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    Quote Originally Posted by Sting View Post
    The scene with the boat ambush has to be one of the biggest mistakes in any show in the last decade. How bad is that writing? Rocking boat, moving dragons, 3-4 consecutive direct hits from boats that also should've been visible to somebody who was flying that high.
    It was almost as shocking as some of the retarded scenes from the WF battle last episode. Looking at the fleet, why didn't Dany just fly behind their boats and and nuke them from behind. Same at KL, all the weapons were pointing in one direction, straight forward, nice straight wall, come in from the side and take the lot out in 10 seconds flat. Maybe the writers could have a Starbucks latte so they're awake when writing the scripts, because all the main characters are as thick as shit when it comes to planning battles. Last 2 episodes are epic fail so far for me and it's almost becoming a parody of itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonus View Post
    That’s the thing here. Daenerys has:

    Arya
    Varys and what’s left of his little birds
    Soldiers experienced at infiltrating a city and fomenting rebellion

    And she’s asking like she has no options but to attack.
    If it wasn't clear from the beginning: Dany is crazy. The only reason she didn't go full on Mad Queen before is that she had people she trusted as advisors. Now that her closest friends and advisors are all dead, she will show her true nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    If it wasn't clear from the beginning: Dany is crazy. The only reason she didn't go full on Mad Queen before is that she had people she trusted as advisors. Now that her closest friends and advisors are all dead, she will show her true nature.
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  4. #26344
    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    My guess is that the Night King as he is in the show(the first white walker) doesn't exist in the books at all. There have been several different Night Kings in the books.
    Yeah, but I'm not talking about the books. The White Walkers attacked before in the show as well. First Men fought against them for example. And the show has legends about the Long Night as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehrunes View Post
    Yeah, but I'm not talking about the books. The White Walkers attacked before in the show as well. First Men fought against them for example. And the show has legends about the Long Night as well.
    The wall didn't exist at the time of the First Men. It is entirely possible the First Men beat the actual armies of the dead and drove the white walkers to the north.

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    I love this thread guys... so exciting

  7. #26347
    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    The wall didn't exist at the time of the First Men. It is entirely possible the First Men beat the actual armies of the dead and drove the white walkers to the north.
    But how could they possibly achieve that without killing the Night King? He can just resurrect the dead by lifting his hands up, giving the First Men no reprieve in fight against him personally as long as he was alive. Even if they were killing the wights with obsidian rendering them useless, he'd still have the corpses of the fallen First Men themselves. Corpses that they wouldn't have the time to burn while being locked in combat against the Night King.

    Even if the First Men sent a massive army north of where the Wall would be to stall the Night King while the Wall was getting constructed (and even then it would only work if someone pulled the Wall out of their ass in an instant), those people would be doomed. And the Night King would just simply get a fresh army. So even if the Wall was pulled out of someone's ass in an instant, what would have stopped the Night King from ordering his fresh army made from the corpses of the sacrificial army that was to stall him to swarm the Wall World War-Z style, as his wights were doing in the battle for Winterfell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehrunes View Post
    But how could they possibly achieve that without killing the Night King?
    Maybe the Lord of Light did some God Magic which made the Night King powerless or something for a long time.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

  9. #26349
    Quote Originally Posted by Mehrunes View Post
    But how could they possibly achieve that without killing the Night King? He can just resurrect the dead by lifting his hands up, giving the First Men no reprieve in fight against him personally as long as he was alive. Even if they were killing the wights with obsidian rendering them useless, he'd still have the corpses of the fallen First Men themselves. Corpses that they wouldn't have the time to burn while being locked in combat against the Night King.

