Cheap Cocktails (2-3 Ingredients Tops) That'll Make You Drunk, Not Gag

[Independent voter]

Cheap ass vodka and Sunny Delight.

[PACOX]

Cheap ass vodka and Sunny Delight.

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Bro thats cheating. Like mixing with Gatorade or Pedialyte

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It's St. Patrick's Day, and I'm in the mood to get plastered. Trouble is, I have enough cash for exactly one bottle of cheap booze ($10 or less) and 1 or 2 juices/sodas to water it down enough so I don't gag. I can't drink booze straight - if I try, I will immediately puke it up. I have to trick my gullet into accepting it, and that means watering it down with something sweet and/or fruity.

I need some new ideas; yes, there is Google and plenty of sites that have cocktail recipes, but the problem is, I can't tell by reading a recipe if it'll mask the bite of the booze enough to go down smooth enough for me. I'd like some personal recommendations. Does anyone have some ideas for decent, affordable cocktails that will absolutely have me good and hammered and drunk-smack-talking trade chat by 1am, but not kneeling over a toilet bowl and puking?

Doesnt sound like the healthiest endevour but...


Bottom shelf vodka + pineapple juice, mix it 20% vodka to 80% pineapple, you wont taste even a hint of booze :P Just make sure its grain and not potato vodka. Ofc that also requires you to like the taste of pineapple But nothing masks alocohol quite like it.

Source: Pointless diploma in coctail bartending :P One of the first tricks we learnt were what masks what in terms of taste :P

[d00mGuArD]

Cuba libre

https://www.jamieoliver.com/drinks-t...pe/cuba-libre/

[Micronetic]

Cheapest drunk is vodka and oj/cranberry juice. Cheap vodka you can make tolerable by using coffee filters and pouring slowly through them. It won't taste great, but better than before.

First time I hear this, can you explain me the thing with the coffee filter?

[Haibara]

Blue Curaçao + Sprite, tastes like a piece of heaven, usually you'd mix in tequila/vodka but you can skip that bit

[shadowmouse]

For cheap? Vodka, coffee, chocolate milk. Sweeten to taste if necessary, but I suggest using natural sweeteners -- some kind of sugar or honey -- and not something like Aspartame. Since you aren't going for subtlety, go with a stronger vodka, or if rum is cheap in your area consider rum instead. Depending on what you have on hand, you can fancy it up with chocolate syrup, coconut milk, even a slice of ginger.

[AlphaOut]

Getting all 3 with less then 10 bucks isn't too easy. Even super cheap bottle of gin is going to eat up almost half if not more. Now you could go with some shitty Tang type of OJ and maybe spend a buck or two, so that leaves you trying to find vermouth for under 3 bucks, good luck. They also said they needed it to taste good because booze makes them vomit, which runs counter to cheap OJ and gin. Of course with 10 bucks cheap is the only option.

oh, I thought you meant for just a glass haha. Yeah full bottle of good gin is like $40, with vermouth running $12-15.

[Masark]

Once again: Very few (meds) actually clash with alcohol.

The ones that do (e.g. acetaminophen) are exceedingly common though.

[exochaft]

I'd say a mojito, but that's a few extra ingredients despite white rum being the only expensive ingredient (and OTC mint syrup usually tastes awful, make my own with fresh mint). Someone did mention Fireball whiskey and apple juice, that's pretty decent for a budget drink... they even sell this mixture at Disney World!

[ovm33]

1x Bottle of Cheap Vodka 1 liter - $8.99
1x Pack of Green (Lime) kool-aid - $.25
1x gas station hot dog - $.75 (Grab a bunch of sugar packets while there for the kool-aid)

That's about the best you're going to do with ten bucks.

[Antiganon]

Grain alchohol
Kool-aid mix
Water
1:4 grain:water, add kool-aid until supersaturated (can't dissolve any more powder).

Scales up very nicely, in my college days one of my neighbors stole a Gatorade dispenser from one of the events, and mixed an entire vat of it. Had half the campus drunk.

[shadowmouse]

@jimboa24 Inquiring minds must know! What did you try and how did it work?

[Kathandira]

Jack (or Capt, Johnny, Jameson, Kraken - any Whiskey/rum) + Coke. Rinse and Repeat.

I second this. My poison is Rum and Coke.

[Independent voter]

Grain alchohol
Kool-aid mix
Water
1:4 grain:water, add kool-aid until supersaturated (can't dissolve any more powder).

Scales up very nicely, in my college days one of my neighbors stole a Gatorade dispenser from one of the events, and mixed an entire vat of it. Had half the campus drunk.

Don't you have to worry about poisoning with industrial grain alcohol?

[Rustedsaint]

Purple Jesus ,grape juice and vodka!
Of course if you wanna get smashed without drinking you could always go the whole alcohol Enema route with some weak spirits

[Antiganon]

Don't you have to worry about poisoning with industrial grain alcohol?

If you mean alchohol poisoning, yes, which is why you dilute 1:4 with water.

If you mean poisoning like "It will make you blind", no, that is not the type of grain alchohol I am talking about - I am talking about grain alchohol for human consumption, sold in a liquor store.

[Masark]

Don't you have to worry about poisoning with industrial grain alcohol?

I don't see them saying anything about industrial. Stuff like Everclear, etc. is termed "neutral grain alcohol".

[Antiganon]

I don't see them saying anything about industrial. Stuff like Everclear, etc. is termed "neutral grain alcohol".

This.

The drink is commonly known as jungle juice, at least in the local parlance here.

[jimboa24]

@jimboa24 Inquiring minds must know! What did you try and how did it work?

I ended up getting some bottom shelf vodka and mixing it with orange soda and pineapple juice. It went down pretty good; I got a nice drunk off it and no hangover or puking.