Expansion leak

[Rolow]

First thing I've read to start the day. Made me chuckle and smile at it's idiocy. I feel like I can take on the world today. Thanks OP.

[FelPlague]

nothing to comment but lol this other guys thread holy f its funny

[chrisnorris]

The Bolvar hears his daughter wants to visit then bails. leaves the helm of domination to his faithful ghoul who now sits atop ice crown. the whole reason the Bolvar took the helm of domination is to avoid paying any for of child support. those bastards in storm wind told his side hoe he is still alive. he will show them the real wrath of the bolvar.

[Snorri]

3 pages? Just close the thread already.

[arkanon]

P.S NO TINKERS

I can confirm this as absolute fact. My cousin drives Uber for someone who cleans the loos at blizzard, and they confirmed this information was all given to them as well.

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3 pages? Just close the thread already.

You know why its 3 pages? people like you keep commenting for no reason, and contribute nothing.

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nothing to comment but lol this other guys thread holy f its funny

You know its all true, deep down you know it.

[RampageBW1]

Is "My Uncle that works for Blizzard" the new "My Dad works for Nintendo" meme?

[masterjc]

I hope we get northrend expansion with lots of Nerubians both undead and alive

why not? :-)

[ercarp]

I have to admit, I kind of want an entire expansion where we're looking for The Bolvar, but like, just miss him every time. And he's just on vacation or something. And wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

And at the end we discover that The Bolvar was actually the friends we made along the way.

[gutnbrg]

why are threads like this kept open for more than 5 mins?

[Scottyjscizzle]

At least put some effort into it

More effort then half the "leaks" most are the same drivel.

OMG we are totally going to the shadowlands, where the dragon aspects turn us into sethrak demon hunters who unlock tinker/ DARK rAnger at level 200!

[Gaidax]

Shiet he got everything right except the name it's: The Burning Bolvar

[Averrix]

Enough with this. Didn't you learn anything from 8.3 that you know nothing John Snow? Blizzard knows what their expansion will be, leaks do not.

[arkanon]

Shiet he got everything right except the name it's: The Burning Bolvar

WoW: Wrath of the cataclysmic legion of burning warlord pandas

[Clbull]

The last time I saw a leak this effortless, it involved laxatives.

[Justpassing]

Shiet he got everything right except the name it's: The FLAMING Bolvar

Fixed it for you. The first gay expansion of WoW!

[Gaidax]

Fixed it for you. The first gay expansion of WoW!

Things are about to heat up.

[Dolus]

It's a leak. It must be true.

[Frolk]

Hello there
I got mail which i cannot show you because my uncle who is working in blizzard send it to me yesterday i was in shock...
Im not selfish so i wanna to share it with you guys.
Lets started!
Expansion name:Wrath of the Bolvar
During events in 8.3 Bolvar cannot handle throne any longer he needs to escape
But where he is?!
Yeah thats right Tel abim island is where we gonna start its small but we wont stay there for long because we will go somewhere else to find where bolvar is and what he is doing.
We gonna have new continent named Rajia its broken isles size and have indie theme.
Dk gonna have reworked started area and they will start with 118 lvl
Every race got DK
There is no hearth of azeroth anymore we got something better without mindless grinding and its not an item but its in talent tab and its named "masteries" its something like old talents trees and by doing stuffs we gonna get points.
New arena
New pvp gear system No more Rng we will buy stuff again!
New bg Clash its something like ARAM in lol
New skills for every class
Modified talent trees
New profession:Bard you will be able to craft instruments to make special songs you will combine melody, lyrics etc to create a whole songs which will gave buffs for party depending on what you combined with difrenet melody adds different stats
New Npc who gonna upgrade our gear by ilvls for new currency
Thats all i got but there is something more
Edit:
9.1 Forgotten Outland is the name of 1 update and we will go to outland for something i dont know what might be that
Kaelthas is back with his Merely a setback! he have more powers than before
there will be new raid and at least 3 fights with him and the last form is in space and there are stars and flying dragons and something more...
P.S NO TINKERS

Trash like this is why we cant have nice things.

Id love if MMO-C mods would just automatically permaban ppl who post this drivel.

[hulkgor]

Hello there
I got mail which i cannot show you because my uncle who is working in blizzard send it to me yesterday i was in shock...
Im not selfish so i wanna to share it with you guys.
Lets started!
Expansion name:Wrath of the Bolvar
During events in 8.3 Bolvar cannot handle throne any longer he needs to escape
But where he is?!
Yeah thats right Tel abim island is where we gonna start its small but we wont stay there for long because we will go somewhere else to find where bolvar is and what he is doing.
We gonna have new continent named Rajia its broken isles size and have indie theme.
Dk gonna have reworked started area and they will start with 118 lvl
Every race got DK
There is no hearth of azeroth anymore we got something better without mindless grinding and its not an item but its in talent tab and its named "masteries" its something like old talents trees and by doing stuffs we gonna get points.
New arena
New pvp gear system No more Rng we will buy stuff again!
New bg Clash its something like ARAM in lol
New skills for every class
Modified talent trees
New profession:Bard you will be able to craft instruments to make special songs you will combine melody, lyrics etc to create a whole songs which will gave buffs for party depending on what you combined with difrenet melody adds different stats
New Npc who gonna upgrade our gear by ilvls for new currency
Thats all i got but there is something more
Edit:
9.1 Forgotten Outland is the name of 1 update and we will go to outland for something i dont know what might be that
Kaelthas is back with his Merely a setback! he have more powers than before
there will be new raid and at least 3 fights with him and the last form is in space and there are stars and flying dragons and something more...
P.S NO TINKERS

seriously, at least put some effort into it. this is just a sad attempt.

[Qnubi]

To be fair, if I was to leak the real deal I'd make it sound extremely bad and stupid. There is nothing to gain for you if you leak it in super believable fashion. Might as well make it dumb and then laugh at people when they realize this was true.

Sure the name is artificially impossible to be true. But the rest, doesn't sound too bad.