1. #38821
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    I'm like 156 cm and weigh about 45 kg right now.
    I'm pretty sure my legs weigh more than you do.

  2. #38822
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.

    inb4 "just the right height for a blowjob!" joke.

  3. #38823
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.

    inb4 "just the right height for a blowjob!" joke.
    I don't see why there would be any problems with the height.

  4. #38824
    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.

    inb4 "just the right height for a blowjob!" joke.
    Best one I've seen is my GFs sister is 170 and dates a guy thats 148. I guess he get a good eyeful when talking to her though.

  5. #38825
    Poor Trixie :/

  6. #38826
    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I just find it funny when different european nations are like 'our cooking is the best' and where in the 'States we literally get the best of the best because we import everything from everywhere.

    Do you guys have any kind of Mexican or South American cooking up there?
    Swedish food has one purpose, to make us stronger, faster and better looking then the danes. ;P

    You can get food from every corner of the earth in my city at least, including american steak houses, despite the sometimes redicules immigrant bashing(the general hating of everyone with X ethnicity) this site sees whenever Sweden is mentioned there are a lot of immigrants that are and have been part of our sociaty for decades so you got all kinds of resturants and food available to you. I got a lot of culinary choices when it comes to resturants in my neighbourhood alone, Croatian, Greek, Japanese, Italian, Lebanese, Thai, Spanish tapas bar, British pub(with all the bad things that comes with it, I kid! I like their fish and chips!), French... that on top of my mind, there is probably more.
    Last edited by Jackmoves; 2013-01-16 at 11:51 AM.
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

  7. #38827
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Hm. I had a pepsi. DIdnt finish. Put it in my pocket for later.
    Noticed my seat is a bit wet...


    Wtf, brain...
    Ahhahahahhahahha.

    Sorry, I just fell over laughing.

    Silly EN!

  8. #38828
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Elyaan we can not be friends anymore.
    Also, I cant remember why that was... But I'm sure there was a reason!
    It's not my fault you pleasure yourself with a vibrating fork, Hannah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    A totem of miniatures!
    A totem of pure awesome!

    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.
    My fiancee is 6'1". :3

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  10. #38830
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Best one I've seen is my GFs sister is 170 and dates a guy thats 148. I guess he get a good eyeful when talking to her though.
    Is he a dwarf? ;P
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

  11. #38831
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    My fiancee is 6'1". :3
    It still sounds wierd, like the mismatch in height. Dunno, guess you just get used to it and then its not strange

    Also lol at Elys new sig.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackmoves View Post
    Is he a dwarf? ;P
    Apparently not technically, just really short.

  12. #38832
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    A totem of pure awesome!

    My fiancee is 6'1". :3
    So you short women do date other short people.

  13. #38833
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    My fiancee is 6'1". :3
    He must have bad posture.

    Unless you stand on a stool or something.

    I joke, I joke!


  14. #38834
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    Quote Originally Posted by obdigore View Post
    I'm pretty sure my legs weigh more than you do.
    How can you be so sure?!

  15. #38835
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    I've always wondered.. don't you short girls have difficulty with tall men and relationships?

    Or do you procreate with short men and keep your short genes isolated and stuff.

    inb4 "just the right height for a blowjob!" joke.
    Meh, you're all pretty much the same height lying down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elyaan View Post
    He must have bad posture.

    Unless you stand on a stool or something.

    I joke, I joke!

    Pfft I learnt how to high kick years ago. And as any feline knows no-one ever expects an ankle bite. ^_^

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  17. #38837
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    How can you be so sure?!
    Cos he weighs 200kgs!

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    good lord, what happened to this thread?

    ten pages of talk about short girls and not one loli joke? really? reeaally?

    *shakes head in disbelief*

  19. #38839
    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    Meh, you're all pretty much the same height lying down.
    I'd be more worried about positions other than missionary or cowgirl.

  20. #38840
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    good lord, what happened to this thread?

    ten pages of talk about short girls and not one loli joke? really? reeaally?

    *shakes head in disbelief*
    Loli is creepy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Pfft I learnt how to high kick years ago. And as any feline knows no-one ever expects an ankle bite. ^_^
    Short people.. always going for the ankles.

    Unless you have a foot fetish or something. I don't judge.

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