God damn I'm so bored I'm watching random youtube videos again. And the topic of the day (on youtube) simon cowl stuffz
And at the same time wondering what exactly this thread is for. Hoping it's just to write random stuff, cuz I be doin dat.
My defining moment was going into junior year English with a 64. My teacher hated me, I hated her. I had to make like a... 94, I think? to get a passing grade. I got a fucking 100. No studying, never paid attention in class, only read the books I actually wanted to read, etc.Originally Posted by Letmesleep
School was such a joke, didn't prepare me for the real world at all.
The only real regret I have is that I didn't go into a VoTech school right away. Instead I pissed $7,500 of Uncle Sam's money (which I've been paying back, slowly, since then) on a miserable two semesters of college that didn't result in anything but me realizing academia isn't my thing.
How were they testing English there? No essay writing where your teacher could just decide to screw you over with an arbitrarily assigned grade?
I'd freeze to death by the roadside... Maybe having lots of hair on your body help, I don't know.
I don't know, they might have, didn't get to go though. Was thinking during the pumping thread that if I turn out to be lactating from pregnancy I'd have to write a strongly worded letter of complaint addressing those classes I never attended. Also, missed out on the whole banana demonstration tooYeah, I guess things are more complex for girls than for guys. Our, uh, mechanics are kind of impossible to screw up on. Do they teach anything relevant on the other side of the pond in sex ed? It was a long time ago, but our health class basically told us how babies work and how pregnancy happens and a few brief scares about STDs and that was literally it. Didn't tell us where to get condoms or how to use them, what to do if the condom breaks or you were stupid enough to bareback with a girl that ain't on the pill, where to get treatment if you think you have an STD or UTI, and so many other things.
But mostly I'm just resentful that for years I didn't know where to touch. Then again, I had no idea I could just use fingers either, but shhh on my youthful stupidity.
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Let's dial back time!
Nah, not in that one.
I'm hairy but not THAT hairy. I'm not a damn dog!I'd freeze to death by the roadside... Maybe having lots of hair on your body help, I don't know.
Haha, what? Christ, that all must've happened on my days off. I don't really use forums on my days off.I don't know, they might have, didn't get to go though. Was thinking during the pumping thread that if I turn out to be lactating from pregnancy I'd have to write a strongly worded letter of complaint addressing those classes I never attended. Also, missed out on the whole banana demonstration too
What, bath tub faucets or something? Shit, a frightening number of people in these parts seem to think that that kind of stuff is a sin. Heaven forbid you be aware of your body's wants and needs when that time comes...But mostly I'm just resentful that for years I didn't know where to touch. Then again, I had no idea I could just use fingers either, but shhh on my youthful stupidity.
Let's dial back time!
Well actually that thread only lasted like 70 minutes before Darsithis closed it. I blame obdigore's sexual innuendos!
Grandma did warn me against playing with myself, but she didn't call it a sin (though I picked up on that elsewhere along the way), she try to put me off by saying "that's how your cousin became so retarded!" But yeah, I made my discovery while twisting and turning in bed (I am very bad at falling asleep). So for the longest time I just kept trying to reproduce that, not realising what it actually is...What, bath tub faucets or something? Shit, a frightening number of people in these parts seem to think that that kind of stuff is a sin. Heaven forbid you be aware of your body's wants and needs when that time comes...
I was so god damn retarded >_>
Oh lol.
I don't know if I want to imagine you twisting and turning around in your bed, while you try to sleep, and where that would lead.