Next Expansion's Box Cover

[Kyphael]

Generic female night elf and male dwarf were on the cover of WoW.
Generic blood elf and draenei on the cover of The Burning Crusade.

Wrath of the Lich King marked Blizzard the trend of expansions having a specific narrative throughout, almost like a soap opera that unfolds with every patch whereas prior to that, patches were more or less episodic and less emphasis on story and adventurers more or less role-playing in the multi man online game as it was originally intended.

Arthas the Lich King was on the box cover of Wrath of the Lich King.
Deathwing on Cataclysm.
Chen on Mists.
Grom on Warlords.
Illidan on Legion.

Lastly, generic orc and human on BfA (I guess we're back to episodic patches between the war story, Azshara and N'zoth?)

My question is, if you could design the next box cover, who would be on it?

Whatever the theme may be (Death, Void Lords, Faction War continued, etc.) try to keep in mind, the box cover should be revealing to what you prefer; the expansion focusing on one narrative across all patches or patches serving episodic stories with a very loose connection or theme (Azerite links the war, N'zoth, Azshara, etc.)

[matrix123mko]

Generic Ethereal on cover of K'aresh expansion.

[Projectmars]

Generic Green Armored Halfling on an Armored Corgi

[Swalload]

Generic female night elf and male dwarf were on the cover of WoW.
Generic blood elf and draenei on the cover of The Burning Crusade.

Wrath of the Lich King marked Blizzard the trend of expansions having a specific narrative throughout, almost like a soap opera that unfolds with every patch whereas prior to that, patches were more or less episodic and less emphasis on story and adventurers more or less role-playing in the multi man online game as it was originally intended.

Arthas the Lich King was on the box cover of Wrath of the Lich King.
Deathwing on Cataclysm.
Chen on Mists.
Grom on Warlords.
Illidan on Legion.

Lastly, generic orc and human on BfA (I guess we're back to episodic patches between the war story, Azshara and N'zoth?)

My question is, if you could design the next box cover, who would be on it?

Whatever the theme may be (Death, Void Lords, Faction War continued, etc.) try to keep in mind, the box cover should be revealing to what you prefer; the expansion focusing on one narrative across all patches or patches serving episodic stories with a very loose connection or theme (Azerite links the war, N'zoth, Azshara, etc.)

Probably some Void Elf tits even if the xpack is not about void lord. At this point they'll need all the sex appeal and edgyness they can get to sell copies of this circus.

[valky94]

Generic woman character

[Kyphael]

Generic Green Armored Halfling on an Armored Corgi

So a Goblin in a tier of your preference straddling a Corgi in wolf armor?

[Varodoc]

Alleria Windrunner in her mysterious Void form, looking ominously to a mysterious barren wasteland devoured by the Void. Alleria Windrunner is the first mortal in the history of the cosmos to successfully defy the shadows' whispers, and since the next expansion will clearly be about the Void Lords, it would be a crime if Alleria weren't the poster child of that expansion.

[Kyphael]

Generic Ethereal on cover of K'aresh expansion.

This is the best so far, by the way.

[Arrashi]

You know that picture of that captured dude and crowd of feminists yelling at him ?

It will be same scene but its mudmug with multiple strong female characters yelling at him.

That, or just photo of christie golden with her soul piercing stare. "So i heard you guys don't like anduin ? Let me change your mind !".

Or if we need something serious....gotta be anduin or jaina, right ? There is no other option.

[chrisisvacant]

Sylvanas wearing the tusks of mannoroth

[Kyphael]

I think they meant the armor was green, not the halfling.

Ah, so a gnome in green armor straddling a corgi in wolf armor, got it.

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You know that picture of that captured dude and crowd of feminists yelling at him ?

It will be same scene but its mudmug with multiple strong female characters yelling at him.

So Mudmug being yelled at by Princess Talanji, Mayla High Mountain and the leader of the Nightborne whose name I can't remember.

[Sesto]

Lich King but he's orange

[Projectmars]

So a Goblin in a tier of your preference straddling a Corgi in wolf armor?

nah, the joke is that describes that fan-made Corgi's Unleashed box art.

[Vezri]

Kel'Thuzad

[The Stormbringer]

Generic Green Armored Halfling on an Armored Corgi

Here, I whipped something up for you. No thanks necessary.



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Sylvanas wearing the tusks of mannoroth

Sylvanas wearing the Tusks of Mannoroth, wielding the Warglaives of Azzinoth, with the Helm of Domination on her head.

[luciano]

Since we're going to go back to Icecrown to fight Bolvar the LK 2.0, and since we have befriended Bolvar's daughter Taelia, I suggest we put the two of them on the cover. His vs her. Old vs new. Etc etc etc

[Grythletubs]

You know that picture of that captured dude and crowd of feminists yelling at him ?

It will be same scene but its mudmug with multiple strong female characters yelling at him.

That, or just photo of christie golden with her soul piercing stare. "So i heard you guys don't like anduin ? Let me change your mind !".

Or if we need something serious....gotta be anduin or jaina, right ? There is no other option.

Why are you so keen on behaving like a beacon of insecurity.

This is so cringy my back just broke

[Syegfryed]

maybe Anduin or a female character

[Arrashi]

Why are you so keen on behaving like a beacon of insecurity.

This is so cringy my back just broke

Im not sure whats insecure about that post, but sure whatever.

[Techno-Druid]

Generic Green Armored Halfling on an Armored Corgi

I would play the hell out of a halfling race.