Sorry, but I'll take the opinions of 169 established movie critics from across the world over yours.Wow so much hate.
Ok ill care to explain, i didn't wanna spoil things for yah.
SPOILER:
What? The plot is about 5 kids entering some militairy like area. They choose (unknowingly) ofcourse wether they are gonna be killed by either: Zombies, wherewolves, geneticly manipulated bats, birds, Mermaids, ghosts, demons and whatnot. (The people controlling the area set them lose, when dormant they are stashed in a storage)
How? By reading a sentence, playing with a ball and some other stuff.
Why? To please inexistend underground gods that will destroy the world if they dont.
Now you are probably thinking: Zombies, werewolfs, mermaids, geneticly manipulated whatnots, evil clowns, AWESOME!
No.. it makes absolutely no sense at all.
PS: SFX are shit. They seem to have run out of cash at 50% of the movie.
So hate me if u want, theres absolutely no way you are gonna like this movie unless your slightly retarded.
And even if u did like it, you will feel screwed that you got charged 15 dollars to see it.