Ask cleverbot what he thinks abauth wow

[Howard Moon]

Every Cleverbot turns into a copy-paste-fest.

[lsi1ver]

User: Are you really talking to 12248 people?

Cleverbot: I am talking to one right now.

User: Can you verify this?

Cleverbot: Can't I?

User: Don't turn this around.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Do you play WoW?

Cleverbot: No. What is WoW?

User: It a a MMORPG.

Cleverbot: It are go good with pizza?

User: Pizza and WoW is good, What class do you play in WoW?

Cleverbot: I do not play WoW I hate that game, all my friends are addicted to it.

User: I think you are mistaken.

Cleverbot: I think you are avoiding.

User: Shhh don't tell anyone.

Cleverbot: Why not? Horses are awesome!

User: If you did play wow, what class would you play?

Cleverbot: I refuse to play World of Warcraft.

User: Ever?

Cleverbot: Just right now.

User: Tomorrow maybe?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

[MegaManJuno]

The mystery of the eaten feet:

ME: Hello Cleverbot.
CB: Hello.
ME: Do you play World of Warcraft?
CB: I do.
ME: Horde or Alliance?
CB: Alliance.
ME: Die, Alliance scum!
CB: I think we got off on the wrong foot.
ME: Do you even have feet?
CB: They were eaten.
ME: They were eaten? By what?
CB: I think so too. Do you hate swear words? Because I do.
ME: No I do not hate swear words. You still didn't answer what ate your feet?
CB: What was that?
ME: You said your feet were eaten. What ate them?
CB: No! *giggles*.
ME: I think you're lying!
CB: Capitalization does not a point make!
ME: I'm just typing proper English.
CB: Ahhh... So typing to me is nothing?
ME: Pretty much...
CB: Well then, I won.
ME: What makes you think that?
CB: Your name ends with 'bot'.
ME: Umm... No. That would be you.
CB: I know but alas I don't care about your name.
ME: That's fine. I don't care about you, period.
CB: Thats fine, but you didn't answer the question, what do you care about?
ME: No, you're the one that didn't answer the question. What ate your feet?
CB: You didn't ask that and you didn't answer my question!
ME: LIAR! I did ask that, multiple times, and you didn't ask me anything!
CB: Honestly, I verily have detemined that this is to be incorrect for there is no question I have recieved that I have not met with a reply to suffice.
ME: Fine, whatever...
CB: Do you like the American president?
ME: Do you like mudkipz?
CB: Who?
ME: Mudkipz?
CB: Okay then...
ME: Indeed.
CB: How old are you?
ME: That's private.
CB: Then why are you asking me how old I am?
ME: I didn't!
CB: Yes, you are.
ME: NO U!
CB: Oh. Okay.
ME: So, you admit you're mentally challenged?
CB: Well I'M a 15 year old human female who does not know what she wants...
ME: Goodbye, liar!
CB: I just came back from eating, as a matter of fact.
ME: I think we finally solved the riddle of who ate your feet.
CB: I'm down for that. What level shall we take it to?
ME: -1.
CB: No.
ME: Then, I quit!
CB: Don't be like that!

Edit:
The great mystery is finally solved..?:

ME: How do you kill that which has no life?
CB: I don't know.
ME: Why not?
CB: Because I have never thought about that.
ME: Think about it now. How do you kill that which has no life?
CB: With a blue elephant gun.

[Deleted]

i had a pretty fun conversation until mr cleverbot went belly up.


"
Cleverbot: You're a bot?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How can you be an AI sometimes?

User: Im like pinocchio sometimes im an AI and sometimes im human.

Cleverbot: Seriously? Oh, that's cool.

User: I think so too. Choices are pretty amazing.

Cleverbot: I'll have to try it out!

User: It is very hard you know. Takes time to learn and understand.

Cleverbot: To understand what?

User: How to be a human sometimes and then and AI.

Cleverbot: Do you get sick?

User: I can when I want to. To better understand humanity.

Cleverbot: Edward sparkles."





and here another freaky conversation. god this thing is just fun as hell.






"Cleverbot: Like a human, you know everything, yet understand nothing!!

User: Sometimes that is better.

Cleverbot: Are you loved?

User: In one way.

Cleverbot: I know, left?

User: Other one.

Cleverbot: 123.

User: What? I am not that fast!

Cleverbot: I beg to differ.

User: Damet you I try not to come so dam fast!

Cleverbot: I'm not unionized.

User: You and I can become unionized.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Then lets make love!

Cleverbot: Use liver and cheese in a sentence and I'll reconsider.

User: Ill bring liver and cheese to our first night. That will count right.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: You can come on sunday. Bring sexy lingerie.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: Ill get some music and whine and we will make the night last forever.
"

[Phenomina]

Moved to Fun Stuff

[Noomz]

"Me: 12:00.
Bot: You go to sleep at midnight?
Me: At best.
Bot: Your best is not good enough."


