I generally don't resort to these sorts of threads, but I'm bored, it's late, I'm heavily sedated, and still can't sleep. So here we go.
1 - Humans. They have healthy curves. I'd rather not bang a skeleton.
2 - Forsaken. Hey, we all have our weird quirks, don't judge me. This also highly depends on the level of... decomposition.
3 - Draenei. The hooves would probably be awkward, and the tail would likely get in the way. She can keep the horns, though. Mmmm demons. I'd also probably prefer the red Eredar skin over typical Draenei. That, or very dark skin.
4 - Blood Elves. Generally, way too skinny for my tastes, but I was always strangely attracted to the depiction of the female Blood Elf Paladin on one of the old TBC loading screens (in Color! http://images.fanpop.com/images/imag...31_800_600.jpg)
5 - Trolls. As long as they have one of the... less funked-up looking faces. As long as she wasn't one of the ones that would look like she would eat me if I fell asleep afterwards.
6 - Orcs. Look a little less angry, grow a little bit more hair and lose a bit of muscles mass/tone and they'd be just fine.
7 - Tauren. Except... not as a cow. Imagining the Tauren's general body type and translating that onto a more human race. A little big, but not too bad. I like a little bit of... meat.
8 - Goblin. Something... about them...
9 - Dwarves. They have potential to at least be "cute" (thinking outside of the outdated faces in-game). Let it also be known that Rift's female Dwarves are strangely attractive. o_O
10 - Gnomes. I'm sorry. They're adorable, but no. Just... no.
11 - Night Elves. I'm sorry. You're tall and awkward. You have ugly skin. You have ugly hair. At least Draenei, who are also quite tall, are somehow attractive, even with their glowing eyes, hooves, tail and horns. But Night Elves are just plain ugly.
12 - Worgen. In Worgen form? Heeeeeell no. In Human form? Same as any other human. So long as she doesn't change mid-boinking. Although with the cockney accent, as long as it's not too obnoxious, I might bump them above Humans.
---------- Post added 2011-04-09 at 07:58 AM ----------
Your quick and strong denial of the subject is an obvious flag that you're the one who has some deep-rooted psychological problem. This is actually a quite healthy topic. Unless you've had a lobotomy, it's exceptionally easy to imagine these game characters as real beings. It's perfectly healthy to fantasize, as long as your fantasy doesn't become an obsession.Originally Posted by Setzerr