If she is too young, that's what i am aiming for.
If you can square her age in your head, she's too young for you bro.
If she says like in almost every sentence she's too young for you bro.
If she doesn't know how to eat meat yet, she is too young for you bro.
If Dora is her Spanish teacher, she's too young for you bro
She's too young if you don't have to worry about contraception.
If she thinks Deep Purple is a shade of lipstick, she's too young for you bro.
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Bah someone already took mine.
If she wears a training bra she's too young for you bro.
If she thinks unicorns are real, she’s too young for you bro!
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If she orders a Shirley temple at the bar she’s too young for you bro lol
In the immortal words of the deplorable Telly: "I was like 'oh shit', yo -- this girl's a baby... and then I was all 'oh shit', y'know -- that turns me on, this girl... I wanna fuck this little baby girl, y'know."
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If she listens to Miley Cyrus, she's too young for you bro lol
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