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    10 things to do before you die.

    We are all going to die. Can we agree? Okay. Now name 10 things you want to do before you die. Doesn't have to be 10, can be more than 10.

    I am expecting some really shallow life goals...

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    1. Run naked through some random place and scream out "GORDON'S ALIVE!!"(who is gordon anyway?)
    2. play wow until it completely consumes my "life"
    3. get high
    4. eat 5 sticks of butter
    5. do something interesting
    6. eat 50 sticks of butter
    7. become fat
    8. get even lazier
    9. do nothing
    10. die by something random
    Last edited by Doctor Deanster; 2011-07-05 at 06:03 AM.

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    Sky-dive. I'm absolutely terrified of heights. >:x

    Take care of my family. =)

    Roll around in a pool full of tiramisu.

    's about it.
    "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" - George Carlin

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    1. Ponder the list
    2. Make said list
    3. Nap
    4. Redo list of "how to die" to "what to do before dying"
    5. Start to learn how to play my ocarina
    6. Give up and warcraft
    7. Cross off list numbers 1-6
    8. Cross off 7
    9. Music
    10. Replace my soul with coffee so that i may become immortal(as told by dilbert comics)
    11. Erase cross out over objective 3 and perform that once more.
    12. Scratch out 10 because i dont like coffee
    13. Repeat 9-13
    14. Solve the conundrum of repeating number 13
    15. Read
    16. Death by spontaneous combustion, or some form of execution by decapitation/ hanging.

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    1. Figure out how to live forever or..
    2. Wait till someone else figures out how to live forever
    3. Make enough money to buy the cure for aging
    4. Live forever (obviously)
    5. Work till around the age of 200-300
    6. Retire and get some pretty wild senior care
    7. Use the money to travel, learn and party:P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    1. Ponder the list
    2. Make said list
    3. Nap
    4. Redo list of "how to die" to "what to do before dying"
    5. Start to learn how to play my ocarina
    6. Give up and warcraft
    7. Cross off list numbers 1-6
    8. Cross off 7
    9. Music
    10. Replace my soul with coffee so that i may become immortal(as told by dilbert comics)
    11. Erase cross out over objective 3 and perform that once more.
    12. Scratch out 10 because i dont like coffee
    13. Repeat 9-13
    14. Solve the conundrum of repeating number 13
    15. Read
    16. Death by spontaneous combustion, or some form of execution by decapitation/ hanging.
    best list ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkoverkill View Post
    1. Run naked through some random place and scream out something (havent thought on what though)
    2. play wow until it completely consumes my "life"
    3. get high
    4. do something random
    5. not sure what else

    ill probably edit this when i think of more things.
    1. Done
    2. Done
    3. Not going to happen
    4. Done
    5. Done

    ;--D

    1. Become a divine creature that all worship. My only purpose in my life

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    1) Pull a jay and silent bob. (At the end of strike back)
    2) Actually take the time to learn a skill.


    Thats all my goals.
    "My sword? [Heck] yeah I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a [freak'n] sword dude, it's not a fighter jet." -Tucker "This One Goes to Eleven

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    1. Read pretty much every Terry Pratchett book there is.
    2. Get Fandral's Flamescythe on my feral druid.
    3. Ear-punch a bunch of people. Who deserved it.
    4. I'll probably write a book, even though my writing skills are more appauling then rubbing dead roadkill over a canvas.
    5. Perfect one of my favorite recipe's untill I defined its perfect flavour.
    6. Preferably live forever. But I doubt that will ever happen. :<
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    1) Eat street food or on special locations like Anthony Bourdain.
    2) Live like a bum while on vacation.
    3) Buy a shitty car and wreck it on purpose during a commute.
    4) Design and construct my own home.
    5) Plant tree seedlings around my home and watch them grow above my roof.
    6) Build a sanctuary for song birds in my yard.
    7) See the galaxy dust clouds with my bare eyes?
    8) ...
    9) ...
    10) Raise a Daughter.
    Last edited by BlueGender; 2011-07-05 at 08:11 AM.

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    1. finish writing my book..if i ever get back to it..havent wrote a page since i won that writing contest in 10th grade....
    2. own my own resturant.
    3.get rich..or die trying
    4. design a car.
    5.take a time machine.
    6. make my own TV channel.
    7. find a girl to settle down with finally.
    8. play a shaman that doesnt feel like a broken class
    9. rule my own country.
    10. beat my sister in scrabble because shes a high school litterature teacher and knows every freaking word in the world....
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    1. Go the US to visit my dads part of the family.
    2. Learn to fly (not going to happen).
    3. Jump into a swimming pool filled with the softest pillows.
    4. Get rich. (going to happen!)
    5. Figure what the f... happened to my dad.
    6. Go back to Canada.
    7. Go skydiving.
    8. Eat every burger from McDonald's in less than 30min.
    9. Do more charity work.
    10. Cross out this list.

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    1. Play Wow
    2. Drink coffee
    3. Play some more
    4. Achieve rank 1
    5. Obtain currency
    6. Play more
    7. Quit wow
    8. Start playing again
    9. Play more
    10. Die of a random hilarious suicide.

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