When playing with unknown people, remember, you are always the most skilled.
When playing with unknown people, remember, you are always the most skilled.
Whenever there's a savepoint in a dungeon. Use it, I paid the price when I didn't once and ran into Materia Hunter..... Triiiiiiine!
In rpg's theres always another boss (13 stage last boss fight was kinda annoying lol)
You can always fall from infinite height with no damage
the main character is always an orphan
everybody in the main party has a sword, even if everyone else has guns
NPCs never lock their doors and let you wander around their homes looting everything they own and dont even care
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In Mario Kart (online), you will always finish in last place. No exceptions.
in the pokemon series your rival will always, ALWAYS choose the starter pokemon that could kill yours and yet you beat him
Velen: I think your God may just be one of our Gods and you just don't know it.
Tyrande: Well, I think our Goddess may have crafted your Gods in her spare time.
Velen and Tyrande: ....
Velen: Yeah, well...I'm just gonna go.
Tyrande: Bye.
*Velen starts walking toward the portal back to Exodar*
Velen: Your grandmother was a Troll, by the way.
Tyrande: SENTINELS!!!
Team Fortress 2. Judge how good someone is by what hat they're wearing.
If your team loses, everyone says everyone else is a "noob".
if they are better than you they have no life, and not as good as you they are scrubs.
also for RPGs, if you have a jump button you must spam it while running.
No sandbox will ever be played for it's story, but to cause 5396 car pileups with a jetpack while wearing a clownsuit.
hold down the B button to have a better chance at catching a pokemon.
in Dota like games.
1. you shall not cross the river alone. never. ever. seriously.
2. you shall not chase after the tower.
3. you shall not go farming into enemy woods alone after 25min mark.
4. if you watch the map you see no enemy on the radar you know are probably fucekd.
5. if there is no enemy on your lane and no ally and you are farming peacefully for more than 2 min. you are probably fucked
6. if u plan to ambush enemy team on roshan and roshan was just killed u better go back or u are probably gonna get ur asses kiced hard.
on WoW
girl on the guild (real girl i mean) will cause extensive guild drama and kids will fap on her vent voice. 99% she is ugly as hell.
girl on the guild will mysteriously get better loot than everyone else even if the gm has a gf already.
new in the guild says is a girl but never talks on vent. is a smart kid that wants to abuse the above mentioned law.
To have something you 've never had, you have to do something you've never done...
In a FPS if something bugs out be sure to shoot it.
You ask for more? Then come, traveler, to the Whispering Deep, where only the mad walk.
Raid Idea: The Whispering Deep and Ny'alotha
Sore Loser's Law: There will always, under all circumstances and regardless of either team's point amount, be someone who will rage at you for "body shots" while playing a sniper class/using a sniper rifle.
Sore Loser's Law is usually evoked with total disregard for the logical situations that usually bring about body shots with a sniper rifle (low enemy health, swift enemy movement, tiny head, etc.) and will always be followed up with rage filled comments implying that the sniper rifle wielding player is resorting to body shots because of an inherent inability to perform headshots.