Who is this comedian?

[drake741]

I'm trying to track down a comedian I heard on my satellite radio.

He was a southern-sounding guy who did a long monologue about how he went to a tailgate and a football game and didn't know what either of them were. He described the players on the field something like this (imagine in southern accent):

Then the one particular group of gentlemen lined up on the long pasture right up next to the other group of gentlemen while the convicts (refs) were blowing whistles... they did. Then the one particular group of gentlemen took the oblong brown pumpkin and tried their damnedest to get past that other particular group of gentlemen... they did.

I'm not doing him any kind of justice at all, but I am dying to find who this guy is!

Any help is much appreciated.

[Disenchanted]

Wow, they're still playing that? It's a classic, but I haven't heard it in over 30 years.



Andy Griffith. Specific enough?

[mynameisjona]

That was pretty funny.

Also, go clear and complete answers!

[capnscoob]

http://www.dogstarradio.com/search_playlist.php

You need to do the rest.

[Rotagitsni]

http://www.dogstarradio.com/search_playlist.php

You need to do the rest.

Perfect example of a dumbass.
I'd give you a link to the thread and say 'you need to do the rest,'
but then I'd have to cut my wrists for being just like you.

[capnscoob]

Perfect example of a dumbass.
I'd give you a link to the thread and say 'you need to do the rest,'
but then I'd have to cut my wrists for being just like you.

Actually since he didn't state when he heard it but that he heard it on satalite radio this is the most useful thing with out knowing the exact comedian that someone could have to look it up from a specific source. Since no one gave him a specific answer this is one of his best and easiest bets and could also help him he runs into this problem again on every channel.

[Disenchanted]

Since no one gave him a specific answer this is one of his best and easiest bets and could also help him he runs into this problem again on every channel.

Seriously?

I not only answered it, I gave him the youtubed monologue. It says Andy Griffith right on the video. lol

[capnscoob]

Seriously?

I not only answered it, I gave him the youtubed monologue. It says Andy Griffith right on the video. lol

Your answer was not there when I posted my first one and I didn't reread it again to notice you had answered lol.

Or if it was I missed it

[Disenchanted]

Your answer was not there when I posted my first one and I didn't reread it again to notice you had answered lol.

hehe. It's cool. I just thought it was funny everyone was arguing over someone's non-answer when the actual answer was posted above.

[drake741]

Wow, they're still playing that? It's a classic, but I haven't heard it in over 30 years.



Andy Griffith. Specific enough?

THIS IS IT!!!! Thank you so much!

---------- Post added 2011-06-03 at 10:04 AM ----------

http://www.dogstarradio.com/search_playlist.php

You need to do the rest.

I'm definitely keeping this link too! I usually miss which comedian I'm listening to by about 2 seconds each time >.<