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    The Lightbringer Proskill's Avatar
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    present idea for ex

    I need some cheap and memorable ideas for a gift for my ex gf
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    I am Murloc! KOUNTERPARTS's Avatar
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    Without context as to why you are asking for a gift suggestion for your supposed "ex" I can only assume this is a troll thread and all of your responses will be meme'd and non-serious answers. And I think that is your intention.


    But I'll bite anyway. Cheap and memorable? A revenge sex tape with your current significant other sent to your ex. Cheap to make; certainly memorable.

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    A new boyfriend
    "This is no swaggering askari, no Idi Amin Dada, heavyweight boxing champion of the King's African Rifles, nor some wide shouldered, medal-strewn Nigerian general. This is an altogether more dangerous dictator - an intellectual, a spitefull African Robespierre who has outlasted them all." - The Fear: Robert Mugabe and the martyrdom of Zimbabwe, Peter Godwin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumbasta View Post
    A new boyfriend
    Upgraded version, obviously.

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    Perfect for any ex still sending you messages.

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    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
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    Why are you giving a gift to your ex-gf?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by some guy View Post
    Seconded.
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    Nothing.

    Stop stalking her

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    Quote Originally Posted by some guy View Post
    ...this is amazing. I kind of want to send the bag of gummy dicks to a couple of friends just as a prank gift.

    edit: and yeah...OP, why are you still looking to buy presents for an ex? Split up but on good terms and still friends? Otherwise, I'd say it's time to move on and leave her alone, and you shouldn't be buying her anything for Christmas.
    Last edited by avitush; 2019-12-06 at 03:09 PM.

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    Do not talk to ex.
    Ever.
    Move on already.
    and the geek shall inherit the earth

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    Space.

    Considering the vibe you give off, the best thing you can give your ex is space.

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    Why would you want to get her a present? If you're still friends, then don't call her your ex, and you should know what your friend wants better than us.

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    tell her you're pregnant.
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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    Unless your really good friends it time to move on buddy there is tons of other girls out there.

    Of all the girls i have been with only one is still a good friend and also my neighbor atm not good when my current one is very very jealous, they go along pretty fine though.
    Do you hear the voices too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the game View Post
    tell her you're pregnant.
    I like that...

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    Since I ain't gonna make assumptions about your situation with your ex, I'd say that you're the most qualified to make this decision.

    If you're on friendly terms, jewelry (not expensive stuff, just pretty) tends to be a safe bet.
    If you're not on friendly terms, why give a present...? I've been surprised before by the fevered animosity some exes can grow over time, and that particular individual giving me presents would cause me concern.

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    Give her nothing. Or the D. Your choice.

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    Here's a suggestion, instead of asking such a question on a forum with such a vague story, how about you actually explain your situation with her?

    - are you still friendly with her?
    - do you not get along but have some weird stalker motivation to get her something with the delusion your win her back?
    - do you hate her and want to get her something cheap and crappy to rub it in her face?
    - what is your price range?

    EXPLAIN!

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