Chat thread v2.0

[obdigore]

It jumped the tracks.

How does one 'jump the tracks' with a train? I mean... I kind of always figured they drove themselves and the conductors were there to work with the speeds and to make sure the proper switches are in place.

[Rukentuts]

But it's on rails!

Ya, but compared to that type of momentum it could snap the rails like toothpicks if it took a switch or corner too fast.

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How does one 'jump the tracks' with a train? I mean... I kind of always figured they drove themselves and the conductors were there to work with the speeds and to make sure the proper switches are in place.

You can take a switch too fast and jump.

[PizzaSHARK]

How does one 'jump the tracks' with a train? I mean... I kind of always figured they drove themselves and the conductors were there to work with the speeds and to make sure the proper switches are in place.

The same way you jump a shark?

Ya, but compared to that type of momentum it could snap the rails like toothpicks if it took a switch or corner too fast.

Well that one just flew right over your head didn't it?

[Xanjori]

The BBC video says the train went about 25metres while off the tracks.

[obdigore]

You can take a switch too fast and jump.

Yes but after that it isn't like you can 'drive' the train to your local mcdonalds and go through the drive-through or anything :P

[Rukentuts]

Well that one just flew right over your head didn't it?

I don't distinguish jokes or sarcasm very well. I apologize.

[obdigore]

The same way you jump a shark?

With a bat in a dark alley? :P

[PizzaSHARK]

I don't distinguish jokes or sarcasm very well. I apologize.

Well now you're making me feel like an asshole for pokin fun at ya! :/

[Xanjori]

Well now you're making me feel like an asshole for pokin fun at ya! :/

You are an arsehole.

[semaphore]

How does one 'jump the tracks' with a train? I mean... I kind of always figured they drove themselves and the conductors were there to work with the speeds and to make sure the proper switches are in place.

They do basically drive themselves, but derailment doesn't happen because they drove in the wrong direction. There's various causes, in this case probably just going too fast, so that at a bend it basically flew off, instead of changing directions. It can happens if there's fault in the wheels or rail itself.

[Rukentuts]

Well now you're making me feel like an asshole for pokin fun at ya! :/

Don't worry about it! Usually girls love teasing my pants off.

[PizzaSHARK]

You are an arsehole.

I will bite you.

[Xanjori]

I will bite you.

Kinky, but sorry I don't swing that way.

[PizzaSHARK]

My heart is never calm, I hafz ze heartbeat of a rat!

Pff, you aren't a rat. You have the heartbeat of... a puppy?

How mean! Clearly she wishes death and infertility upon my bloodline...

She's just jealous.

[obdigore]

They do basically drive themselves, but derailment doesn't happen because they drove in the wrong direction. There's various causes, in this case probably just going too fast, so that at a bend it basically flew off, instead of changing directions. It can happens if there's fault in the wheels or rail itself.

So the hijacker wasn't intending to ram the specific domicile that got ... Trained?

[An-Tuirseach]

Awww. Cranky aren't you.

Nope, just sick of seeing one of only 3 or 4 threads I actively participate in anymore ruined by people who invaded and drove away those with whom I enjoy conversing.

I wonder if they're aware of the level of hypocrisy.

You guys could've just easily made your own thread without invading ours and pushing the rest of us out, or, better yet, if you're going to spam more than the pony thread people, made a damn steam group or IRC or something.

I didnt realise spamming pictures of anime and then saying Waifu!! and Husbando!!! qualified as conversation.

At least we were generally consistent with the topic of discussion.

[Rukentuts]

Kinky, but sorry I don't swing that way.

They say it all feels the same in the dark.

[Xanjori]

Nothing wrong with rats, theyre pretty cute and amazingly funny and clever. I'm tempted to try ferrets next though, but would easily get more rats.

[PizzaSHARK]

So the hijacker wasn't intending to ram the specific domicile that got ... Trained?

Choo choo, motherfucker.

[semaphore]

With a bat in a dark alley? :P

Nah, introducing an utterly unlikeable character and turning it into the producer's pet is much more effective.