"Sorry you don't want to play this game today. You should have played it a long time ago when it was fun."
Awesome business plan. You should apply for a job at Blizzard.
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"If you played our game back when it was fun, you would have had a lot of fun. We don't want any new customers to start playing this game and have any fun because they should have had their fun years ago. They missed their chance."