The best WoW Jokes

[pateuvasiliu]

Tried searching for a similar thread but didn't find one.

So, share your best WoW jokes with us. To be honest, my favourite ones are the Saurfang facts.

I'll start.

When Saurfang donned Merlin's Robe, the text reminded mere players that "there's always something cleaverer than yourself."

Saurfang, en route to Lordaeron by boat, decided to try [Bladestorm] near the Maelstrom. Thrall was left behind to try to fix it.

Illidan can instantly tell when raids are not prepared: Saurfang is absent.

A dwarf walks out of a bar.

• Saurfang actually started off like most players, killing crabs for quests. However, his crabs were named "Vezax".
• All raid bosses are immune to Saurfang's taunt. No raid bosses are dumb enough to focus on him.

Saurfang didn't have a wife that gave birth to Saurfang the Younger. Saurfang felt a bit lonely and decided to pop an adult male orc out of his butt. That explains why Saurfang the Younger is brown.

Saurfang once asked for [Enchant Weapon - Major Intellect] on his axe. No one dared ask why.

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