Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866
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Stop being wrong.
Nope, because I know pregnancy pretty well and being a parent since I basically raised my younger brothers, plus I was a child at one point, and children are awful in about 40 million different ways and the most you can ask for is to be thrown into a B level retirement home and that they don't beat you.
Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866