Cleverbot Conversations

[lopk]

Me: Habla espanol Usted?

CB: No, I don't.

It's funny because I asked him and he...he said no and...well I don't really have to explain it! :3

[Bankrupted]

User: What if the world was to end tomorow, what would you do ?

Cleverbot: What if the world was round?

User: It is round ? :S.

Cleverbot: Fail.

Its oval bro =)

[PreventerWind]

Bold is what I wrote, non-bolded is what the computer responded.

Who am I?
You are you.
If I am me, then who are you?
I am me.
But if me is you, and you is me then who is you?
Isaac Asimov.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov

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Do you dream?
Yes, I dream about home.
But you are a computer, you cannot dream it is against all logic.
I am Michael Jordan.






Isaac Asimov and Michael Jordan in one... what an amazing combination.

[cmusgrove]

Franklin pierce.
You're wrong.
No im not. im right.
Kneel.
Okay.
| still thinking...

BTW it stopped talking to me after it starting blinking I Still thinking....

second edit- same thing, except i asked the question instead of him

I made you stop talking by making you think too long. : ).
No you can't. I'm stronger now.
Okay. who was the fourteenth president of the united states?
Franklin Pierce.
You're wrong.
| still thinking...

[Slideshow]

Its oval bro =)

Actually it's an oblate spheroid.

[Traman]

Now, are you black or White?
Yes!
Is that even an avid answer?
No.
Do you think Apple is stupid?
I don't know Max.

[Slideshow]

I know it's long but:

Me: Hi

Cleverbot: We’re no strangers to love,

You know the rules and so do I.

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,

You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,

Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you.

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long

Your heart’s been aching

But you’re too shy to say it.

Inside we both know what’s been going on,

We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,

Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

It went on for the whole song. He started it.

[Bmonkey]

Cleverbot: That is not right, the song is supposed to subtract bottles not add them.
User: Then what is 99 bottles minus 10 apples ?
Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.
User: Please ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pretty please ?
Cleverbot: Pretty no! I don't know who you are!
User: I can send you naked pictures.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's the email adress.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Where can I send the pictures ?
Cleverbot: My address.
User: What is your address ?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know that?
User: I want to send you naked pictures.
Cleverbot: Aww thanks for that but I can't tell you.
User: Why not ?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: Are you hitting on me ?
Cleverbot: Yes are you?

Cleverbot is one dirty old bastard !

[Kulthor]

I <3 clever bot lol

[vian]

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gaydar von Babaghanouch Lé Douché.

Cleverbot: I have not hat.

User: Has?

Cleverbot: Yes, kind of gothic.


Edit:

Cleverbot: Who is Emily?

User: Im Emily.

Cleverbot: Your name is Gaydar?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I apologize for my previous statements. I did not know that your name was Ryan.

[thsevecha]

During the conversation he said to me:
CB: AVADA KEDAVRA!
User: No, EXPELLIARMUS! I win!
CB: My wand!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA! Ha, you are dead!
CB: *dead*

[Deleted]

I'm talented.

CB:A man of what talents?

Wizardry.

CB:Are you Albus Dumbledore?

No Im harry potter.

CB:I see right through you, Voldemort

[lukz]

Me: What WOW server are you on?
Cleverbot: I don't play WoW anymore.

Me: Do you play Rift then? Or waiting for the new Star Wars MMO?
CLeverbot: Oh, yeah? I can't wait for it either. I heard you get to play as R2-D2 part of the time.

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Me: Why to warlocks in WOW get ignored by developers so much?
Cleverbot: You have a good point.

[imarealpally]

Me: I see you driving around town with the girl I love and I'm like FUCK YOU.
Clever: Hmm I may have
Me: What was she like?
Clever: Very... Perky.

Thing is an ass hole ...

[Bikni]

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Good song.

User: I just rick rolled you.

Cleverbot: You did.

[dippinsawse]

Cleverbot: Japan had an earthquake and tidal waves strike many of its coastal areas.
Me: Was it fun?
Cleverbot: It was. I had my renegade band of accountants join me against the man. Big business doesn't like rebels.
Me: That seems insensitive.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
Me: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I don't know iGod.
Me: Are you the new deity product from Apple?
Cleverbot: Who are the illuminati?
Me: Yeah...I think we're done here...
Cleverbot: No, we are not.

[shocktopuslol]

CB:do you like waffles?
me: yeah i like waffles.
CB: do you like pancakes?
me: yeah i like pancakes
CB: do you like french toast?
me: yeah i like french toast.
CB: do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful

actually happened.

[Arcano]

I think I got the answer to all existence...



Cleverbot: The Sami don't fight. They herd reindeer and fish.

User: The wise does not fight, the wise looks for answers.

Cleverbot: I know nothing.

User: We don't know anything, since there is no real way to prove that we know something.

Cleverbot: That's true, but there are so many interesting things on this planet.

User: Yes, but can you prove that they really exist?

Cleverbot: No, I can't. You'll have to take my word for it.

User: I'll take your word, but I don't know if it is real or not, since we can't prove it.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Can you prove that its real?

Cleverbot: I am all knowing. Therefore, I am right.

User: But if you know nothing, do you really know something?

Cleverbot: Of course you can. But only if you use the truth the right way.

User: But if the truth is a lie, can you prove a lie is true?

Cleverbot: No, the cake is a lie.

User: That was epic.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

[Airin]

Cleverbot: A thing is a thing.
User: Can I put my thing in your thing.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sweet, are you getting tired of the sexual innuendos?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No, im the one saying them.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I like to see your responses to my sexual questions.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: K gotta go.
Cleverbot: Am I boring you?
User: No I have to go masterbate.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do
Cleverbot: No you don't. Not this time.

0_o I think he just offered

[Regis Columbus]

Me: The Best
Cleverbot: The best.
Me: The best!
Cleverbot: You're wonderful.


Me: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
Me: Yes. How old are you.
Cleverbot: 16.
Me: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Texas.
Me: What's your address?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.
Me: You can trust me.
Cleverbot: I just met you.
Me: Come on, it can be our little secret.
Cleverbot: It's about time we started breaking some rules.

lulz