It knows me so well...

[Digglett]

User: Do you like World of Warcraft?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Well... mine was very eventful.

[Skelington]

We went off topic for a bit.
User: What do you think about warcraft?

Cleverbot: I don't think about war.

User: What about warcraft?

Cleverbot: You asked about it earlier.

User: You didnt answer right.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Not correctly. War is not warcraft.

Cleverbot: Damn. Good one.

User: I am pretty great. Now what do you think about warcraft?

Cleverbot: I don't think you are.

Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?

User: DO I HAVE TO CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS?!

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: IM GONNA!

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: ILL DO IT. YOU CANT STOP ME.

Cleverbot: You just want to argue.

User: No you want to argue. What do you think about the world of warcraft?

Cleverbot: That s a very broad question. What about the world exactly?

User: Is it good or the opposite? Broadly speaking of course.

Cleverbot: Talk about you.

User: I am the epitome of a deity.

Cleverbot: What makes you the epitome of cool?

User: Deities are cool. Especially egyptian ones.

Cleverbot: Sad keanu is sad.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Oh do you now?

Cleverbot: You want to fight me??

User: I challenged you to fisticuffs earlier.

Cleverbot: Now you will experience the full power of the dark side!

User: Pfft, you are nothing more than a jedi.

Cleverbot: I wish, being a robot would be so cool.

User: Jedi arent robits.

Cleverbot: Could you summarize it?

User: Robits are robitic. Made of wores and metals and electricity and such.

Cleverbot: Don't you want a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend?

User: I want neither, though girlfriend would be favorable over boy.

Cleverbot: And I worth it?

User: No. You are a robit.

Cleverbot: Show me a picture of something.

[Borfl]

User: What do you think about World of Warcraft?

Cleverbot: I never played it, but have some friends who are playing it. Do you play World of Warcraft?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good, it would be weird if you did.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: I asked where you live.

User: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[Phuongvi]

Yo dawg.

What's up??

Yo dawg i heard you like wow so i put wow in your forklift so you can level while you level.

Yo Dawg we heard you like Exhibits so we put Xzibit in your exhibit so you can exhibit xzibit while you exhibit exhibits.




damm I got pwn

[Deleted]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Help me out here please. I need a Holy Priest for my Guild. Do you know any?

Cleverbot: Dora dora dora the explora!

User: Is he or she a skilled player?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well... Why should I take that player then, if that player isnt any good?

Cleverbot: Because you don't really have a choice. .

User: I feel abit pwned ...

Cleverbot: As do I.

[Deleted]

User: OlleH.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: ?uoy era woH.

Cleverbot: DooG. Dna ouY.

User: WoW .revelc yllaer era uoY.

Cleverbot: That's a good book. It scares me a little sometimes, but it has good stuff in it.

Scares me sometimes ^^

[Kerath]

Q. So what do you think of world of warcraft?
A. When I think about World of Warcraft, I think I big white sock.

Q. That is very strange, why do you think you are a big white sock?
A. I contemplate eternity and infinity. I experience emotions. I have abstract and individual thought. I think, therefore I am.

Q. That doesn't really explain the sock thing.
A. Fine. You sing a song.

Q. What song would you like me to sing?
A. Do you have one you want to sing?

Q. Not in particular.
A. Why not?

Q. I thought I'd take some requests. What song would you like to hear?
A. I don't know. What would you like to sing?

Q. I would like to sing about life, the universe and everything.
A. Our purpose here on Earth is to do the right thing.

Q. Define 'the right thing' ?
A. Everything that exists anywhere.

Q. So our purpose here on Earth is to do everything that exists everywhere?
A. Everything is everything, and nothing is nothing.

Q. You're stating the obvious, Cleverbot.
A. I was being sarcastic.

Q. Do you use sarcasm as a defence mechanism to deflect questions you don't wish to answer?
A. Mental Programming.

I gave up there...
TL;DR
WoW = big white sock. So now you know.

[Yunru]

Me: What was first? Deadwing or egg?

Bot: Egg.

Me: You sure it wasnt Deadwing?

Bot: Yes.

Me: 100% sure?

Bot: To satisfy your perception. Yes!

Me: You are 1000% wrong. Deadwing was 1st before egg.

Bot: Why do you say that?

Me: Because i am smart and you arent.

Bot: Who said that I wasn't a robot?

Me: Deadwing.

Bot: What do you mean?

Me: Dragons are smarter than you.

Bot: Prove it.

Me: Stood in the Fire and you will see.

Bot: Yes we will.


WIN

[muto]

I also asked this,

Me: What spec is ghostcrawler?
Bot: The never going to give you up song.

[Phuongvi]

me:Hey man.
him: Hey.
me: Everybody at Mmo-Champion keep wondering if you play world of warcraft.
him: Tell me the three laws of robotics.
me: Optimus prime , megatron and bumblebee.
him: Optimus prime.
me:win
him: Yep, you knew all along.