FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
That's not actually why. The spread-leg thing. Decency, yes; but the real reason is that the only thing a proper lady has between her legs is her husband. Not a horse. The same argument was made for riding a bicycle when they were first invented. Only men and whores ride bicycles, don't you know.
(No word on whether riding a bicycle turns a man into a whore, because that's what the argument would suggest.)
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Cheerful lack of self-preservation
Every robbed mofo should, robes don't stretch like that!
...or lift up the robes - my Goblin Goods will be exposed but my deals will still be the best.