If you woke up married to a NPC from the other faction

[AcidicSyn]

So it's an NPC. But is it a named NPC? Do we get to pick? Would the sex of the NPC match our own sexual preference? Or is it just a random rando from the pool of random? My reaction might change depending on who I wake up married to:

IE: If I wake up and see Anduin Wrynn, I'd immediately kill him and bring his corpse to the warchief. If I woke up and saw Tess Greymane I'd just shrug, accept it, and go back to sleep. If they aren't named and are just some NPC of that faction; it would depend on the race, but since I'm Horde, my chances are pretty good that I won't hate it too much.

Poor alliance though, you could possibly wake up next to a troll (who get turned on by BO soo...yeah) or next to someone literally missing their face.

[Low Hanging Fruit]

I would make strange junctures because for some reason we cannot communicate at all unless we fire up discord or use battle.net.

[Deleted]

"No horseshoe in the house!"

If it was Fareeya, that is

[Unholyground]

I would say a Shivarra because 4 arms are better than 2 and they seem into some freaky shit and they are faction neutral so it works.

[Lodreh]

I suppose my Illidari wife and I would continue to fight evil regardless of the ongoing faction conflict. (Same answer for either side.)

EDIT: First thing I'd say... "Good morning."

[Cosmic Janitor]

If I woke up and saw Tess Greymane I'd just shrug, accept it, and go back to sleep.

Quite ballsy, considering her occupation..

[Cloudmc2]

I have a feeling OP spends a lot of time and a certain inn in Goldshire.



If it was Yrel, I would assume I would be purged soon as I am a DK.

[AcidicSyn]

Quite ballsy, considering her occupation..

I figure if I am waking up next to Tess and discovering we're married; it's probably safe to give her a squeeze and roll over back to sleep. If the wolfs daughter wanted me dead I would be at this point, may as well get rested up.

[Rhlor]

in BTS there is a marriage Goblin X Gnome

[kraid]

Liadrian for sure, she got blessing of protection.

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I would say a Shivarra because 4 arms are better than 2 and they seem into some freaky shit and they are faction neutral so it works.

kick ass foursome with all those arms lol

[Psykho]

Well my reaction sort of depends on 2 factors which of my 2 mains am I and what species is said spouse
If I'm my Worgen Hunter
Orc; I'd pray they don't break my willy
Troll; Definitely pray she's not cannibalistic
Tauren; stop drinking
Undead; Set the bomb
Blood Elf; consummate
Goblin; I have no idea what to do
But if I'm my Blood Elf DH
Human; depends on their personality
Dwarf; stop drinking
Gnome; definitely stop drinking
Night elf; consummate
Draenei; admire dat bootah
Worgen; question my life choices

[drswole]

And assuming that NPC was now your only spouse, what would be the first thing you say?

what kind of weeb ass question is this

[The Stormbringer]

"I serve, for dat ass!" -Me to Lady Liadrin

[onesBronson]

"I'm ok with this." (So long as its a specific npc of my choosing.)

[yetgdhfgh]

Please dont be a Dwarf, Please dont be a Dwarf!!!

I can easily have sex with a Dreanai, Human, Nelf, Velf, Gnome i would even screw a panda and Worgen (in human form) but a gruff Dwarf where she had to shave her beard! No thanks!! I have done that too many times in real life!!!

[jackofwind]

What's under that tail?

[3DTyrant]

For me it'd be Sylvanas cause i play alliance... I'd be like I'm all yours.
I would do and say the same as horde i'd choose Jaina.

I don't wanna think about the horrid stench that she'd produce...

[judgementofantonidas]

And assuming that NPC was now your only spouse, what would be the first thing you say?

open wide baby

[Saroc]

Well... shit.

[Martymark]

I married a gnome? Do I become a pedophile when I'm drunk? :O