Chat thread v2.0

[PizzaSHARK]

The thing is, if I had a choice I would spend everyday at uni learning something new, I love to know things, I feel really stupid at times on these boards and I hate it (wtf, feeling stupid on MMO .) Dunno, just doing some wallowing in self-pity here really Im hoping that I've gotten things back on track and soon they'll shape up, honestly its not like it could get much worse!

But you don't need to go to a college to learn. I can spend 30 minutes on Wikipedia and have sixty links to follow to source material to learn about stuff.

Magazines are trash in general. I remember reading one that talked extensively about giving blow jobs after dates as a "thank you".

Was like, fuck you guy-with-girl's-name trying to brainwash teenagers into take pity on you for being a shitty date... =/

That's a little bit forward :-/

Don't feel bad! I don't have any bachelor's degrees either!

Because you're a girl. Girls can't be bachelors, duh.

[PizzaSHARK]

You have no proof of no nuffin'. Things can be many things. Did you know the all-female species "New Mexico whiptail" has virgin births?

How can a female give birth without a male having done his duty? Are they hermaphroditic?

[Xanjori]

But you don't need to go to a college to learn. I can spend 30 minutes on Wikipedia and have sixty links to follow to source material to learn about stuff.

Perhaps, but I enjoy being able to show off. The other kids in my classes hated giving presentations because I would pick them apart mercilessly. Then of course when I had to do my own presentation I didn't bother and called in sick, grade A student!

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You have no proof of no nuffin'. Things can be many things. Did you know the all-female species "New Mexico whiptail" has virgin births?

No? D:

And did you really have trouble understand my Swedish words?

[semaphore]

That's a little bit forward :-/

It's disgusting is what it is. Printing trash for children to read =/

That doesnt help!

Why not? I dropped out of my Arts degree too! We're in the same boat

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How can a female give birth without a male having done his duty? Are they hermaphroditic?

Lots of stuff reproduce asexually in fact. We shall take over the future one day!

[PizzaSHARK]

Lots of stuff reproduce asexually in fact. We shall take over the future one day!

"We."

*snicker*

[Xanjori]

Why not? I dropped out of my Arts degree too! We're in the same boat

I just kinda did nothing with my life, literally wasted it doing nothing all day everyday. But I've improved as a person in the last few years, Ive put real effort into my Swedish course (I've been kicked off twice for being too lazy!) this time around and got the first bit down. As long as I follow it up I think I'll be alright, if not I'll just commit suicide in a few years

[semaphore]

I just kinda did nothing with my life, literally wasted it doing nothing all day everyday. But I've improved as a person in the last few years, Ive put real effort into my Swedish course (I've been kicked off twice for being too lazy!) this time around and got the first bit down. As long as I follow it up I think I'll be alright, if not I'll just commit suicide in a few years

Nooooooo don't commit suicide! You should follow up on your life's calling of teaching the glorious Real English to heretical Swedes! Purge the Americanese from their vocabulary!

"We."

*snicker*

Your gutter brain is beyond my comprehension o.O

[PizzaSHARK]

Nooooooo don't commit suicide! You should follow up on your life's calling of teaching the glorious Real English to heretical Swedes! Purge the Americanese from their vocabulary!

British, yet hates how we remove lingering French influences from the language. Xanjori, are all of you Brits like this?

[obdigore]

Nooooooo don't commit suicide! You should follow up on your life's calling of teaching the glorious Real English to heretical Swedes! Purge the Americanese from their vocabulary!

You take your disgusting useless u's and you burn them in a fire!

[Xanjori]

British, yet hates how we remove lingering French influences from the language. Xanjori, are all of you Brits like this?

Actually yeah, we're pretty uptight over the language and often take offense over the Americanising of it. Sorry, just a thing, dunno like the world knows English because of England, but they speak the English they learn from Americans, tis wrong!

[PizzaSHARK]

Actually yeah, we're pretty uptight over the language and often take offense over the Americanising of it. Sorry, just a thing, dunno like the world knows English because of England, but they speak the English they learn from Americans, tis wrong!

But... French spellings!

[semaphore]

You take your disgusting useless u's and you burn them in a fire!

Oldigore is simply too vulgar and old to appreciate the cosmetic beauty of u's ._.

Actually yeah, we're pretty uptight over the language and often take offense over the Americanising of it. Sorry, just a thing, dunno like the world knows English because of England, but they speak the English they learn from Americans, tis wrong!

Those damn Americanisms!!

[Xanjori]

But... French spellings!

We kicked the crap outta the French enough times that everyone just recognises them as English words! Actually the other day I was just thinking of how you guys are ruining the word Lieutenant!

[ghostkitteh]

You take your disgusting useless u's and you burn them in a fire!

I put u's in some words, but not in others. Sometimes, I don't put them in the words that I usually do, or do put them in ones that I don't.

[PizzaSHARK]

We kicked the crap outta the French enough times that everyone just recognises them as English words! Actually the other day I was just thinking of how you guys are ruining the word Lieutenant!

How the hell do you get "leftenant" from lieu!? And didn't France, like, own England at some point?

[obdigore]

Oldigore is simply too vulgar and old to appreciate the cosmetic beauty of u's ._.

Don't the elderly generally have a better appreciation of beauty? Yes?

Meanwhile you whippersnappers are talking about SWAG and U's all the time. Perverts.

[semaphore]

How the hell do you get "leftenant" from lieu!?

Because it's the correct pronunciation. Duh.

But... French spellings!

Pfft, just because Americans can't tell the difference between metre - a unit of measurement, and meter - a device for measurement.

[PizzaSHARK]

Don't the elderly generally have a better appreciation of beauty? Yes?

Meanwhile you whippersnappers are talking about SWAG and U's all the time. Perverts.

Something about refined senses.

Oh, and did you know sporespore over there just drinks vinegar straight from the bottle? Yup, vinegar. No wonder she's so weird, eh?

[semaphore]

Don't the elderly generally have a better appreciation of beauty? Yes?

Generally. Oldigore is an exception!

Meanwhile you whippersnappers are talking about SWAG and U's all the time. Perverts.

What's SWAG?

[PizzaSHARK]

Because it's the correct pronunciation. Duh.

So when you use "in lieu of," you're saying "in left of"?

Pfft, just because Americans can't tell the difference between metre - a unit of measurement, and meter - a device for measurement.

What's a "meh-tree"?