As much as Peter Dinklage was physically unequipped for the role, (Tyrion is supposed to be ugly with mismatched eyes, hence why he must surround himself with paid company) I will always respect the gusto with which he delivered the Imp's confession.
No particular reason why I made a whole fucking thread about this, I was just bored. Also, masturbation joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4B-PysR_4s
The kid at the end is just saying what we're all thinking.