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    What if different people played lead characters of blockbuster hits?

    Interesting / funny thing me and my friends were talking about. What if different celebrities played lead characters of blockbuster hits?

    The best ones we thought of were:

    -Michael Sara as Harry Potter
    -Kanye West as Frodo Baggins
    -Zooey Deschanel as Lara Croft
    -Jason Statham as Yoda
    -Jackie Chan as Freddy Krueger
    -Wesley Snipes as Forest Gump
    -Air Bud as E.T.
    -Shaq as Peter Pan
    -Will Ferrell as James Bond
    -Adam Sandler as Tony Montana


    And all of these if they were directed by M. Night Shymalan.

    I leave the rest to you. Your move.
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    one time many years ago a friend of mine had asked me to think of what it would be like if arnold schwarzenegger played every role in the original star wars trilogy...

    overall it'd be annoying, but thinking of some of the lines in a GET TO THA CHOPPA type voice made me laugh lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warwithin View Post
    -Wesley Snipes as Forest Gump
    I would pay money to watch this!



    -Arnie Schwarzenegger as the guy in Twilight

    edit: lol, was beat to Arnie!
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    Owen Wilson as Gandalf?
    "C'mon, Frodo. You can do this. I know, I'm a wizard. But this ring thing is your burden, little buddy. We just gotta work something out, you know? You do the leg work, and I'll do fighting with magic stuff. How's that sound?"

    @#$% it! SOMEBODY GET ME SAM JACKSON

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    Rob Schneider as fucking everybody

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xebu View Post
    I would pay money to watch this!



    -Arnie Schwarzenegger as the guy in Twilight

    edit: lol, was beat to Arnie!
    That would be amazing. I could see him now:

    "Whut's wit de wulf?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Riot View Post
    Owen Wilson as Gandalf?
    "C'mon, Frodo. You can do this. I know, I'm a wizard. But this ring thing is your burden, little buddy. We just gotta work something out, you know? You do the leg work, and I'll do fighting with magic stuff. How's that sound?"

    @#$% it! SOMEBODY GET ME SAM JACKSON
    It's weirding me out how easily I can imagine this.

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    Keanu as Homer Simpson - no, no, CUT! ok, Keanu, it's not "whoa" it's "D'OH!" aaaand ACTION!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badpaladin View Post
    Rob Schneider as fucking everybody
    I got you one better, Robin Williams and/or Eddie Murphy as everybody. You know, because they already do it anyway.

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