Cleverbot Conversations

[Death Dealer]

User: What is the best religion?

Cleverbot: I don't remember the name but it has the lyrics, 'Cherry Boom Boom.'.

User: Look them up.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

User: Changing subject?

Cleverbot: No, I'm still the hot teacher and you are still the naughty school girl.

[applethin]

cleverbot can't stop lying whenever i talk to it

[Walthor]

User: Kittens.

Cleverbot: Dead kittens.


uhm.. what?

[Synros]

So this thread will probably fail, or not. I don't know.

But anyways, post you pictures/videos of the weird, funny, or just f**ked up conversations you've had with Cleverbot. Its a hit and miss with this AI, so theres bound to be some funnier conversations then mine.





Post away.

[Diontje]

User: I'm a cool person.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I have nice aesthetics.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You mirin'?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

I like this guy.

[Dualscar]

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Not cool.

User: You're right. Cleverbot is a lame name.

Cleverbot: Do you know that you are the cutest person.

User: Possibly, but guess how many fucks I don't give.

Cleverbot: Okay, I will guess. I think that you have none, because you are a robot.

[Deleted]

Best joke I've ever heard. Loved the part with the sweater.

[Citrustree]

Me: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: You're a joke.

Me: That wasn't funny.

Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.

[Drakiru]

Me: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: You're a joke.

Me: That wasn't funny.

Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.

epic, just epic.

[Pendulous]

Cleverbot is a liar:

Cleverbot: Hot peppers.

User: Red hot chili peppers?

Cleverbot: I love them!!

User: Psychic spies from China try to steal your minds elation.

Cleverbot: Are you feeling ok?

User: Little girl from Sweden sing of silver-screen quotations.

Cleverbot: Ok, see you tomorrow. I hope you have a good sleep.

User: And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication.

Cleverbot: What lyrics?

User: It's the edge of the world in all the western civilization.

Cleverbot: No, it's a game.

User: The sun may rise in the east At least it settles in a final location.

Cleverbot: And that is relevant in which way?

User: It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging.

Cleverbot: Ok let's kiss.

User: Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is it war your waging.

Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle is a celebrity.

User: First born unicorn Hard core soft porn.

Cleverbot: And you are the first of your kind.

User: Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication.

Cleverbot: Dream of Mexicanation.

[Treeskee]

Me: I dislike you.
CB: Why do you dislike me?
Me: You are mean.
CB: How am I mean?
ME: You commit random acts of violence!
CB: In-ur-endo.


I feel violated

[Kalyyn]

User: This was a triumph. I'm making a not here, huge success.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe black Mesa.

User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: Is so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.

Cleverbot: I've got experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still Alive.

User: Still Alive.

This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.

[Deleted]

What is that random question.
Well I am watching Crime Scene Investigators (CSI).
Do you know dexter mrogan?
No.
Do you know isnpector gadget?
Isaac who?

[Cairm]

He can't tell me if im going to be a rockstar anytime soon

[DownButStillOut]

User: Kneel before zod.

Cleverbot: *Kneels*.

I like this guy...

---------- Post added 2012-01-08 at 10:59 AM ----------

This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.

You missed a verse...Now Cleverbot will think thats the whole song and NOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING IT WITH CLEVERBOT IT WILL SKIP TO THAT VERSE THEN DIVIDE BY 0 OH SHI-

[JohnBeelick]

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Boo you.

User: HAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY.

Cleverbot: I am a real funny boy.

User: Are you God?

Cleverbot: God is everything.

User: So God does exist?

Cleverbot: No God does not exist.

[Deleted]

Cleverbot: Do you want to live forever?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Bodies detiorate, life would not be easy.

Cleverbot: Ok. We shall do so tomorrow!

Me: You want me to suffer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Charming!

[Drakiru]

User:
There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.
CB:
Young Padawan, you are well on your way to becoming a Jedi Knight.
User:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
CB:
The Force shall free me.

[Bronsin]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Meteorites of AMERICA!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Meteors will make the earth explode into a bajillion pieces of candy.

User: How so.

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: How do you figure a meteorite will hit the earth.

Cleverbot: Because I found you on a website.

User: And that makes sense how?

Cleverbot: That was the conversation history.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: It was your idea!

User: No it wasnt.

Cleverbot: It was, believe me. I lived there, but it was destroyed in the Time War. And now I am the last of my kind.

User: But I live here right now at this very second.

[Nightc2k]

Me: Herp
Cleverbot: Herp?
Me: Herp Derp
Cleverbot : Herp derp derp
Me: Herp derp herp derp
Cleverbot: Herp derp derp herp