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    How to dance at a nightclub if you don't know anything about dancing:

    Step 1. Get a girl.

    Step 2. Get up close. Plant your hands on the girl's hips, from behind. You need to be right up close, chest-to-back, don't let there be any space between you.

    Step 3. Let her lead, she probably knows how to dance better than you do.

    Step 4. Mold your movements to hers. When she gyrates her hips, just follow her movements.

    Step 5: You look like you're dancing, now. Great job.
    Last edited by Athael; 2011-04-18 at 02:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post


    This will win the women over!
    =/ WTF why would ppl be so stupid to upload something like that. Next time i am in a bar/night club I totaly gonna dance like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiegel View Post
    Just copy the WoW dances. Pulling has never been easier
    This instantly makes me think of the male gnome dance LOL

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    If you go to a british club I can recommend no finer guide. Dr. Zain Chawdry teaches a homeless woman the fine art of skanking.

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    just do the 80's (aka the gayties) dance. eddie murphy does an impression of it here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsyYuFv5ltc

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    Learn this dance well, for it will serve you well in the future.

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    Ron Jeremy will teach you all you need to know

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A7Uj...2C3102B71077E6
    Last edited by Axigar; 2011-04-18 at 04:48 AM.

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    Fist pump, shake your ass, head bang, and stomp around at the same time.

    You will have created the ultimate dance or make yourself look like the ultimate fool. Either way it looks like success to me.

    Also white kids can't dance, sorry.
    You better herp yourself before you derp yourself.

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    I'm glad you found something that makes you happy, Artie

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    MC Hammer shuffle step! Clear a path on the dancefloor before attempting.

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    you done "research" on how to dance at a night club haha oh cumon, I just get really drunk and go for it... Girls usually like that you "try" anyway theres never really anyone going to "upstage" you anyway lawl...
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