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... and Death himself appears in front of you. the following conversation transpires:
You: Who are you?
Death: I AM THE GRIM REAPER!
You: Isn't that the name of that narcoleptic wrestler?
Death: NO, THAT'S THE GRIM SLEEPER! LOOK, I GOT 10 OTHER SOULS TO COLLECT BEFORE DINNER. JUST FOLLOW ME TO THE AFTERLIFE!
You: I can't be dead yet, that car accident was only at 25 MPH!
Death: *sigh* YOU GOT PUSHED BY A SEMI INTO THE GRAND CANYON, I HARDLY CALL THAT SURVIVABLE. AND BESIDES, WHY DID YOU CARRY THAT BOMB ALONG?
You: I was on my way to the quarry to defuse it. Besides, don't I get to defend myself?
Death: VERY WELL. TRADITION DEMANDS THAT YOU MAY DO ONE OF 3 THINGS, NAMELY TRY TO GIVE ME A TASK THAT I CAN'T COMPLETE, CHALLENGE ME TO A CONTEST OF ANY SORT, OR ATTEMPT TO BEST ME IN ANY GAME. DO ONE OF THESE THINGS SUCCESFULLY, AND I WILL RETURN YOU BACK TO LIFE. BUT FAIL, AND-
You: Yeah, yeah, i've read about this before. But are all 3 of these possible?
Death: HONESTLY? YOU GOT A SHOT. I MAY BE ABLE TO GO ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME, IN ANY DIMENSION, REALITY OR SITUATION, BUT EVEN TOTAL RETARDS HAVE MANAGED TO BEAT ME.
You: Do you really need to use that voice?
Death: WE DEATHS HAVE A REPUTATION TO MANAGE, YOU KNOW. But if it suits you better, i'll use my non-regulation voice.
You: We Deaths? you mean there's more than one of you?
Death: How else do you think we manage to deal with all the deaths that happen? MORTAL-
You: Voice...
Death: Sorry. Mortal, the time has come for you to make your choice. In what way will you challenge my powers?
So, what will you do? What task will you give Death? Or do you prefer a game? Or do you challenge the Grim Reaper to something else?
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2012-01-20, 11:09 PM #1Deleted
hypothetical: you die from a car accident...
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2012-01-20, 11:11 PM #2Dreadlord
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'Be better than me at sitting on my ass browsing Reddit and sitting in Orgrimmar'. He has a job to do, he can't sit around. /autowin.
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2012-01-20, 11:11 PM #3Deleted
I challenge him to complete an mmorpg.
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2012-01-20, 11:12 PM #4Brewmaster
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Do I survive just by challenging him to something? Or do I then have to win that challenge??
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2012-01-20, 11:14 PM #5Warchief
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<insertBill&Tedclip>
But on a serious note, If the grim reaper was Randy Savage I would probably just let it happen.
*driving on the highway*
Randy Savage: "Hey, you!"
Me: "Holy shit, Randy Savage!"
Randy Savage: "Do you wanna end your life?"
Me: "No?!"
Randy Savage: "Snap into an oak tree!"
*generic car explosion*There are no bathrooms, only Zuul.
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2012-01-20, 11:15 PM #6Dreadlord
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And then he turns into Alduin.
Originally Posted by ImpTaimer
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2012-01-20, 11:15 PM #7Warchief
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ok op , why is there a need to show your diploma on a wow forum?
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2012-01-20, 11:17 PM #8Old God
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I challenge him to create an MMORPG where there is not one complaint and everyone is happy. Originally Posted by Waff
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2012-01-20, 11:18 PM #9Epic!
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Okay, death. I challenge you to remove all trolls from all forums and gaming communities. If he succeeds I die, but the world is a better place. If he fails I get to live. Win-win?
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2012-01-20, 11:21 PM #10The Insane
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I challenge him to fail at completing a task, damn that was easy
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2012-01-20, 11:21 PM #11The Lightbringer
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Easy I would give him the task to insure my survival.
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2012-01-20, 11:21 PM #12High Overlord
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Simple i challenge you to not take my life
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2012-01-20, 11:22 PM #13Scarab Lord
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If he allows me to challenge him at anything possible, then I would simply challenge him to NOT kill me and take me to the afterlife. If he does, then he loses the challenge and forfeit's his right to do so anyways.
Fod Sparta los wuth, ahrk okaaz gekenlok kruziik himdah, dinok fent kos rozol do daan wah jer do Samos. Ahrk haar do Heracles fent motaad, fah strunmah vonun fent yolein ko yol.
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2012-01-20, 11:22 PM #14Deleted
I challenge him to return me back to life.
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2012-01-20, 11:23 PM #15I am Murloc!
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This would be hilarious. Originally Posted by Larynx
OT: I'd challenge him to lick his elbow
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2012-01-20, 11:23 PM #16Dreadlord
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Problem is, in order for him to lose that he'd have to kill you and take you to the afterlife, he might have failed, but you're already in the afterlife. Originally Posted by Lothaeryn
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2012-01-20, 11:23 PM #17The Patient
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I Challenge Death to kill himself
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2012-01-20, 11:25 PM #18Banned
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"Reap yourself, brah."
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2012-01-20, 11:25 PM #19Epic!
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I would challenge him to eat his own head....
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." ~Frank Sinatra
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2012-01-20, 11:25 PM #20The Insane
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Originally Posted by -Zait-
He doesn't have a tongue. Genius.
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