What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

[Gestopft]

I wake up when my two-year old does, and listen to her sing and/or chatter for a couple minutes because a) she might go back to sleep, and b) it's really, really cute.

Then pee, weigh myself, get my daughter out of bed, get a glass of juice, check news, change her diaper, take the dog on a walk.

[Daedius]

Fiddle with the OP before he wakes up.

[Player Twelve]

Go to the toilet.

[callipygoustp]

During the week: turn off my phone's alarm, check the news, check for work messages(part of my team is in Argentina), hit the bathroom for various morning rituals, and then head to work.
During the weekend: read a book for awhile then do the standard morning bathroom rituals.

[Eazy]

OT: check my phone

I actually wake up before I open my eyes. Like, long time before I open my eyes for the first time.

lol'd

Well, I guess suicide is one way to start the day.

lol'd

Your dentist is doing something right; making you happy so you come back to him/her.

seriously lol'd

[Cerilis]

Stretch.

'tis all.

[Low Hanging Fruit]

5am. Walk to the coffee deal and get a lot brewing. Take a piss/shit/shower/brush teeth/shave. Then go to a cup of coffee and cook up some breakfast. Usually a couple eggs and toast. For about an hour watch TV/shit post on the internet then off to work.

All days but minus the work part on Sat/Sun.

[IIamaKing]

Drag my ass to the shower so I can wake up proper.

[PhantasmagoriaX]

7am, put on pants cause its cold out then make breakfast (oatmeal and peanut butter),shower,put on makeup,get dressed and then im out the door by 8am.

[zEmini]

Usually give my dachshund a squeeze if he isn't up at that piont, then I piss or shower. I try to drink a glass of water if possible before going into the shower.

[endersblade]

first thing I do is hold a congressional meeting in my personal capital hill.

giggity giggity

My morning ritual consists of turning off the alarm on my phone after exactly 4 rings, getting dressed, putting on deodorant, making sure I have everything, putting on my shoes, and heading out the door. Takes me 10 minutes.

[Captain N]

Depends on where I'm at....

If I'm taking a nap at work -- the first thing I do is check to see if its time to go home.

If I'm at home on a work day -- I'm usually woken up by the dogs who need to be let out.

If I'm home on a non-work day -- I cook breakfast with the wife.

[GennGreymane]

WIsh I didnt

[Sastank]

Open eyes. Check time on phone or tablet. Decide if I'm getting out of bed. If yes, get up and go to the bathroom. Turn on computer. Play Overwatch.

[Blackspiral]

Attempt to get out of bed.
Fail.
Sleep More.

Or, rush to the bathroom because I have to go so bad my face is blue.

[Shinrael]

FOOD ! ! !


6 am - 8 am every day

[Nasuuna]

hit snooze 3 times

roll over and pet my cat

[Molis]

Pee...work email...shower

[Rudkobing]

I open my eyes.

[Deleted]

3:50 A.M - Alarm goes off.
3:52 A.M - Take dogs out to do their business.
4:00 A.M - Take shower
4:10 A.M - Out of shower.
4:15 A.M - Brush teeth, apply deodorant, mouthwash.
4:20 A.M - Getting dressed
4:25 A.M - Grab lunch from fridge.
4:30 A.M - Starting my car and on my work.

Do you take them out in your underwear or are you a nudist?

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Week 1: wake up at 04:45am, coffee-bathroomstuff-coffee-brushteeth and get on my bike of to work at 05:15pm.
Week 2: wake up at 11:45am, coffee-feed cats-bathroomstuff-coffee-brushteeth and get on my bike of to work at 01:00pm.