"Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
yeah its old, but it works
"Nice shoes wanna fuck?"
yeah its old, but it works
Don't ask just say: we should go out. (act like you don't really care if she comes or not)
I am going to X place later, if you care to join.
We should hag out some other time.
I am going to be at X, you should show up later.
STEP 1: like the girl
STEP 2: get her to like you (online chatting is the easiest, most convenient tool)
STEP 3: give subtle signs that u like her (making her wonder "when the hell is he gonna ask me out?!")
STEP 4: BOOM! 1st date (try to be a gentleman here....unless u don't care for a 2nd date)
then whatever.....the time span for this process varies ofc but it wont fail...unless ur after on of those sexists.....fackin vibrator named pete :/
Peace, the number 1 reason for War.
Fight on my minions
/petattack
youtube.com/watch?v=-J8haGjYkhc&feature=channel_video_title
OGfurios is the best.
Someone visits 4chan too much. IE: lack of IRL experience.
Case in point: Friends with a girl. Hanging out at her house playing Smash Bros. Messing around, poking her when I win etc.. End up wrestling/tickling her. Just stare at her and smile. Kiss. Sex. Fall for each other.
Last edited by dwarven; 2011-10-03 at 01:01 PM.
I was in bed with the last woman I asked out. Which seems a bit odd, but it worked.
Tell her you work for NASA and you'll be going on a special mission this friday, and you might not return.. Give her the chance to be the last thing you'll see in this life.
Get a wingman and make them say: "My friend's looking for someone to copulate with".
You're My Wife Now! He seems to be able to easily collect wifes 0o
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Well the way I've seen it done is
"Hey you're pretty and I'm hot. Wanna fuck?"
Next thing you know they're making out.
My friends a total asshole who humps and dumps monthly but then again it's with really dumb loose girls.
Call me old fashioned, but there's something wrong with this order
OT: I've never actually asked anyone out :-O so can't give an interesting example of something fun/unique I've done. Was amusing to read some of these responses.
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has got to be the best so far
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Actually no, this one wins.
Smoooooth!
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