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    waiting for my raids to reset is faster than blizzard customer support!

    letting Tuesday maintenance fix the problem for me is faster than blizzard customer support!

    watching the entire My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series in one sitting is faster than blizzard customer support!

    Building the Taj Mahal to scale in minecraft takes less time than waiting on a blizzard customer support ticket!

    hmm, out of ideas for now.
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    A tortoise on ketamine is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.
    The British Rail Network is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.
    Continental drift is faster than Blizzard Customer Support.
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    The decay of plutonium-244 is faster than Blizzard Customer Service.

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    An unladen African Swallow is faster than Blizzard Customer Service.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tokru View Post
    The decay of plutonium-244 is faster than Blizzard Customer Service.
    The decay of Bismuth-209 is faster than Blizzard Customer Service.

    I mean, let's just go for gold here.
    Last edited by Stanton Biston; 2011-07-24 at 10:45 PM.
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    Considering you just linked a graph with no data plotted on it as factual evidence, I think Stanton can infer whatever the hell he wants.
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  5. #45
    Waiting from Liverpool's 4th European Champion to the 5th is faster than blizz customer support.

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    A nudist going through a barbed wire fence is faster than Blizzard Customer Service

    Duke Nukem Forever was faster than Blizzard Customer Service

    Phileas Fogg was faster than Blizzard Customer Service

    Blizzard Customer Service is faster than Horde BG queue

  7. #47
    Blizzard customer support has always been among the best I've ever received. Sure, opening tickets can take a while to get a response, but when I call I never wait longer than 5-10 minutes to talk to a really helpful, really nice person. Ever call your phone company for support? How about a retailer like Best Buy? If I hang up the phone in anger, it's bad customer support, and I've never had that experience with Blizzard.

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