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    Is Anduin a virgin?

    He certainly seems like one, mellow and soft spoken, a good fellow, but he ain't making any moves on the ladies at all. Why can't he and Yrel get together?

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    Oh this thread is going places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    He certainly seems like one, mellow and soft spoken, a good fellow, but he ain't making any moves on the ladies at all. Why can't he and Yrel get together?
    So people who are mellow and softly spoken are virgins? Usually people are virgins because they haven't had sex, not because they are reserved and quiet.

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    Or how about that Gilnean lass, Genn's daughter i think it was. Or maybe even Calia? Or Jaina if Anduin likes milfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    He certainly seems like one, mellow and soft spoken, a good fellow, but he ain't making any moves on the ladies at all. Why can't he and Yrel get together?
    Did they even meet in-game?

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    probably. will end up with Tess Greymane tho. but most importantly, why would anyone give a shit if he's a virgin or not?

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    Why getting to know who Anduin bangs or not bang is suddenly important? More importantly, why Yrel for fuck's sake?
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    Dude, he's the King of SW. Ladies would have been jumping on him in the evening meals when they're all having feasts.

    100g says he's had a cheeky bang behind the throne a few times.
    Me not that kind of Orc!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zulkhan View Post
    Why getting to know who Anduin bangs or not bang is suddenly important? More importantly, why Yrel for fuck's sake?
    Why not Yrel? She's a fine lass, and she hasn't received any lore development since WOD. It'd really benefit the diplomatic relations between the draenei and the alliance.

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    I had no idea people were so interested in Warcraft's romance plot lines.
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    Like, Yrel is the best of the best, she has everything, she's tall, she swings a giant hammer which means she is swole as fuck, she has a 1 meter long excalibur, she's a champion of the light. What's not to love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraddark View Post
    I had no idea people were so interested in Warcraft's romance plot lines.
    we arent. im expecting a "was illidan a virgin all his life" thread now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    Why not Yrel? She's a fine lass, and she hasn't received any lore development since WOD. It'd really benefit the diplomatic relations between the draenei and the alliance.
    What about banging

    I don't know

    a human?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    Or how about that Gilnean lass, Genn's daughter i think it was. Or maybe even Calia? Or Jaina if Anduin likes milfs.
    And when did Jaina become a mother?
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    But why?

    Why do you even... ?

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    I doubt it, Wrathion gave him the dragon D by now most likely.

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    I read enough japanese adult entertainment to know that boys like him attract middle aged women like blood attracks sharks. So chances are he was already scored by some christmas cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Algy View Post
    I doubt it, Wrathion gave him the dragon D by now most likely.
    Oh i forgot the one with Wrathion, but it was rather short lasting, so eh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnish Nerd View Post
    Like, Yrel is the best of the best, she has everything, she's tall, she swings a giant hammer which means she is swole as fuck, she has a 1 meter long excalibur, she's a champion of the light. What's not to love?
    Hooves. If you're into a girl keeping her boots on in bed sure, but she physically can't...

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