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    If she is too young, that's what i am aiming for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trematode View Post
    If the only thing she blows is bubbles, shes too young for you bro lol
    Finally someone brings some wit into this thread! Well played!

  3. #23
    If you can square her age in your head, she's too young for you bro.

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    If she says like in almost every sentence she's too young for you bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    If she doesn't know who loves orange soda, she's too young for you bro.
    Best one in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kumduh View Post
    If you can square her age in your head, she's too young for you bro.
    This one sucks lol

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    If she doesn't know how to eat meat yet, she is too young for you bro.

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    If Dora is her Spanish teacher, she's too young for you bro

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    She's too young if you don't have to worry about contraception.

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    If she thinks Deep Purple is a shade of lipstick, she's too young for you bro.
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    Bah someone already took mine.

    If she wears a training bra she's too young for you bro.

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    If she thinks unicorns are real, she’s too young for you bro!

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    If she orders a Shirley temple at the bar she’s too young for you bro lol

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    In the immortal words of the deplorable Telly: "I was like 'oh shit', yo -- this girl's a baby... and then I was all 'oh shit', y'know -- that turns me on, this girl... I wanna fuck this little baby girl, y'know."
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    This video just belongs in this thread.


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    If she listens to Miley Cyrus, she's too young for you bro lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    In the immortal words of the deplorable Telly: "I was like 'oh shit', yo -- this girl's a baby... and then I was all 'oh shit', y'know -- that turns me on, this girl... I wanna fuck this little baby girl, y'know."
    classic movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheffield View Post
    classic movie
    which movie is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    If she thinks Deep Purple is a shade of lipstick, she's too young for you bro.
    If this ever happened I would probably start having spasms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schweinsteiger View Post
    which movie is that?
    Kids http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obelodalix View Post
    If this ever happened I would probably start having spasms.
    haha!

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    "She's too young for you"

    Jokes, GO. Let's make this a "you laugh, you lose" thread. Post w/ quote to what you lost to!

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