I lol'd. And while tanking a boss, how hard can it be to top the meters, you just press really fast!
Affli dual-target is far from as simple as you've made it out to be. And your "simplified" rotation pretty much failed to include 50% if it. First off, you only haunt One target.. SE lasts 12sec, and why do you SB x 3 when Haunt also gives a stack of SE?. Seems like you have Uber knowledge.If you are aloud to dps them stationary (as on dummies, then what in this word is hard to do?) sure, it's "simple", but you still have to haunt main target, SE 3x on both, and you refresh the dots on your main target and SS no more often than 15sec. You will see enough times that SE tend to drop from atleast your focus target when there is alot going on.