I want to be cremated, then pressed into a diamond. Then made into jewelry that will be passed down from generation to generation.
I want to be cremated, then pressed into a diamond. Then made into jewelry that will be passed down from generation to generation.
Originally Posted by Aired
Usually duct tape, plastic bags, power saw, hungry pigs and... oh.. MY corpse? :.nevermind.
*teehee*
hm. I dont know. Buried I think. Mostly because I'm a big guy and with a coffin I'd probably clock in around 450+ (what does a coffin even weigh?)
and it'll be my last lulz to know that some poor relatives have to haul my ass to the hole
And honestly, I don't really care. I'll be dead.
1. Donate body to science
2. Hope it has something to do with robotic and human mind integration.
3. ???
4. Profit. (As in Profit of robotic human zombie.)
Think Terminater Salvation.
BeeeeeeeoooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO-FFFSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
My attempt at being less of a pessimist was choosing Dawnbringer as my choice of server.
I regret somethings! (like setting this in my signature)
*pats* You'll like Armstrong and Miller series 3, the sketches with the man who owns the carpet shop and the bed shop. Series 4 was balls don't bother.
As for me, well, despite hating eco-mentalists more than I hate the idea that is communism, I like the idea of one of those "Earth Burial" things where they bury you underground, just deep enough so I can't get slowly eaten by badgers and foxes, and then plant a tree on top of you.
Failing that, I want to be strung up outside Tie Rack as like a scarecrow. Not that I have any love for the shop, but because the number of people I know whos dream it is to take a shit on the front window of Tie Rack, is disgusting, to fulfil the whole Jack Dee idea of a secret door opening at the back. Think of the children, having to watch a drunk man shit in the street. That'll scar them more than seeing a slowly rotting corpse in the window.
I want to die rich enough so i can leave my family money to:
Cremate me
Get to da choppa
Scatter my asses over the ocean.
Mainly cuz i think i'd be really badass, and it covers a few different theories i have on death
Your soul hangs around your body, then id get to be floating over the ocean forever how relaxing
Body dies but the mind lives, well ive burned my body, so my mind is either gone, or i will be a concious bunch of ashes and in a bunch of places at once, which is cool
Heaven is real, well then it doesnt really matter what happens to my body then
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