About gold and bodies - FML

[Deleted]

I wasn't sure, where exactly should I post this, but it's kinda funny/sad..so i guess it works.

So yesterday, I logged into WoW to check up on my auctions, while my dear was gazing drowsy at the screen.
I have been farming and intensively making money with auctions, so I might say I'm quite wealthy in Wow terms.
He saw my gold balance and went --> <__< ...for he is always too busy with hardmode raiding and barely covers the most needed expenses.

Alas.. he suggested from now on selling his body to me..
- for an amount of WoW gold.
FML

[Deleted]

Seriously, what?

[Patchwerk]

I drove past two trees today. They looked so similar
In before cool story bro also

[Mister K]

u bin smokin those magic [Weeds] again?

Srsly tho.... lolwutt?

[Deleted]

Mindfuck, you're doing it right.

[Tigercat]

I'm not sure whether to be glad or disturbed that I understood what was being said here.

[Priestamgpwn]

hmm so i got it this way
You have gold he has the body which means you rape him and give him gold!! oh wait..

[FreakEyy]

Euhm... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Larini]

I'm not sure whether to be glad or disturbed that I understood what was being said here.

wait you actually understood this? I'm waiting for the subtitles to come out.

[Tigercat]

wait you actually understood this? I'm waiting for the subtitles to come out.

I'll try to translate, will assume OP is female.

OP was checking her auctions one day, while her SO was half-asleep watching her. He saw how she had a large amount of gold, while he apparently doesn't do much to make gold, but raids a lot, and generally only barely has enough gold to cover repairs etc. Thus, he suggested moar sexytimes in exchange for gold.

[Deleted]

I'll try to translate, will assume OP is female.

OP was checking her auctions one day, while her SO was half-asleep watching her. He saw how she had a large amount of gold, while he apparently doesn't do much to make gold, but raids a lot, and generally only barely has enough gold to cover repairs etc. Thus, he suggested moar sexytimes in exchange for gold.

Exactly..
I guess I should learn to write it like this from now on .. x)
Simple
really really simple

[eternalwhitemoon]

Raiding is an expensive habit, you know.

[Priestamgpwn]

Exactly..
I guess I should learn to write it like this from now on .. x)

damn it ! i tought you were HE ,not SHE, and whole rape thingy... nvm

[solvexx]

its the new Boobies for Gold scheme being implemented for boyfriends of girls who farm gold.

edit: wait.. i did iy wrong. -.-

[Tigercat]

its the new Boobies for Gold scheme being implemented for boyfriends of girls who farm gold.

That name implies gold going to the girl, when it's more the other way around >.> I'll leave you to figure out a new name

[vian]

Exactly..
I guess I should learn to write it like this from now on .. x)

No, people should learn to read, not your fault.

[Deleted]

Well from what i understood from OP and Tigercat's translation (thanks!) there is nothing wierd about it in a healthy relationship (heterosexual in this case). People are freaking out because they think OP is male (blame writing).

Go ahead and have fun, you can apply the same principle to other things in life like who washes the dishes or takes the kids to school. I'll leave your imagination do the rest! /friendly

[Flaks]

So your boyfriend's a gold digger... in a video game.

[Tigercat]

So your boyfriend's a gold digger... in a video game.

Hey, if she wants to spend virtual currency on more sexytimes, I dont have a problem with it. There's certainly no shortage of males that attempt to do the same thing ><

[jotad4]

watss?

you can have mine for 1/3