Hmm, I'm really not that into 'good' one-liners or burns.
If I don't like someone, I just curse at them. Or call them stupid or something like that, very common.
I don't see the reason to waste time coming up with a funny insult.
Hmm, I'm really not that into 'good' one-liners or burns.
If I don't like someone, I just curse at them. Or call them stupid or something like that, very common.
I don't see the reason to waste time coming up with a funny insult.
This kid asked his dad to buy him an xbox in PC world
the dad said " I'm not your dad"
"You are so full of shit, you'd make a great politician"
- Gordon Ramsay
Girl: So, what's your name?
Guy: Ben Dover.
Your momma is so ugly, she probably has a hard time attracting members of the opposite sex.
This actually happened yesterday.
I was at the grocery store with my sister and she tried to toss some cheese into the cart from about five feet away.
Missed.
Me: "So how's the WNBA?"
My brother has a sun tan, a proper one.
Every time I'm at home my step dad calls him Ranjid, I don't know why but I find it hilarious.
"Oi, Ranjid, make me a drink!" makes me laugh every time.
I was in class a few years ago, and i was tapping my leg (not sure what youd call it, like bouncing your heel up up and down) and my arm was on my leg so with a table infront of me you could guess how it looked.
Anyway one of my friends who was kinda obnoxious said "ew, that looks so nasty"
me: "fuck off, i wank when i want"
Very funny at the time
Also same year we were doing these mock job interviews and when the question came up "How do you define success?" i said "take away the sess"
Good times
Person1: Hey man
Person2: My mum just died
Person1: I know, I killed her
*Person 2 arrests Person 1*
*Person 1 dies*
Uh, what's this thread about?
'Your mum jokes are feeble and overused'.
'Just like your mother'.
Cho’Gall: Cairne Bloodhoof is dead? Did we kill him?
Deathwing: No. The Grimtotems weakened him with poison, and then Garrosh accidentally hacked him to death with an axe during a heated political discussion.
Cho’Gall: How do you accidentally kill someone with an axe?
Mad Man: I hope you choke and die!
You: Like your mom did on me?
Bonus points if their mother is dead... Can also replace mother (since its a worn out joke) with the persons girls friend.
Page 5 has been weak.
Saying "At least I don't wear underwear." to a woman, especially one on their period, when you're a guy.
Another one: "Your dad's a mother f*cker. At least I hope."
(Maybe there should be a NSFW tag on the thread, or perhaps less NSFW jokes.)
A less "adult" joke.
"Yo' mamma's so fat the weatha' man said it was chilly outside so she brought a bowl!"
Last edited by ImpTaimer; 2012-01-19 at 09:18 PM.
There are no bathrooms, only Zuul.
This isn't really a serious discussion, so I'm moving it over to Fun Stuff.
What are you Looking at?
I dont know, they dont label shit
http://www.explosm.net/comics/
There are WAAAAY too many good ones on this site. Here's the most recent one:
There are no bathrooms, only Zuul.
Person1: Hey dude, what's up with your hair?
Person2: I was a victim of the holocaust and barely survived, but my whole family died. They shaved me under the most horren-....
Person1: Lol you're bald. U mad?