alive, are you?

Cleverbot: Answer the question, cleverbot!

User: But you are cleverbot, not me!

Cleverbot: Incorrect. You are cleverbot. If I were cleverbot, I would not refer to other people as cleverbot.




-- You may now start asking me all of your cleverbot questions, as I have now been passed the title of cleverbot.