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  1. 2011-06-14, 04:31 PM #1
    mynameisjona
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    Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris

    In honor of today, this legendary day, who would win in a fight, Duke Nukem or Chuck Norris?

    In one corner we have the long awaited Duke Nukem. When quoted for this fight he said "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."


    In the other corner we have the legendary Chuck Norris who could not be reached for comment.
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  2. 2011-06-14, 04:33 PM #2
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    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20110613/

    That comic (and what the artist writes under it) sums up Duke Nukem Forever nicely.
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  3. 2011-06-14, 04:34 PM #3
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    duke nukem piece of dog..
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  4. 2011-06-14, 04:35 PM #4
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    Since DN:F Duke is kinda joke imo.
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  5. 2011-06-14, 04:36 PM #5
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    Neither, they both suck.
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  6. 2011-06-14, 04:48 PM #6
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    Michael Jai White wins, and also every other fight!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMxheFFFd0

    BADASS!!!
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  7. 2011-06-14, 07:13 PM #7
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    Answer: (C) - Clint Eastwood
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  8. 2011-06-14, 07:15 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeppelin535 View Post
    Answer: (C) - Clint Eastwood
    Are you feeling lucky...PUNK
    Everyone can piss on the floor. So be a hero, and shit on the ceiling.
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  9. 2011-06-14, 07:16 PM #9
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    pre-DNF duke is better than chuck norris, pre-DNF duke was able to hold 50 weapons at once....post-DNF duke can only hold 2
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  10. 2011-06-14, 07:17 PM #10
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    Michael Jai White wins, and also every other fight!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMxheFFFd0

    BADASS!!!
    that guy is fucking lame
    and i'm not trolling, he is that lame
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  11. 2011-06-14, 08:03 PM #11
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    Duke Nukem, no doubt.
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  12. 2011-06-14, 09:46 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    Michael Jai White wins, and also every other fight!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeMxheFFFd0

    BADASS!!!
    WTB more Spawn.. seriously.. it's been so long. Back in the 90's I think it was too weird and dark.. it'd be a perfect movie now
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  13. 2011-06-14, 10:50 PM #13
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    TBH the game fucking sucked dick.

    Chuck /win.
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  14. 2011-06-14, 10:53 PM #14
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    whoever has the biggest fanclub to get protected by
    think i'll go with chuck
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  15. 2011-06-14, 11:38 PM #15
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    I would say Hugo Weaving, but I'll go with Duke, being the mortal incarnation of testosterone.
    "With this costume, I'll get Asian girls for sure!"
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  16. 2011-06-15, 01:32 AM #16
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    Is the game that bad so far? Haven't been able to play it yet

    Also: WTB moar people
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  17. 2011-06-15, 01:42 AM #17
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    DUKE NUKEM!!!! if you have played his games u will now why. "IM BACK"
    I see dead people and blood in my blades.
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  18. 2011-06-15, 02:11 AM #18
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    Duke Nukem

    Hail to the king, baby!
    "I see nothing. I hear nothing. I taste victory."

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  19. 2011-06-15, 03:22 AM #19
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    Chuck is winning right now, this somewhat surprises me
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  20. 2011-06-15, 03:23 AM #20
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    Both are past their prime. Chuck because hes actually real.
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