If people criticized the Bible as much as they criticize WOW we'd all be atheists.
haha it's okay once awhile...but if you say that in replacement for actual laughter (like someone i once tried dating before finding that out)...that's when it gets annoying.
amen, brotha....but i ALWAYS get dragged to a damn club-bar listed above by the girls i'm friends with...and i don't come, i get hassled for the next week...it's a lose-lose situation.
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People who can't read a situation. I usually stay after school for half n hour or so before coming home. My last period class is in a perfect spot for relaxing and feeling the warmth of the sun, so I'll lean back against the window and just sleep or zone out and enjoy the peace and quiet. Too many times, someone walks into the room and starts talking to me when I'm clearly trying to have some alone time. Saying "Hi!" is fine and all, but I don't care how awesome your new pair of shoes look when matched with your new socks. Seriously.
Also people who talk because they like the way their voice sounds. I sit with a kid in English class who wont shut up. Maybe it's because we sit with one of the only pretty girls at our school, but seriously, she has a BF. Every 5 minutes he has to make some stupid comment ending with "braaaaaaaaaaaaaah" or "shiiiiiiiiiiit man." You want to say something? Make sure it's relevant/interesting/intellectual/worth listening too.
I also get annoyed at uptight people. If the situation calls for it, I can be serious. The other 90% of the time, I'm relaxed and laid-back. Those people just kinda clash with who I am I guess.
Walk in front of you even though its clear as day you are going in that particular direction, and not only do they walk in front of you , they walk so damn near you have to stop to let them pass.
These mofos blind or something?
Women who bring their new born children to lectures at the university...
The sound or feel of people's nails scraping on paper. It sends shivers down me
Oh and when walking, people that walk over take you then slow down or stop right in front of you... BAM! idiots -.-
Aside from hipsters(previously mentioned), I'd say the thing that truly bothers me is getting partnered with somebody in a class whose contribution is a glorified, "I dunno lol".
Oh a LOT of things.
Back chatting.
General bitchiness.
Girls who paste on make-up like they somehow think It'll make them more attractive.
Sadly, my fiance does this... when we're SLEEPING. She pops her jaw. Eurgh.
Snorting.
Rudeness in public.
etcetcetcetc
Wiggers...
White ppl trying to be Black....
My personal pet peeves are people who posture up online like they're some sort of tough guy. I also really hate people who quote other people repetitively on forums and reply to each quote individually as if they can actually add something meaningful that others are interested in reading.
You should move to Malawi.
I stab their hand with a fork. I've done it before and will do it again. I don't care who you are, keep your filthy fucking hands off my food.
This is a cultural thing. New Yorkers are particularly terrible for it. Indians can be as well. I find putting my hand in front of their face and then stepping backwards and leaving my hand there works to keep them at arm's length. And yes, I have done this.
I don't give a shit if you choose to inhale toxic fumes that WILL kill you and give you cancer and horrible smelling breath and a foul body odour, I really don't. Just don't fucking do it around me. I especially loathe people who do it on the train. I have ripped cigarettes out of people's mouths on trains and slapped them over the back of the head and told them off like they're pre-schoolers several times. Even the 'tough' punks, tend to back off in a, 'Holy fuck this dude is fucking crazy' way when you confront them like this.
You should probably stop posting then.
Are you screwing them? If not, physically pull them the fuck off your bed and tell them that if they're not bending over and accepting your input, that they should stay the fuck off your bed. Seriously, get some balls.
This is exactly the same thing as what PC people do against Mac people. It's sad that in the last twenty years that I've heard the same arguments spouted from the same ignorant mouths so many times that I can tell what these people are going to say before they say it. What's even worse is that a lot of these people consider themselves knowledgeable computer nerds and some are even working in IT and yet they don't know fucking jack or shit about what they're talking about.
Yah, this is a pet peeve of mine. I'm not even gay and yet it annoys the shit out of me. It's like, bloody-hell, people can play with whatever private parts they want to, what's the big deal? Get the hell over it.
I can, have, and will do in the future, tear phones out of people's hands and thrown them at the exit doors. I then tell the person that if they want to keep talking, they can get up, get their phone, and fuck off out of the cinema, but if they keep talking during the movie I'm going to beat the living shit out of them.
Dunno about the laws where you are, but having worked in Loss Prevention in my country I can tell you right now that those signs are complete bullshit. It absolutely does not matter what sign you put up, you cannot circumvent or create your own laws or even rules on your property. People's rights do not change just because they went over an imaginary line into your business. Where I am, a person could walk straight out of the shopping centre with a bag full of groceries and have OBVIOUSLY stolen them, and it's completely against the law to stop them unless you personally have witnessed them placing it in their bag from the shelf and that you haven't once lost sight of the person from the time they did so, until the time they walked past the point of sale. Only THEN do you have the legal right to stop them and even then, you CANNOT search their bag for it.
Here, only the police have the power to search a person's belongings and even they can't arrest someone without 'finds committing'.
I do this all the time in guild chat. I do it because nobody has said anything for a long time and I like to spur conversation and get people involved in the guild socially. If you want to sit by yourself in a corner, that's fine, but get the fuck out of my guild.
My ultimate pet peeve has always happened between me and a woman. She needs help picking something, so she asks me whether to pick option A or option B. EVERY TIME, I pick one and they say "Uhmm, I'll go with this one." They pick the opposite. I would choke them, but I can't play WoW in prison.
People who chew loudly. UGH!