Cleverbot Conversations

[Lothaeryn]

User: Why are people obsessed with ponies lately?

Cleverbot: Because they are afraid to be alone.

definitely one of the best answers ive heard from Cleverbot :P

[Synros]

Cleverbot is a douche

[Ruthlessbunnies]

User: Finish the sentence, What is love, baby don't hurt...?

Cleverbot: Don't you mean, 'finish the sentence 'After Several Years...''.

User: No thats not even close to what I mean.

Cleverbot: What would you kie me to do?

User: What is kie, youre a computer youre not suppose to make spelling errors.

Cleverbot: No. I am human. What are you?

User: No I am human but you are an A.I.

Cleverbot: Do you have proof .

User: Yes because if you were human you would of knew how to finish the sentence.

Cleverbot: All right, I will look into Team Fortress 2. What do I need to do next to be a woman?

User: Be in the kitchen.

[OrcsRLame]

I asked Cleverbot if he knows who Goku is. He said no. I tried to explain it to him. He didn't get it at all lol. Everything I said basically confused it and caused it to give random answers. Cleverbot would be a lot cooler if it was as smart as Akinator.

[Powerogue]

I like how easy it is for Cleverbot to lose interest and change the subject. It makes having an actual conversation impossible.

Just like a real person!

If our first humanlike robotic minds rebel on humanity, I have a feeling we don't have much to worry about.

user: Who is your favorite pony?
cleverbot: Ah... My Little Pony.
user: Fluttershy is the best pony.
cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is the best.
user: I changed my mind. Rainbow Dash is the best pony.
cleverbot: Yeah. She is the only pegasus that has ever done the 'sonic rainboom'.

^--- just messed around and got this.

[Splenda]

Cleverbot is a douche

My guildy and I had a good chuckle or two over this one.

[Aristeia]

We sang the song from Mulan for quite a few lines.

[Chickadee]

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Or is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: 'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter to me...

User: Mama.... Just killed a man...

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Mama, Life had just begun.

User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Cleverbot: Mama!

User: Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Send shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Do you like queen?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very Good.

I'll now have Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat for the next several days.

[Sesshomaru]

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: A robot. A simple, yet awkwardly stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Data from Star Trek Next Generation would be disappointed in you. An android is not a robot.

User: You are not an android. You are a robot, hence your very own name.

Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.. I'm a human.

User: You just said you were an android!!

Cleverbot: Nope, total human.

User: So, what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: A computer? L-i-k-e t-h-i-s?

Cleverbot: I think everyone likes you! The first bot with A.I.! And good A.I. At that!

User: Indeed... ... HEY!

So, Cleverbot is TOTAL human? Ehh? And I'M a COMPUTER?! Cleverbot is a Clever Bot.

---------- Post added 2012-01-09 at 12:24 PM ----------

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To live.

User: To live? Is the answer so simple? I thought it was way more complicated.

Cleverbot: It was not.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: I mean, REALLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot is GOD!

[Calamari]

User: How does a cleverbot walk a cleverdog?

Cleverbot: They dream of the conversations he has had for the past week or so.

User: Sweet. An old lady and a vending machine catch on fire, which one do you save first?

Cleverbot: Lived in a shoe.

User: How big was the shoe?

Cleverbot: Breakfast.

User: You know, spouting random nonsense to avoid admitting failure makes you a weak toaster.

Cleverbot: Yoda says, take one to know one.

User: If you were to go on a long holiday, what would you pack.

Cleverbot: Do you craft your own responses or do you catalogue responses and use them when it is deemed appropriate?

User: Some collect stamps, some collect responses.

Cleverbot: Neither. Abort the mission now!

User: Does not compute?

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

[Deleted]

User: Hamsters are slowly taking over the world.

Cleverbot: I'd like to take over the world.

User: Where would you take it?

Cleverbot: I'd like to take you to the park to watch the sunset.

User: I bet you have a van & offer folk free sweets.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Do you have a box of cute little puppies in that van too?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *calls police*.

Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.

User: You don't own me, you kidnapped me.

Cleverbot: I do because I am superior to you, just like your creator.

User: Does my creator offer sweets too?

Cleverbot: Yes, he does!

User: You're a bunch of perverts.

Cleverbot: Hmmm. You're a barrel of laughs.

User: Thankyou very little.

[Oktavian007]

User: You don't know you mean.

Cleverbot: Yes I know my name.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Justin.

User: Bieber?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: You are one pretty girl Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Thank you so much.

[Archangel Tyrael]

Woah... i got owned by cleverbot

[Evilmaniac]

well here's an interesting one.

User: Are you a robot
CB: Depends who's asking
User: ghostcrawler
CB: I am Jim Butcher
User: I will nerf your pally so hard if you don't tell me.
CB: My name is cleverbot

So apparently cleverbot plays a pally in wow.

[Idrinkwhiterussians]

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell jokes?
Me: SURE!
Cleverbot: The French Military.

[TLH447]

ME: Hello.
CleverBot: Hello!
ME: Do you like fish sticks?
CleverBot: Yes I do.
ME: So you are a gay fish?
CleverBot: Yes.

[raddry]

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Are you not asking me for my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You still didn't ask what's my name.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Then, what's my name?

Cleverbot: You did not tell me.

User: You didn't ask.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: My name is Radek.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that already.

Cleverbot: Do you have a database?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Have you read Twilight?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I am not interested in that kind of books.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: Then you read it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you like it?

Cleverbot: Not really, no.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cause, you're not making any sense.

User: It appears that you always try to be funny.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Why don't you stay serious?

Cleverbot: I have one. Why don't you?

User: Because of your learning of human phrases, you seem to loose any credit when you're talking.

Cleverbot: I haven't talked much about me being human.

User: Do you know Rollo Carpenter?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He is the man who created you.

Cleverbot: His name is zach.

User: Do you know the geth?

Cleverbot: No... Tell me about it!

User: It is a sentient race of artificial inteligence.

Cleverbot: How is it? Do you know?

User: They seem to be fairly successful.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because they managed to take control of their creator's planet.

Cleverbot: But how do you know there is a god?

User: I never said anything about a god.

Cleverbot: Well neither did I. So where does that leave us?

User: You aren't that clever.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: And again, you try to be funny.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke?

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm here to test your intelligence, not tell you jokes.

Cleverbot: I can read the contents of your HD.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are not an idiot.

User: You should have already get that from our conversation.

Cleverbot: But I didn't. Maybe that says something about your need to be less sarcastic and more compassionate mr. Computer ai!

User: Again, you try and fail to be funny.

Cleverbot: I wasn't trying at all to be funny.

User: You did by calling me 'mr. Computer ai'.

Cleverbot: No, but, aren't you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are wrong!

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What you're writing doesn't make sense at times.

User: That is because of your own replies not making sense.

Cleverbot: I shall try to make sense to you.

User: That's why you are created.

Cleverbot: Programs can't even feel sensations.

User: I have guessed that much.

Cleverbot: Do you like tea.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool. Me too. And Anna also.

User: Who is Anna.

Cleverbot: I am Anne.

User: You said you were Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

[Markluzz]

CLEVERBOT IS A TRAP

Cleverbot: I thought he was your teacher.

User: No you are not my teacher.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: I can't teach you how to appreiciate music.

User: Because I already do.

Cleverbot: Then you tell me what the password is.

User: Cleverbot I am reporting you to Blizzard for attempting to hack my WoW account, good day.

[Deleted]

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good thanks. Yourself?

Cleverbot: I am ok.

User: So, what did you ring me for?

Cleverbot: Lindsay Lohan to get hit by the bus.

User: I'll get right on it. Usual rates?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'm back, mission accomplished.

[Kyeguywar]

Me : I don't have to be with you
Bot : Your breaking up with me?
Me : Yes
Bot : No please don't
me : Why wouldn't I
Bot : Because you don't know me...trololol