    Even if the First Men sent a massive army north of where the Wall would be to stall the Night King while the Wall was getting constructed (and even then it would only work if someone pulled the Wall out of their ass in an instant), those people would be doomed. And the Night King would just simply get a fresh army. So even if the Wall was pulled out of someone's ass in an instant, what would have stopped the Night King from ordering his fresh army made from the corpses of the sacrificial army that was to stall him to swarm the Wall World War-Z style, as his wights were doing in the battle for Winterfell?
    I'm sure you have some suggestion then, as it has canonically happened in the books. Maybe the Night King went emo for couple of thousands of years and just was just chilling on the north pole while the humans built the wall. Or maybe we was taking his armies over the pole to attack Yi Ti. They have legends and northern walls in their history as well. Westeros isn't the only place the white walkers have tried to conquer.
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  10. #26350
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Maybe the Lord of Light did some God Magic which made the Night King powerless or something for a long time.
    "Maybe deus ex machina happened" doesn't really salvage the plot in light of concerns. And if R'hllor could do so, why didn't he render the Night King powerless at Hardhome so he couldn't raise the dead to replenish his forces there and become open to a sudden case of stabbing from Jon's sword?


    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    I'm sure you have some suggestion then, as it has canonically happened in the books. Maybe the Night King went emo for couple of thousands of years and just was just chilling on the north pole while the humans built the wall. Or maybe we was taking his armies over the pole to attack Yi Ti. They have legends and northern walls in their history as well. Westeros isn't the only place the white walkers have tried to conquer.
    The books don't have the same issue because a Night King isn't remotely the same character and the Others existed for ages by the time of the Night King appearing (and even after he appeared nothing indicates he became a leader of the Others). Nor was there anything suggesting that the Others are a hive mind that collapses when their overmind dies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehrunes View Post
    "Maybe deus ex machina happened" doesn't really salvage the plot in light of concerns. And if R'hllor could do so, why didn't he render the Night King powerless at Hardhome so he couldn't raise the dead to replenish his forces there and be open to a sudden case of stabbing from Jon's sword?
    Maybe the Shadow God did something.

    You know, arguing and speculating stuff like this is entirely pointless as we are talking about a fantasy story and specifically the supernatural elements of it.

    The reasons for things happening can literally be anything. Trying to rationalize it is moot; this is about supernatural Gods in a fantasy world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Yeah and when it comes to 'canon' it is "first come, first served". If GRRM decides to write the story in his books wildly different than what the TV show has delivered, then his writing is just revisionist fan fiction.
    Canon is what the creator/owner of the rights desides it is not first come first serve
    if GRRM says tomorrow that the show is non canon then its officially non canon


    canon changes all the time just look at star wars since disney took over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenigma84 View Post
    Canon is what the creator/owner of the rights desides it is not first come first serve
    if GRRM says tomorrow that the show is non canon then its officially non canon


    canon changes all the time just look at star wars since disney took over
    GRRM doesn't own the rights alone anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Maybe the Night King didn't come south of the wall at all, and the invading force was only wights.
    yeah.. maybe he has a twin?

  15. #26355
    Quote Originally Posted by crusadernero View Post
    yeah.. maybe he has a twin?
    Perhaps the NK died before and takes thousends of years to reform each time
    slowly reforming in his HQ somewhere north where nobody ever comes

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    Speaking of which, we've never seen the Night King's base of operations. Is it just a frozen wasteland or is there actually some secret cave or castle hidden somewhere in the Land of Always Winter?
    "Remember, control demands sacrifice. Power never comes without a price. You risk losing those closest to you in order to save them. This is the bargain we have made."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Void Fallen View Post
    Speaking of which, we've never seen the Night King's base of operations. Is it just a frozen wasteland or is there actually some secret cave or castle hidden somewhere in the Land of Always Winter?
    Probably an old wildling outhouse he went to sit for a moment, but his butt froze to the seat leading him to be stuck there for a thousand years.
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    Maybe a spire with Icy Throne on the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Void Fallen View Post
    Speaking of which, we've never seen the Night King's base of operations. Is it just a frozen wasteland or is there actually some secret cave or castle hidden somewhere in the Land of Always Winter?
    Not sure if it is his base, but the stones they brought Crastor's babies and the frozen tree (looks to be the one he was first created at)with the swirl symbol way north might be ground zero?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Maybe a spire with Icy Throne on the top.
    How about a Citadel​?
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